TIME Names Karen Person Of The Year

Via The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—Time’s Person of the Year issue has highlighted some of the world’s most influential, important, and controversial figures for almost 100 years. After weeks of intense internal deliberation, Time Magazine has officially announced its Person of the Year: Karen.

“Karen could be any of us. She could be all of us,” said Edward Felsenthal, Editor in Chief of Time. “For years, we have been under the watchful protection of everyday heroes who are dedicated to righting all wrongs, no matter how tiny or insignificant. Today, that watchful protector has a name, and her name is Karen.”

The announcement was met with mixed reactions and fierce debate. Some Karens have celebrated the news as a huge step forward for Karen representation and human rights. Other Karens took issue with the cover photo and demanded to speak to the manager of Time Magazine. Some have questioned Time choosing Karen in 2020 after already choosing Greta Thunberg last year, who is kind of like a “climate Karen.”

Karen will be joining Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Bill Anders, and Hitler as one of the most important and newsworthy people of the last 100 years. Donald Trump supporters, outraged by Time’s snub of the president, wrote letters to the editor and threatened to call the police.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
May 28, 2020 5:13 pm

The next governor of Michigan: will win in a landslide-no husband, no boat, but has the eyes and smirk of a raging bitch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 28, 2020 6:34 pm

Time would only do this for a raped and dead ‘Karen.’

https://national-justice.com/what-happens-good-karens

Glock 1911
Glock 1911
May 28, 2020 8:54 pm

Different subject, but that spec ops faggot with the cutout slide and titanium barreled Glock that works for the CIA honcho Frasier from Cheers on “Transformers: Age of Extinction” oughta get kicked in the nuts for carrying around such a fagged out handgun. Repeatedly. Might as well be wearing a skirt. What a fucking queer. Just had to get it off my chest. Sorry and thank you.