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The Twelfth Of Never is just fine by me.
I always preferred the 29th of Septober.
I try to make my annual doctors appointment on Feb. 30 each year.
Since you’re looking for handouts I can assure you you’re black.
S. Gross and Charles Rodrigues were without doubt the best Lampoon cartoonists.
Rodriguez would never be published today.
https://gocomics.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5f3053ef01bb09c35f61970d-800wi
For that matter, National Lampoon either.
If you want a belly laugh, read the whole thing, (especially the Irish)from P.J. O’Rourke from 1972
and imagine it being published now.
http://youwillshootyoureyeout.com/foreigners-around-the-world-by-p-j-orourke/
Is the costume odor emitting as well?
Mom fed him beans for lunch.
Without ammo, they’re just clubs….
Do you honestly think a man who assembled this Massive arsenal doesn’t have ammo? C’mon man!
If you know how many guns you have, you need more….
If you know how much ammunition you have, you need more…
If you know how many pounds of powder you have and how many primers you have, …
You get the idea.
Yes, my brother in law did it without ammo.
This is just more CNN claptrap. It was Biden.
I think my dog might be a Democrat.
I agree.
He’s jest sayin’ that cause his dog be black.
Your dog is a Russian agent.
probably the same sunsabitches that got in the trash yesterday.
Can anyone please advise how to post a picture here?`
I tried using a link earlier and it failed miserably. Feeling a little ignorant, but am sure it won’t last long after someone provides the answer to this little mystery.
With thanks in advance!
🙂
Usually just a simple copy and paste, although videos from BitChute seem to mysteriously disappear shortly after posting. Just saying.
SoH…depends on where the picture is.
If on your hard drive or a memory stick, cut and paste won’t get it done.
If found on another site, it should have a web address.
1. Right click on the picture.
2. Select “copy image address”
3. Go to comment or reply field of new destination.
4. Cursor in the field.
5. Control P, {paste command} and the web address of the pic should post,
and it has to have a .jpg suffix or similar.
6. Should work similarly for .gif files, but not for full videos with audio from YT, bitchute, etc.
7. With those, you must open the vid in a separate window, then copy the url, then paste to
your target destination, as Panzer said.
For pics in your own gallery on a hard drive or disc, you’ll need to upload them to an active account on IMGUR, or some other photo hosting site, so they’ll each have a copy-able web address to paste.
I think I have that right.
Oh ffff…all I heard was Charlie Browns teacher. Sigh!
Thanks for this.
Sadly the link didn’t work using copy paste, and the downloaded version using right-click on the image to select copy and then paste in the comment field did not either.
Kinda sad, because I enjoy Friday Fail immensely and wanted to contribute for a change. But, I will try one last time before giving up.
?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1850866da62abf706afa9bd0f64442660fde971a
Need to “copy image location” not just copy image.
Copy the url of the image you want (shift+C) and paste (shift+ V) it in the FF post comment field.
Sorry! Control +C and Control + V
nkit taking a day off? If so, nkit, enjoy your day off, and don’t you dare do it again.
don’t mean to speak for him, BP, but an early bird he ain’t. give him time. he’ll show. he’s the king.
He’ll show!
Damn, I was waiting for my German Shepherd fix.
Make him a mask eater and you’ve got yourself a deal.
Or, they could just cover all the seats with pig skin.
Good Boy!!!
There’s a German Shepherd at the end of this short vid. Please, watch the whole thing to get the proper context. I GURANTEE you won’t be disappointed.
Pretty sick, but funny!
You need to post the vid…..
That ain’t right
WTF?? Who the hell comes up with stuff like this?
NOT ME.
Out of bounds….
Wife walked in about halfway through this, shook her head and walked back out.
ditto 4 me,a9racer–except that it was my daughter & she asked was i watching islamic porn–
Actually for an All-Girl crew the space is properly called a box office.
Happy Halloween!
v
Happens all the time, man. They’re falling out of the skies like flies. Government knows all about it… Chariots of the Gods, man… They practically own South America. I mean they taught the Incas everything they knew.
That was a classic remake with even a little of original footage in it.
