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56 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 5, 2020 10:22 am

Her mother’s face would work equally well…although I think she is the forever face of birth control.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
April 5, 2020 10:26 am

Tell me that’s not a cross between Hillary and Web Hubbell. She could take the place of the beaver in Lady and the Tramp. Inquiring minds would like to know if she whistles through her teeth when she talks.

On The Beach
On The Beach
  Articles of Confederation
April 5, 2020 11:01 am

Makes you wonder how insanely desperate old Web had to be to climb on top of The Hellbitch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  On The Beach
April 5, 2020 11:54 am

There had to be some dark and alcohol involved….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 5, 2020 4:47 pm

and a turkey baster.

MiddleClassTaxMule
MiddleClassTaxMule
  Articles of Confederation
April 5, 2020 11:04 am

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Ole’ Webb was gettin’ him some.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Gate Crasher
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Gate Crasher
  MiddleClassTaxMule
April 5, 2020 11:24 am

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There you have it.

I used to work in a big office in Newton, MA in the 1990s. It housed at least 200 Jewish Chelsea look alikes. Men were either gay or outnumbered 5 to 1.

There was one who was pretty hot though and she taught me the difference between Catholic girls and Jewish girls.

Lebowski
Lebowski

Love me some Catholic girls

Tony
Tony
  Articles of Confederation
April 5, 2020 12:38 pm

Looks like a morphed face of Killery and Chelsea

Cynicles
Cynicles
  Articles of Confederation
April 5, 2020 8:54 pm

Bill wasn’t about to stick his dick in HildaBeast.


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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 5, 2020 10:43 am

Eye bleach. God Damn it Jim if your going to do this you must provide free eye bleach!

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Cow Doctor
April 5, 2020 5:51 pm
hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Mygirl...maybe
April 5, 2020 6:02 pm

Is that the book the Canadian Health Minister read to the Kindergarten class at the public library?

(EC)
(EC)
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 6:43 pm

Pickup lines for pervs:
Shouldn’t you be at a library reading a book to kids?

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  (EC)
April 5, 2020 10:57 pm

The woman’s laughter is what got me going…I enjoy listening to people laughing long and loud at what they find deeply funny. The ‘landing strip’ beaver also made me smile….

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 2:35 pm

I asked my wife this morning if she could think of anyone in politics that was attractive.

If you want some quiet in the house, that’s the way to get it.

Perhaps the single most unattractive group of people on Earth by occupation.

Fizz- Ee-Og-Nomie

TC
TC
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 4:25 pm

Sarah Palin was pretty hot. Until she got into her character for the election, that is. I guess you’re right.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 5:51 pm

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Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 6:33 pm

JFK weren’t bad-looking, but probably too lop-sided by your metrics. I think we already talked about Romney (seems to tick all the manly-looking boxes, but exudes cucked-ness).

You have to consider a person’s presence as well as their mere physical aspect. The French have the term, joli/e-laid/e, the beautiful-ugly, that might include a Gerard Depardieu in his younger days, or an Ellen Barkin.. people with an odd look that still possess a potent kind of magnetism.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Chubby Bubbles
April 5, 2020 8:13 pm

There are outliers in every generalization and you are correct, some people do look odd but are oddly attractive while others are normal looking with abnormal inclinations.

It’s a metric, not an absolute.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Chubby Bubbles
April 5, 2020 8:29 pm

You are talking about body language, which is physiognomy and emotional theory of the mind. Women are mentally specialized for seeing it (and little else).

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 2:43 pm

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No, seriously.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 4:01 pm

It is a big cattle region…although most cows are more attractive and healthier.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
April 5, 2020 4:37 pm

Yogurt comes to mind.

(EC)
(EC)
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 4:42 pm

You know RiNsErino and FM know where you live, right?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  (EC)
April 5, 2020 5:31 pm

They’re as much a prisoner of the clown world panopticon as I am.

Seriously though, what person in their right mind would hire a morbidly obese cow like that for a position that determines the health policy of an entire province? Or someone who is so mentally ill they think they are a woman when they are a man?

When this is all over, one way or another there has to be a housecleaning of Augean proportions.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 8:38 pm

The mentally ill have us at checkmate. I suggest you revamp your worldview to account for it, and try women-only porn if you must deal in lewd pictures. I haven’t the stomach for war such as this.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 4:17 pm

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Canadian Olympic High Jump Coach

SeeBee
SeeBee
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 7:36 pm

You just slayed me.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 4:19 pm

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Canadian Chairman of Arts Council

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  hardscrabble farmer
April 5, 2020 5:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl...maybe
April 5, 2020 6:28 pm

Beauty Consultant? Do I get a prize?

heyJoe
heyJoe
April 5, 2020 5:30 pm

For this week, let’s call this ‘Friday Fail #2’.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  heyJoe
April 5, 2020 6:04 pm

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RiNS
RiNS
April 5, 2020 7:19 pm

That cunt hit every branch falling outta the ugly tree..

SeeBee
SeeBee
April 5, 2020 7:37 pm

Devil’s Spawn.

Aodh Macraynall
Aodh Macraynall
April 5, 2020 8:01 pm

Physiognomy is real, folks!

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
April 5, 2020 8:47 pm

At first I was traumatized. My Girl gets the blue ribbon for most deeply disturbing picture, but many provided value on that dimension. After the shock wore off, you guys are pretty damn funny on this post.