Via KOAT: According to a criminal complaint, McAllister told investigators the gun was in her waistband, but the Bernalillo County deputy who interviewed her said he doubts that and believes the gun was likely in her private area.
Officer Simon Drobik said police did their best to make sure she wasn’t armed before entering the jail. “We can only be so thorough, and that area is out of the question. We cannot search a body cavity,” said Drobik.
Meanwhile, in Florida… a bobcat was spotted at Sebastian Inlet State Park in Vero Beach dragging a shark along the sand.
And it’s got the Internet talking, because that is one badass bobcat.
What do you think this is Bobcat, Australia?
The photographer, John Bailey, says that the beast leapt into the water to grab it while it was busy eating another fish.
The cat then pulled it out of the ocean and onto the sand. He eventually dropped the shark and fled because it got scared (presumably from having his photo being taken), so he didn’t even get to enjoy his meal.
Commenters, of course, are questioning the validity of the photo, but experts say it’s actually a pretty normal occurrence.
“There is no reason to believe it’s fake,” said a rep from the Florida Wildlife Conservation Commission.
s this Marvel’s newest superhero?
A man in China was arrested this past weekend for trying to smuggle in 94 iPhones from Hong Kong where they are cheaper to purchase.
Customs officials were suspicious of the way he was walking, so they had him go through the metal detectors.
That’s when they discovered $49,000 worth of Apple products (both iPhone 6 and iPhone 5S models) taped to his midsection in this makeshift suit of armor.
Crotch Siri is now scarred for life.
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Not sure…
Last one…whew….
I see what you are
Hear me puke
Or the rats singing…”I am vermin hear me roar ” .
Kohler School of Culinary Arts, 4th floor.
You are in rare form today gurlfren !
Rowdy Roddy Piper and Fuckerberg .
That set of pictures explains EVERYTHING…
God Bless John Carpenter….spread the truth far and wide…
(((They))) crucified Jesus….
And you and me?
We’re next….
As a proud Fuckthatvillian, I must object to the accusation that Nopecheese is made here. In fact, that awful cheese is made in Nancy Pelosi’s nether region, something I’d rather not be associated with.
I live in GA and I am still receiving GOP fliers to vote republican for senate. Not one for the democrats though, all their fliers were delivered before Nov 4th. It has been 11 days since to polls closed, yet every day the mail man keeps delivering them . I think the GOP should ask for their money back.
And I think the USPS is complicit in the election deceit
that has been perpetrated on America !
AND I posted this same thing YESTERDAY , but SOMEHOW ,
it never got put up on this page .
HMMMMMM ?
Let’s see if it makes it up there today , Mr. Moderator .
You bet they’re in on it.
Every single one of them, from the carrier to the Postmaster.
They are are not your friends.
YOU got that right Joe !
Keep your powder dry Brother .
(Referring to snail pic above) Hello, I’m Todd, and I’ll be your server today. Today’s special is Escargot de Bourgogne served with a side of two fabulous tits.
They both still have their cherry! She sez,”go slow, it’s my first time too”.
that , is just disgusting !
If that’s me driving that semi, that goose is cooked.
I swan.
you musta stayed up all night for that !
Third picture was not a fail.
From the Irishman. Start the video and watch the GIF
A confederacy of Evil….
Nkit, where are you????
https://ogdaa.blogspot.com/2021/01/friday-gifdump_15.html#more
True story, not a fail. The Oracle said whoever could ride a certain horse would be greatest of all. Alexander the Great figured out the horse was afraid of his shadow.
Night owl, not an early bird.
~He’ll know who speaks of him thereof.
You are on a roll Gurl !!
Though both are repulsive to look at and smell, at least manure can be beneficial to humanity whereas womanure is a blight on humanity.
DiFi and her$band … Richard Blum … who’ve parlayed her Senate position into hundred$ of million$ of dollar$ in their own pocket$ … at least since her days on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee in 1992 when she helped china gain MFN trade status with the US … and hubby was right there negotiating more than $150 million in deals immediately thereafter …
I cannot help but wonder why she’s been immune to any investigation, arrest, trial and conviction for the way she has used her po$ition for extreme financial gain …
Probably because she has Major Dirt on Somebody !
ya know , Rome ruled the world for 1000 years ,
but they crumbled from within , just as America is doing .
WHY ? Because America , as a nation has forsaken Almighty GOD ,
and His precepts . ” Love the Lord with all your heart , all your mind and all your soul . And your neighbors as yourselves .
Instead , we have people from the top down who only worship themselves , and are determined to get
“Their slice of the pie ” .
” Money , get back ,
I’m on fire Jack , get your hands offa my stack “
You hit the nail dead centre, mate.
She would have access to the pile of FBI files that Bill Clinton had on his desk. Additionally, if memory serves, she ordered the removal of shower curtains from the congressional gym locker rooms. One unflattering pic and you were theirs.
Are the fences in DC being built to keep the criminals out or to keep them in?
Strange that it takes 20,000 National Guard to protect a president that 80 million people, the most voters ever, supposedly elected. Think about that. A president of the people.
I just heard on the news that it will reach 25K by next week. Units from AR, MS and OK have been called up. I understand many other units, as well.
And they railed about Trump’s plans for a big military parade.
Maybe the Guard can give Biden the same level of protection that Egypt’s did for Anwar Sadat.
Pelosi:
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How dare you disgust me with your face.
That twit is 18….still wouldn’t hump her Stuck’s Willie .
Like its Sweden FFS and the best climate warrior they could come up with is that? Damn I have taken home prettier things at 3am from a McDonalds car park
And most of them have cheese and extra mustard and pickles….
You wouldn’t, but Stuck’s Willie has a mind of it’s own, and it sure would….
