SACRAMENTO, CA—California is being heralded as a progressive utopia after eliminating electricity entirely.
Working by candelight at his desk, Governor Gavin Newsom signed a new law that bans electricity, propelling the state into a progressive futuristic paradise. Newsom said he got the idea while experiencing the latest round of rolling blackouts in the state. He decided to make the blackouts the law of the land.
“Other, backward states still use carbon-heavy electricity, gas for heating and cooking, and wasteful air conditioning,” he said proudly as people applauded around him. “But not on my watch. California has progressed beyond these archaic concepts.”
The law also bans vehicles, forcing pedestrians to use innovative new horse-driven carriages.
Next on the legislative docket? The elimination of water-wasting toilets, to be replaced by just going on the sidewalk. A pilot program in San Francisco has been very successful, according to the homeless population there.
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This must surely be Fake News!
Notice how the electricity never gets turned off in the coastal globalist enclaves?
With wind like that windmills would keep the electricity on. California government should require all white men to have a windmill built to keep the electricity flowing in the ghettos and barrios.
California is going to wind up like Pavane.
Solution. Power and Exercise to combat the obesity epidemic. A Win-Win for all!
I say just do what’s logical and cede CA back to old Mexico.
Between the horses and people defecating in the streets, California will no longer be considered a sh*thole, but rather a sh*tpile. We can only hope that when the pile gets big enough (shouldn’t take long), that little crack in the crust will give way and dump (pun intended) all those moronic progressives in the Pacific for a much needed bath.