It must take gymnastics to even get a woman pregnant like that.
Everyone needs a hobby, but….
His name must be Peter….
Arrrr, surrender the booty.
But baby I’m a real good man.
thx, JJ
When they aired, the no bra rule harvested many a young male fan to the show.
Can I get a witness?
Damn straight
Yes it is!
Lest ya got Perones Syndrome ????
The poster that sold 10 million boxes of Kleenex….
Farrah’s Fawcetts were always some of my favorites.
She died of anal carcinoma from years of bleaching.
WTF.
Truth.
On the same day as Michael Jackson, who died of the same thing, but all over.
pretty sure it was from venereal warts.
Perfect.
Trying to help out if nkit is AWOL!!
Turn around and show some camo toe.
Yep
I like her! She would make me go broke
Thanks Cow Doctor.
UR welcome
Barracuda!!
Yep, that’s a nice one.
Not a bad looking fish either.
I’M bored. Hehe
This one’s up for commentary…Who best on the platform is represented by the rebellious one on the far right?
?w=450&h=560
I dunno, but can I make my case….
Jeez, how can the mother even walk?
Has anyone else noticed that the picnic tables in the campgrounds near Salt Lake City can seat 12 ? Most places elsewhere in the country they seat 6-8. Hmm…
Notice the mom is smiling – she just realized she reached menopause.
Blessed is the man who’s quiver is full.
Say what you will, they took care of their own and never burdened the taxpayers with the educational expenses of their children.
Suds, the oldest sister missed the photo,
plus we need a few more reds….
and my favorite, must be the eyes, you think?
Words are cheap. Take off your shirt and let me be the judge.
Gonna hafta agree
Skin to win, (face pic. would help).
And the nipples are even in the right spots.
Stroke me
I’d like to driver, but let me find my putter and a couple balls, so’s to put it in the hole.
A nice two handed grip on the shaft of the wood….
I’m dying to see her from the back but I can’t take my eyes off the front.
From the front, the back should be like…
What did the five fingers say to the ass?
“SLAP!!!”
Spank you very much
???
Hey, Obunghole’s, this cloud’s for you.
Uh, yeah, sorry to disappoint you. Transvesigators have pretty much proven the opposite to be true.
She must be frigid.
Her Artesians are definitely standing at attention.
Fish can still stink on ice.
RIP Jerry Jeff Walker
And Billy Joe Shaver…
edit (will someday learn to scroll)
All good…been a bad week
The more the cushin’, the better the pushin’ ?
RIP Billy Joe Shaver
Dumb ass bitch, he was fight’n to get AWAY!!!
I didn’t think Trump ever drank of did drugs. I wouldn’t do the one on the right if I was too drunk and too high to walk. If I woke up next to something like that, I would cut my dick off and hope she didn’t wake up until after I bled out.
Nice!
KARMA; by the truck load.
The unfortunate thing is that in Britain, the 73 year old was probably arrested for assault.
Tha’s an awful lotta strain on them blouse buttons there, sweetheart.
-Put your shades on fellers.
If one of them buttons pop, one of your eyes isn’t the only thing that could be poppin’ out.
hat tip the Irishman
Tis the season…
I still wet dream of Jeannie; she was so gorgeous.
This probably relates to most of us here.
…likes this doggie, as much as this doggie likes suds.
The rewards of a RUFF week.
Dogs are awesome
Yep, dogs are awesome, but the hops in beer can poison them.
It looks cute, but in real life, it ain’t.
I don’t think we’d see this one on the Sales Manager’s office wall.
Happy weekend, make sure to vote and I’ll be AWOL next weekend putting venison in the freezer. KAG
v
Good luck, Doc! Shoot straight.
And I voted a straight R ticket.
Anything else is a vote for national suicide.
Thanks Taunter…aim small, shoot small
Yo Momma’s so fat…(thx, Chuck)
and for this one, too.
What did Spock see in the toilet?….THE CAPTAINS LOG!!!
What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle around uranus wiping out clingons.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Some jeep pics.
and the dirty girl
Girls, Jeeps, and guns! The pleasure trifecta!
Lol!