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Now, that is the “I agree with you period dot” not the “I left a secret message and erased it” ellipse.
FYI. It takes a while to learn all the symbols and their meanings in any culture, but seven years seems to be the requisite length of time. Know anything Biblical about 7 years, Donkey?
Hey, do you want Brenda to call about that land? It seems like it may be a bit late for bugging out. I talked to her from outside her home and she’s all for selling it for a lot less than she originally asked but after we got done chattering about the madness, she thanked me for forcing her to pay a member of my Family of Families group in Oklahoma 50 dollars to go on one of my visits to Cannery Row where the Bishop’s Kitchen sat. I started that over seven years ago. Wow. Seven.
So, I wanted to stop by her home anyway. She has horses. I bought two big bags of oats at the feed store and two gallons of molasses, along with a lot of fencing to get our own animals situated. She will pay me cold hard silver later. She’s good for it. She’s on my list.
One bag of oats was mine. It is all oats and will get cooked anyway. People are idiots. I asked the pharmacist what the difference is prescription strength medicine for horses and cattle (as available in the feed store) and that specially made for people. He said “Not much.”
So, I don’t have large animals, just the neverending bunnies and stories about them.
I look at the chipped hundred dollar bill in the package which went astray as a kind of harbinger from last year. I had been carrying a lot of cash with me on my runs into the hills finding those cemeteries. I’d been paying cash for a lot of barter items and I realized it was time to stop with the big cash purchases last year.
This place has really been a repository of inspiration.
For me.
Say WHAT ????????????????????
I think Maggie just showed us her continuous stream of thought. Kind of interesting, actually.
Know anything Biblical about 7 years, Donkey?
I’m not falling for the biblical reference again. Your talking about the 49ers, right? Shame you are still hooked on bread and circuses, a girl your age.
I am sorry. I have read this four times and I still can’t find where I keep getting lost. Does this site have interpreters?
Now that’s a flattening of the curve I can live with.
Making butter.
Good thing it’s paracord.
Some “work from home” girls
Get two women together, they will always get into a snippet.
I do not recommend the Scissor Sluts for your circumcision. My dick’s okay, but it’s not quite long enough to make up for my missing leg.
An alternate idea in case the winter olympics get cancelled too.
Canada wins the gold in the bobbing sled event!
Wonder if they’d let me make my way through the curves with them?
Rub-a-dub, dub, 3 babes in a tub.
Black Oranda Goldfish
Even the fishes are into miscegenation? What’s this world coming to?
Swimming tumors…I’m going to hurl.
Is that you EC?
Dude, I’m 65. The most death defying act I do now is grab my wife’s tits while she’s bent over the sink brushing her teeth.
(EC) I can relate !
I love it when a plan comes together .
fitting justice
Few men would have the math skills and the balls to do that. Which one is more rare in this clown world?
I’ll do it if someone does the math for me!! 😉
WOOP – DE- DOO !
camouflage
Crappy camouflage. I spotted that rock right away.
The boonie hat busts him
By the time you spot him, you dead.
Guess I must dead , cuz I only see rocks .
TRquadrant, camo
Look to the center right slope of biggest rock. Boonie hat and rifle scope will be first thing you see.
OK , now I see him .
I thought I was looking at gravel at first , not large chunks of concrete.
Without seeing the sniper you have no scale .
So BOOM ! I’m dead . good camouflage .
Trump touts new Boeing rocket launcher as world beater.
Achmed did I not tell you to roll up the windows ash al ah
Fear the Tesla army.
Why does this remind me of the Democrat campaign to choose a nominee for president?
That be Achmed tending his goats
I just took one French fry. One!
He must have cut the line in front of her.
She understands physics a lot better than her opponent.
She looks like a sumo wrestler . But that’s not getting her laid .
I’m gonna make her mine. Talk about rough sex!
I guess New Hampshire winters can get a bit testy…
Never get between a girl that big and a cheese burger.
Pass the TP please
Exactly what is supposed to happen.
Shocking developments in the electric airplane testing.
That’s why they call them static Lines…..
The good news is we found a foolproof way to stop the spread of the Chinese virus. The bad news is your new nickname is stumpy.
Works against the Clap, etc. but your new nickname is also stumpy.
That’ll kill the F’ng virus. Wash your hands in fire and keep your dirty mitts away from your face
You corralled me with just your smile, honey. Put the rope away, and give me a sip.
