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EEEs time-a for zee Friday Fail, mon amis! Laissez le bon temps rouler!!
Remember, no one forced your sons to go to the middle East. They chose of their own free will to sign up to defend the empire and its many foreign excursions.
This doesn’t really excuse what the pols do.
Remember. When you sign up as some nobody kid, you have no choice where the Swamp sends you. But when you are Joe and John and NANZI’ s kids, you know exactly where you are going. Paycheck City. Fuck off, asshole.
Yes/no
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just for you.
HAHAHA! The Fred Rogers is gold!
After the cronies of the bottom gang blew up the economy so no young normie could find a job.
Given the chance, I send their sons to prison.
Yo, cracker.
I fart in your general direction, Monsieur le frog.
I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time-a!
Two and a half thumbs up for that.
I had the opportunity to see the road version of Spamalot about 10 years ago. The French Taunter sketch had many elaborations in addition to the movie. Among them he said, squeezing a nipple, ” Ah squirt my teat milk at yew!”.
With that hilarious crew, French Taunter ad libs are fertile ground.
I fart in your general direction.
Feche la vache!
HAHA!
I fart in your general direction!
Tracking the MSM and Biden
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Georgia state government rep Dar’shun Kendrick wondered, “How the hell does a coyote bring a whole human across the border?!”
This is how, idiot. Mexicans train them specially to take wetbacks across the border. The coyotes get to eat any people who die along the way.
Bob, you cannot call them a wetback because they do not get their backs wet while riding the Coyote.
It might rain.
At least Guam didn’t tip over….
Andele! Andele!
Anyone who has Sympathy for the Devil will be fine under the new world order.
Jagger’s equivalent of the Portrait of Dorian Gray.
Bad case of Antifa Pox
Antifa sleep aid.
Should have cold-cocked the bitch too. Equal opportunity of the sexes…
That’s right….metoo!!!
She wasn’t swinging a baton. He gave her 3 steps.
Amen.
And without further adoo, I would like to introduce you to my two pals here M. Smith and M. Wesson.
Unt Herr Glock
I am a cowboy. Prefer Mr. Remington.
And Col Colt
Or Mr. Ruger in .41 mag.
Ms. Mossberg is loaded on 8 shots and on her last nerve.
I caught a dose of that riding my dirtbike on a farmers property when I was a kid. Salt rock hurts and leaves scars. Good teaching device, too. I never crossed that fence line EVER again!
Dammit. I’ve been burying all the bodies under daisies. I’m so embarrassed.
Hunter is such a wiener.
At least Weiner had Carlos Danger to blame for his troubles.
That’s funny!
My son bought me my first gun–a shotgun–so if you read about a crazy old man arrested for sitting on the front step with a shotgun yelling at passersby, “Take off that fucking mask or else, ya fucking sheep!” you can tell everyone, “I kind of know that guy from Friday Fail.”
I don’t care how many states I have to drive through illegally to get there, I swear on my ancestors’ graves that I will come visit you in the big house, Bob. I might even bake you a cake with spray-pattern sprinkles on top.
Although — the sheep won’t be able to even see or hear you unless you set up a big screen TV on your front porch and display yourself live closed-circuit. Or maybe just stand behind some plexiglass with a black frame around it to look like you are on a screen.
That’s the TRUTH !
Just like when they whine about another Constitutionalist SC Judge, as if evaluating laws within the framework of upholding the U.S. Constitution isn’t their only purpose. Nope, nothing about the U.S., just legislating from the bench to break the Constitution with socialism.
If you’re in Houston, the Academy on Edgebrook has one Maverick 88 Security 12 guage left!
I first saw that movie in my early 40’s. I immediately identified with them.
I love the sound of a pump action in the morning.
Does Adam Shiff have a daughter? Look at those eyes.
U R F U C K E D
LOL, DUDE
Food Porn smoked Pork Belly and smoked Mac n cheese
I tried to smoke pork once, but I couldn’t get the little curly tail to stay lit…
Similar to snorting Coke and having the bubbles tickle the nose?
Chilidogs 10/31 recipe.
AWESOME!
That dog was a rat on meth before the haircut.
That dog’s ancestors were wolves. Show a little respect.
Keep Taunting me, I can take the ribbing.
This looks just like Nancy Pelosi on a good day.
How dare you disrespect bacon and eggs like that. I mean just because she’s a pig there’s no reason to add eggs.
I thought he meant the frying pan.
