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Its all fun and games until the great white tries to climb on board.
The scariest thing is being out on a board and seeing a dorsal fin go by…until you realize that its only a dolphin.
Cool.
I’ll give him a solid 10 for trying !
No more nuts and bolts in the third world.
Gotta be a robot . Cats don’t move like that .
Oh, yes, they do. I have so many of my figurines destroyed by cat moves like that.
Now that is a super cute cat. I like when there is fun stuff on this page!
Yippy Ky-yaaaa………..Mommy!
Mama, don’t let you boys grow up to be cowboys.
Boys will be cowboys
No matter how many times you see it, it’s just cute as can be.
On the subject of earthquakes:
Animals are the first to realize.
Watching this, I was thinking about the Daffy/Bugs cartoon where Daffy is shrunk down by the Genie and tried to claim Bugs’ found pearl at Pismo Beach.
Mine! Mine! It’s all mine! I’m a happy miser!
Really? I think of downtown Baltimore.
Selfie takers deserve it.
Mr. Ed could do more than he was given credit for.
All the farmer had to say was “It’s happy hour!”
But according to Mini Mike , farmers don’t know shit .
I think the horse has more sense than Bloomberg .
I wonder what my wolf ancestors would do to this asshole?
You mean hyenas, Bob.
Motor boatin’, doggie style
Mad Skill !
Barrack , mugging for the crowd .
Looks more like Big Mike.
Nah , he’d be wearing heels .
Installing air conditioning in Somalia.
Now that’s funny Bob !
Bloomberg.
The little Mikey Bloomberg that couldn’t.
Snowflake biker.
Pirahna?
yes
Whatever works .
Nip Alert……Is that Monika Lewinski in her blue dress taking dictation fron Bill Clinton?
Nipple!
I could watch her sleep all day.
No Bob , you Weren’t there . You didn’t cause this ! LOL
If it were me she really would be asleep.
I’m not sleeping, Bob. I’m just counting the seconds until the two minute eternity is over.
She won’t believe it , she’s not blonde .
Or He wont believe it.
That is a visual depiction of my life everyday. (not kidding)
Uber of the wild.
Safest place to be in a swamp ful; of gators.
THIS one made me smile.
What a jem, to scout and find such a beauty.
Bet Miss Harper Lee would think so too.
Woodward Dream Cruise.
Do a search.
You’d usually be able to find a Scout in mint condition rolling by,
if you look real carefully, and have a spot Reserved for enjoying the classics with friends.
-even if your beaker is a square one filled with rocks, and the bottle has a cork top.
~Cheers.
That’s what I do if I ever look into a mirror with my glasses on.
MOOchele finally sees her reflection .
She has no soul, therefore no reflection.
I stand corrected .
Even Maxine was young once.
And we wonder why so many novel viruses come out of China. Oh, I mean, is that ever cute!
One for you, one for me.
EAT THIS , DAMNIT !
Next samurai.
She’s veeeery patriotic……
That’s enough to turn a Canadian into a patriotic American.
Those can’t be real.
They are real, with aftermarket enhancements.
Sure they are , she paid for them !
she didn’t pay for them, some male bought them thinking he would be the sole squeeze box user……
Inflate to 23 psi
“gave proof through the night….”
Once you start giving blackbirds free stuff they come to consider it a right.
Remember that ols song, “The Shadows of Your Mind”?
Remember the old ride, The Tunnel of Love?
Its all in the creative use of shadow.
I want to dive right in.
It’s all fun and games until she gets sun burn on her taint.
I’ll rub some aloe on it.
She must be a nurse.
EC-Speaking of nurses, where oh where is T4C today? Is she mad about something, can’t be me for once.
She posted those used buttplugs. nkit is doing a bang up job, though.
He’s on one wheel and she falls over.
love the panel wagon
Pass
WNB – elbows too pointy.
what elbows?
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
”House” for instance, is feminine: ”la casa.” ”Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”
A student asked, ”What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ‘computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender ( ‘la computadora’), because….
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ( ‘el computador’), because…..
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
Not sure who won…but as usual both sides had some doubles, triples, and home runs….
Good stuff, mann.
Hard drives work better than floppy disks; must be masculine.
Until they crash. I think they call that whiskey pecker.
And no, that’s not someone who types on a keypad using only their index fingers, peckerheads.
The Control key is debate-able, re: gender specific, and which exerts control more.
The men won. In Spanish it’s “computadora”.
“(THIS GETS BETTER!)” Bwahaha, you slay me.
Those are some strong-ass hands.
And he’s the safest driver in India.
That’s called an Organ Donor .
That’s sikh!
CORNDOG!
My dog once saw me pulling up a carrot from our garden. Had to immediately install a fence to keep her out.
OMG, That’s exactly what my Shepherds do! I have pucture marks in my hands and an array of broken sprayers!! Well one does it with the sprayer, one does it with the vacuum.
Funny story. I was doing just this in the front yard when the UPS guy pulled up to the top of the drive. He came around the corner and saw this, gingerly put the package down and said I’m just going to leave this here as he retreated back to his truck in a flash. Good Doggie!!
I take mine to the park and if the sprinklers are on , they go nuts !
I was wondering what to wear with my jeans.
I was wondering why the jeans.
I see no good reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane .
I meant to do that.
I’m guessing she’s gonna get bent over and “driven to Newark” before the night’s over. 🙂
She loves the manual transmission.
How much is this option?
If it was $1, it would be more than Mrs. P will let you spend.
She gives me an allowance of a hundred bucks a month to spend on whatever I want, then has the nerve to object when I spend it on a hooker.
BobP, 100 dollahs won’t even buy a skank ho in the hood nowdays, she needs to up your allowance.
…and I meant to do that.
That’s amore
Yes , yes it is !
Mrs. Steve Irwin??
I have done that with green morays, but you really don’t want to grab them. Treat them like you would a cat and you’re OK.
Now he rides the short bus.
Common nkit , that’s just NASTY !
Humorous
Disgusting
And now I’ll be skipping dinner .
That man needs a specialist. Yuck!
Great on a Ritz
On a road, somewhere in Iraq…..mission accomplised.
The new Nasdaq ski run. Worry not. The Fed will protect you.
And the mouse thought, “My day, can’t get any worse…”
I only have talons for you.
This is why you shouldn’t pee outside.
Is that what’s known as a Sled Dog ?
Yancey, your mom is hot.
I love my mom, but she is more like the fat lady in the Uber.
An over-exposure exposure, nice.
It’s for you.
I could see holding him up for his wallet , but a phone ?
Back-pack not included.
And if you’re carrying, as soon as he takes your phone, you pop him.
Agree !
Black dog asserts his freedom from da man.
Get offa my ass ya stupid fat kid !