Someone has taken up where Gordon Snidow left off. Pass me a cold Buckskin please.
nkit,
Do you have any idea who the artist for this is? I’d really love to try and get a print.
Cow Doc, This picture is from today’s entry on : dailytimewaster.blogspot.com It was posted there by C.W. Swanson. It is the fifth picture down. If you go to the site you can click on Swanson’s name and e-mail him, or simply ask him in the comments.
I tried to get the info from the image but was unable to. Sorry, Doc. Maybe someone more skilled than I can get that info for you. Best of luck.
Thanks For the info nkit.
“Coors ! That’s not downstream beer ”
No , it’s deer piss !
As a fine Connoisseur of ungulate Piss, and having grown up mere miles from the Original brewery, Coors Light is deer piss, Coors Banquet is elk piss. Actually original banquet is not bad but yep Coors light = Piss water..
Coors Light sets up the Belvedere with stuffed olives on the rocks, but whatever..
I like her whip.
I’ll bet she knows how to use that Bull Whip…….
Dang…..soooo just what I needed right now.
Don’t fall for it. I’ve been holding it in for so long waiting for the toilet paper to grow, I’m now constipated, and I’m as full of shit as Yancey.
Everybody has got to be know for something.
Now that’s funny.
I’ve been screaming for goat-proof bumpers for years, but no one would listen! Who’s crazy now?
Try to explain that one to your insurance adjuster.
There’s video footage on FF.
I once saw a goat eat a Buick, hub caps and all…..
That’s so dangerous! That Covidiot was at most one foot away from that other man. Lock him up! He’s going to kill us all!
I’m 64 with high blood pressure, but I’m suddenly feeling an absolute attraction corona.
Where can I get a holder like that one for my corona?
She can give me the Corona
She can keep the Corona, just give me the beer holders.
He’s doing what retrievers do…getting the birdie
Labs. always use shuttlecock camo.
Hey, this sheet is used!
Cornholio coffee…the next big thing watch for their IPO
In order to conserve….use both sides
That’s what carpet is for…right?
Drag racer
Totally inappropriate she’s spreading Corona.
Difficult not to be impressed by the cup holder.
The primary threat of corona to me is if I grab this one my wife will kill me.
How I met your mom…
Doctors discover Corona is a motorboat blocker.
You’re killing me, nkit. Keep it up.
Viral Affection.
May I pet your pussy
Move the cat first.
On Tonight Show when Johnny Carson was host, Zsa Zsa Gabor (a Hungarian with an accent) was his guest and brought a cat with her and set it on her lap. She asked Johnny if he wanted to pet her pussy and he told her, “Sure thing. Just get that cat out of the way.” Outrage and lawsuits followed.
Pussies can never get enough stroking.
That pussy is only there because of his car.
Acid trip
Cat balloon.
I don’t see Hanoi Jane, isn’t she in that movie.
I wonder if that cat was gonna land on it’s feet.
Pussies always burst your bubble.
It’s an inverted trick.
Hug your favorite pussy today.
That’s just sad…and I don’t even like cats.
Cats get desperate when the kids will just not go out to play anymore.
That cat is probably wonder when the hell he can get down.
The best part of waking up.
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
That’s Italian!
When you absolutely have to have it overnight.
Well pick one (EC) !
M’mm M’mm Good!
I recognized all those commercials, but I want what SHE is selling!
Proof that marketing works! You remember forever! Plop plop fizz fizz….
Hot Water, twice.
She’s going to need more ice cream cones to get over me. It took me like a thousand to get over her.
I’ve got your ice cream… ?
What?! Am I the only one who’s ever been in love with a redhead?
Lost Love
Javier Solis
(Ai, ai, ai! How I suffer)
Lost Love
If as they say, it’s true you live happy without me
Live happy
Maybe other lips, might give you the fortune
I never gave you
I’m convinced now
That on your part, you were never mine, I wasn’t for thee
You weren’t for me, I wasn’t for thee
It was all a game, but in the wager, I bid and I lost
*****
It was a game and I lost, that’s my luck
And I pay, because I’m a good sport
You, live happier, that’s your good fortune
What more, can be said by, a troubadour
Don’t worry, it’s not necessary
When you pass me by, to tell me goodbye
I’m not hurt
I swear by my mother
That I don’t hate you, nor harbor ill will
On the contrary, along with you
I give applause, to pleasure and to love
Long live pleasure, long live love
Now that I’m free, I want someone to love me, long live love
Mine was our sinfully well-endowed English teacher, I forget her name but the body, the face, never. Ok, the ass, definitely never forgetting that.
