Scandal: Buttigieg Forced To Drop Out After Being Outed As A White Male

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Pete Buttigieg has been forced to drop out of the presidential race in the midst of scandalous revelations that he’s actually a white male.

Despite the Buttigieg campaign’s best efforts, Democrat voters discovered that Buttigieg is, in fact, both white and male. Buttigieg came out as white, withdrew from the race, and apologized to his former supporters in a speech today.

“I am sorry for everyone I have hurt,” Buttigieg told reporters. “I didn’t mean to cause anyone this kind of pain and suffering.”

Voters have long suspected he was hiding something, but when the revelation broke, it was worse than his supporters could ever have imagined.

“I just can’t believe he’d deceive us like this,” said Hal Baker, Buttigieg’s lone supporter in South Carolina. “That he would conceal this from all of us shows that he’s an evil, evil man. Who knows what other terrible secrets are lurking in his closets?”

Rumors are also swirling that Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Mike Bloomberg are all white males, threatening their candidacies.

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16 Comments
Pequiste
Pequiste
March 1, 2020 8:56 pm

Forget the fact that the guy is a homosexual and married to a male.
It is never wise to enter the rough and tumble of today’s politics with a name that is in itself a punchline.

Pete Dunham
Pete Dunham
March 1, 2020 9:02 pm

See much difference between Mayor Pete and BHO?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Pete Dunham
March 2, 2020 8:45 am

One of them openly embraces their homosexuality and the other is still in the closet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 1, 2020 10:41 pm

There goes my candidate. This was a man who would have really stood behind the american people. Well at least half the population

overthecliff
overthecliff
March 1, 2020 11:35 pm

Sad, He could have been our second gay president.

22winmag - TBP's top-secret Crypto-Jew
22winmag - TBP's top-secret Crypto-Jew
March 2, 2020 3:45 am

Was never a genuine candidate.

Was never a genuine candidate.

Was never a genuine candidate.

A sleeper-cell intelligence fag operating as an lgbtqxyz social-engineering project.

He’s a big can of gay-spray aerosol.

Free national advertising for the homo mafia.

The whole thing was as fake as the Weinstein #metoo Men vs. Women shitshow.

It’s as if men wrote the book on whoring themselves out and lying for gain.

NOT!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

He was positioning for ’24 as Big Mike’s VP.

TC
TC
March 2, 2020 8:35 am

I thought for sure he was going to make it to the white house and will admit I was wrong. That said, he could be jockeying for VP – which would have almost as much humiliation factor. Time will tell.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 2, 2020 8:40 am

At least the article didn’t read, “Buttigieg Forced To Pull Out”.

Ricky Retardo
Ricky Retardo
March 2, 2020 10:03 am

Sanders and Bloomberg are NOT white.

KaD
KaD
March 2, 2020 5:38 pm

CAUGHT ON TAPE: Bloomberg Promises To Protect Banks, Use His Wealth To Cripple Political Opponents!