This is your brain.
This is your brain on Democrats.
DON’T OPEN THE ONE LABELED “Naked Yoga”!!! Gomer here.
Glad it was blurred or I’d be flaccid for a month.
I don’t think a whole bottle of little blue pills could bring back an erection after seeing that.
Q: Why did Bill Clinton start playing saxophone again?
A: He had to give up the whore Monica.
*groan* but smiling..
So what happened to locking her up? Just asking for a friend.
Same thing that will happen to Slow Joe. Nothing.
Is that pic real and where can I get one? Asking for a friend (that I don’t like).
November 3rd
S. E. corner of the Darwin Bldg.
I’d be clenched like that too if I was being that stupid.
That definitely shrunk my boys.
For the last pic
And this one…
Diet soda, no doubt.
Gotta watch the calories, dontchaknow
It’s called balance.
Her between-meal snack.
Well, with all that mouth exercise, she might be really good at, well, nevermind…
she has a pretty face–
To be fair, it spreads as fast as Kamala.
The virus will be over Nov 4, 2020. Just watch.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
“Man”?
C’mon, Man Jr.
Dad: Son, one day you will be a man
Son: Lol, Dad, I am 32.
Dad: Yeah, but you had to let the Autozone kid change your wiper blades
The true definition of “Absolute Power”….
When I was young, I learned the “trick” to staying on a bull. All you need do is put your right foot on his right side; put your left foot on his left side; and put your mind in the middle. So long as you don’t let the bull change your mind, you can ride him.
Unlike a motorcycle, when you fall off, that thing comes back for ya!
I’d like to see all of the NBA benched…and the NFL, NHL, DNC, BLM, Antifa and …
Darwin Award contender!
Can’t reproduce now.
I’d pay for the vasectomy instead.
That kid is NUTS.
Not any more…
Date yourself by identifying the movie.
Earthquake, Heston is da man
Don’t you hate noisy neighbors at campsites? Apparently, that’s what this grizzly bear must have been thinking. Remember that deal about always hanging your food in a tree when camping? Well, what happens when the bear thinks that you are the food?
The bear made an unexpected entrance inside a tent. I’m sure his appearance scared the camper so much that he had to grab a camera and take a photo of the beast. Not really much of a fight – since bears can weight up to 700 lbs. and rip you to shreds with their massive claws.
In this case, here is the last photo taken by wildlife photographer Michio Hoshino. He had the notoriety for taking dangerous wildlife photos – as this image would attest.
And the bear was hungry an hour later. Puh dum tish
This one-of-a-kind photo by the late Michio Hoshino is entitled, “The Bear that Ate Me.”
F. F. for bears.
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BOOGIE BEAR!!!
To the finder of this here camera: It’s yers, I done been et by this here bar.
Signed Hatchet Jack
Jerimiah Johnson?
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, ”You’ve got three choices? you can go Bear hunting with me, I’ll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I’m gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back. ”The man returns twenty minutes later and says, ”Well what’s it gonna be?
”She say’s, ”There’s no way I’m going Bear hunting and you’re not doing my ass so I guess it’s a blowjob. ”A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, ”Jesus, you taste like shit.” Well,” he replies, ”The dog didn’t want to go Bear hunting’ either.”
I KNEW someone would post that!
A truly outstanding photo – although I would rather pay a taxidermist to reconstruct the skull after I put a bunch of .454 Casull rounds in it. If you have enough warning and time to take a photo, you have enough warning and time to pull and aim the pistol.
Mine was 1817J in the days of party lines.
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***- ***- 6318, 40 years ago.
PArkview 3-6780
EM(erson)5-9028
AXminster 6-6419
Itself a usable password.
915 65 years ago…no dial wheel on the phone…a lady came on the line and said, “Number please.”
Must have been a real small town
Ya’ll had a phone! In you own house! When we got one, you could always pick it up and listen to people talking without even dialing anybody….
and you had to walk uphill both ways to get to the booth.
My poor sister drank from the colored water fountain on a dare. My cousins ridiculed her and my mother slapped her for it.
Now those same cousins are Biden democrats.
Up until the 1990’s in my home town you only needed to use the last 5 numbers for a local call.
4 4603
4117 Rutledge Way, Ivanhoe 3-5308, 1958
35045 Aurora Rd, Churchill 8-4741, 1964
BR-549.
apparently it wasn’t so obvious ,capt obvious–
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8675309
Fort Morgan prefix
Boyhood home of Glen Miller!