I’m still with my redhead of 44 years. Luckyfuckinbastard I am.
Any day in Boulder, Colorado.
No shit !
But Boulder is an independent republic, has been since the 70’s
Typical Deadhead back in the day.
Might just have to save this for next time I need to vomit.
Aw, honey. I’m going to go shave my pits right now.
All three of them?
Now you are killing me.
Miss Montenegro
Love it
Is that a large tick on her thigh or a beauty mark?
Just another day in Wyoming.
I highly recommend against the brown.
Yeah, but at least brown can be used more than once.
The ink isn’t waterproof. I’d stay away from bright colors….especially red…unless you like looking like you’re on your period (women) or have a bleeding rectum (everyone).
Might just have to save this for next time I need to masturbate.
I love that dress.
Once again nkit, the eye bleach, if you do this you must supply free eye bleach.
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the girl who walked a thousand miles
To get down to a ton.
OMG! I’ve seen smaller butts on draft horses.
Is that the QC department at the treadmill factory?
Actually this would be validation testing – to see what the breaking point is.
There is more ass there than there is at a DNC Convention.
But there are still more ASS HOLES at the DNC Convention.
The Butt Sisters destroy Planet Fitness.
That’s just gross.
I was thinking, “groady to the max.”
I was trying not to wear it out.
It got wore out in the 80’s.
We say grotti, as in grotesque.
Today , I hate you nkit .
I know, that’s what friends are for..
Tampa’s Harem!!
oh yeah…
nkit,
keep your eyes off my private stash or i will find you and whip your ass–
same 4 you little fleabo–
Red.
Last week he posted my ole lady. I don’t know how he does it but if I catch him in the hen house he’ll be taking pictures with his toes.
Spandex it’s not a right, it’s privilege
At least they’re trying.
…says the guy with 7 arms and 33 testes.
Home field advantage !!
.
NOT ON MY WATCH,BITCH!!!
On that picture Nazi Pelosi looks like the devil in one of the early episode of X-Files
Now this is something I can believe, Bitch!
Welcome to Bizarro World, we’ve arrived.
Send this to your local CongressCritter.
Won’t do you Squat good Joe , they don’t care .
Some people only see the light when it shines through bullet holes .
Twenty is too young to drink but
18 is old enough to die for your country .
Do I sound BITTER ?
As a Vietnam Vet I have a right to be bitter !
( and I will send this around nkit , thanks .
I’m stealing that
We now live in a nation
where doctors destroy health,
lawyers destroy justice,
universities destroy knowledge,
religion destroys morals,
and banks destroy the economy.
“I pray”, God help us.
Ain’t it the truth!
Impressive…and GD lucky
The benefits of four wheel drive.
Nice save.
How have white males invented almost every breakthrough that has changed the world for the better? Racism!
Another life skill that will serve you well !
A real man would’ve put her on his lap.
I’m still waiting, Bob
I’m Bond, James Bond.
Is that Putin ?
I would believe it.
Trebucheting the Corona dead back to China
Sounds good to me .
Yep and nope
Kardashian training videos.
I remember getting my ass kicked by one of those things.
Simple, affordable entertainment from the past.
Get used to it kid
Washing up before playing Jarts.
Nice save…I bet he’d of came up dog paddling on his own.
That’ll leave a mark, and some misaligned revival vertebrae.
The metal was just a little too heavy, apparently.
They called him Matthers back then.
Future Rocket scientist trying to simulate the vomit comet.
Kidapault
What was the blur that went by her boot?
Walk much?
Was that Hillary? No, not fat or ugly enough.
She was much younger then.
Hillary has been practicing this for years.
Should have taken the gum out of her mouth.
I’ll give her an 8 for that dismount…he gets a zero. Mechanical Bull gymnastics…they’re adding this to the postponed games.
Afganistan mechanical bulls can be a real bitch.
Never lick a woman without her permission.
Covidiot
Was probably filmed Before all this Chinese Virus madness .
But Bob would have done it anyway .
Your bike tripped
Crosswalks ALWAYS have the right of way.