One poor sucker in our phone book had that number when the song came out.
The phone company had to remove it from their inventory after Jenny gave it out.
STate6-8196; FAirfax2-1403; WAbash4-8814
PIoneer 8-3960 from 1958 to 2008.
BEachwood 45789, PHiladelphia 6-5000
Here’s an offer you can’t refuse: accept your upcoming defeat without loosing your Antifa/BLM goons or, even worse, your legion of lawfare lawyers to try to cheat your way into the presidency, or spend your declining years in prison instead of the loony bin.
There are orthopedic stunts and then neurological stunts….this is both.
He didn’t get a second date.
With her..no.
But he has a date with his physical therapist 4 times a week for months.
her daddy was pissed
This one left me in stitches…just not as many as them.
Why aren’t the people clapping?
They did – the first 5 times. Then it just got old.
Skilled Operator
Deinonychus has met its match.
That’s a back scratcher on steroids.
OK Mr Grizzly poking into the tent, my one claw against your 8 — bring it!
Mommy, Mommy, can I ride next?
That is the darnedest flight configuration: he has a slight left crosswind, right aileron (a right turn) and left rudder (nose yaw left), and nose high; that’s a nose high Slip which could become a stall. They shouldn’t have done this until the pilot could demonstrate ease at a left low wing pass: but they aren’t showing good sense doing this anyway.
There’s always a critic
Could it be due to a crosswind? Like crabbing?
Aww, come on… I have a few hours and I suspect that the reason the (highly skilled) pilot is slipping with his right wing low is so that the motorcyclist would be even less likely to hit the wing’s edge accidentally.
If you watch the smoke then a crosswind wasn’t there – it follows the aircraft. The slip was for dramatic effect. The whole thing is boring – just because you include a flying plane it suddenly becomes more dangerous? Especially flying down a runway which even students have a firm grasp of.
The plane is flying at a relatively low speed so the nose is high and would block the pilot’s view of the target if he didn’t fly in a slip.
That’s fake — they just cgi’d in the chemtrails!!!
They should have mentioned the recoil
Only assholes do that to ladies.
They were chivalrous — they put a spotter behind her. Real assholes would have let her fall. You do have to admire her total relaxation pre squeeze — clearly she’s done this before.
Easy way to save on dental bills. Now she just gets fitted for dentures.
How the real Al Swearengen ala “Deadwood” fame really died, “fell” off the back of a tram car in Denver in 1904 expiring due to a massive head wound.
Klassic El Kabong.
M C – It’s Halloween
Mary Christine
I could actually tell you a story about how that happens but it would scare you and it’s not Halloween yet so never mind.
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Lol! If EC were here he could tell you the story. I hope he gets better and will be back.
What’s wrong with him? Other than he’s EC of course.
Tomorrow is Halloween. I have company coming. So if I have time, I will explain. But I warn you, EC said (paraphrasing) OMG, MC, you could have at least lied to us!
OK, MC. It’s Halloween. We’re waiting…
Headlights need adjustment.
What life under MMT will be like.
Uh oh, Joe, the skeletons are out of the closet.
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
Pass. You’re ready to handle my nut cannon now.
My kinna woman!
SHE understands recoil.
If I had more dough, I’d ask her out.
Gils with guns!
Nice gun rack.
All those accessories AND a stimulator
No way that ammo box is full. I’d still let her in the bunker though.
Girls fishing!
I’d like to get my eel into her coral reef.
Look at the grip she has on that rod!
Larry on a rubber worm. Light spin tackle. Can I see your tits, I mean license, miss?
The new extra-support AR.
My, my, my……bless her sweet little…smile.
That never gets old.
Shoot again!
and again and again.
Why did that dude stop shoot’n?
Its not A dude… its s towel.
Black Rifle Coffee, but sorry, the girl on the left seems like a tranny. Stands like a man and has the shape of a man.
keep shootin. I want to see the end
Clara Bow by the way. You might remember her being mentioned by Col. Potter in a MASH episode.
Hey, Mikey, those are even better than Life.
My first “All you can eat” buffet.
Yep. The first thing I learned to love.
When you become a father…
“He turned my playground into a restaurant.”
Dinner!
Later in life, just the appetizers.
Cassandra Petersen aka Elvira, lives in Colorado Springs, a ginger none the less
And SA-MOKING hot!
The milk bar, Little Droogie.