That’s awesome 👏!
I hope the good guys brought enough guns and bullets, ’cause there’s lots of killing to do!
And did you notice the gun earings on the woman who sings “wa wa wa” after the opening? Nice touch.
As one commenter on the Irishman said, she is wearing Peacemaker earrings.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Thank you for that.
Old codger alert – I grew up on those westerns. The latter days of John Wayne and pretty much all of Clint Eastwood. The bad guys never won. They were defeated by basically an ordinary man or men that didn’t have any superpowers – just conviction and inner strength. Don’t forget the women – there always seemed to be one or more that nursed the gun slinger back to health or covered for him so he could escape for the moment at great risk to themselves.
There were some many lessons to be learned there.
Movies today – you can’t defeat the enemy unless you have a superpower or a high tech suit. I think our kids are being cheated out of some real life lessons by not watching those old westerns.
They no longer have heroes to look up to that they can actually become.
Hmmm…I vaguely remember this getting a spot on the heels of Sunday Funnies many, many months ago, or perhaps on SMC within the last year or so.
That said, it was a good revisit, Blondie. I loved it.
~Cheers
It was Sunday Morning Music Mafia that posted it and a couple of others.
Looks like MyGirl started the day with a few extra strong hits of expresso. I’m not complaining, just making the observation.
Me awake and aware and needing a distraction…where is Nkit? Someone go wake him up….or else one of you lot get out there and get busy. Chop chop, daylights burning go find those memes and odd giffs.
It’s a little early for the kit.
That guy on the beach used my ol’ “accidentally” fall face-first onto her ass trick.
Can you imagine the shit eating grin on his face when they pull him out?
It’s nice, but does it come in blue?
Boy, does this bring back memories. I had a 63 VW Rocket Launcher when I was young. My dad made me sell it after I blew up the school.
What are you guys getting ready for? This pictures reminded me Mad Max movie action happened in 2021. God Help Us (US)!
The jeep modification above is simply ridiculous, but this is way practical. Hopefully they beefed up the engine a bit to handle the extra load.
What happens if there is a speedbump? Or even an uneven joint in its path?
not meant to be driven . it’s “Garage Jewelry ” .
Varoomba?
The next day Johnny and his family disappeared into the Gulag, never to be seen again.
Get me a beer, and don’t tell your mom.
Go to the store and get me some cigarettes, and bring back the change.
Your mom told me to tell you about the birds and the bees. Here’s the bottom line; don’t get an ugly girl pregnant.
You bring a report card like that to me again, you won’t be able to sit down for a month.
Get off your lazy ass and clean your damn room. Don’t make me say it again.
Turn down that awful music.
Never hurt anyone unless they hurt you; then pound the hell of of them.
Sure, go ahead, jump off the roof. Then drag yourself to the hospital.
Are you sure you’re not my dad ?
Shhhh,
That’s supposed to be our little secret….
“Be industrious without limit, but be careful.
Because, takers have no limits.”
Quit playing with that thing or you will go blind.
Never again be led like sheep to slaughter; fight the SOBs. The only rule in a fight is to win. Fight for your Brothers; if one of them comes home bleeding from a fight, you better be bleeding too or I’ll beat your ass so bad you’ll wish you had been in that fight.
What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don’t you get out of there and give someone else a chance?
Momma, who my daddy? Tyrone say we ain’t got one.
Is that Festus ?
It ain’t Miss Kitty.
these days, how can you be sure?
‘Cause Doc. said Festus didn’t menstruate.
Can’t tell you how many women have said no to mine.
Where can you get that shirt ?
Lots of places online sell it. It is becoming very popular very quickly. I wouldn’t be surprised if most places sell out of them. I ordered a few.
cow doctor with the goods 10/10
Mine says:
I’m 100% non-GMO
Say no to the prick!
What is the perfect representation of the typical young man in 1941 and 2021, Alex?
Hell yeah CW. I looked at an internet auction site yesterday . 2000 small pistol primers went for $480.00 plus shipping. Those same primers 8 months ago were 80.00 plus tax locally . Now yah’ can’t find them .
Saw .380 FMJ 200rd Range Pack selling for $199.98 ! on the interweb. Bought it locally from a Police Supply dealer for $18.95 a box. Beware of ammo scalpers.
I looked carefully and saw no FEDERAL .40 EFMJ. I am so damn glad that I got mine!
Still some .45 Colt in stock, but even that’s going rapidly.
Don’t worry brothers . A gun fight’s over in about a dozen or two rounds .
Either you’re dead , or the other guy is . In which case YOU take HIS ammo .
I’m on my 10,000th time and it’s still the same, though I have to look a lot lower now.
Hurry, we need your help!
But why , on earth do we need to save them ?
We would be far better off WITHOUT the Soi Bois .
I call the other one!
Bob, you’re sick. I love it!
Oh, stop reading that alt-right nonsense. You’re bringing everyone down with your negativity. Everything’s gonna be fine; the future is bright.
The futures so bright I’ve got to wear shades.
Thanks Doc , GOOD ONE ! LOL 🙂
Excellent!
Watch out for the crack!
RiNS passin’ by Trudeau?
Am I seeing this right Doc ?
Wearing a gun upside down ?
I stand for the 2nd , but some people should NEVER be allowed firearms !
Stupid is as stupid does and she’s wearing a POLICE shirt
All you see is the E and maybe part of a C. Could be Novice, could be disgrace….you never know what it says.
gravity assisted fast draw
Ummm , Errr , RIIIIGHT !
Gravity assisted fast drop.
New generation of Defunded Police product from democrap-run Police Academy!
Loving person, her coffee cup has a heart on it.
No one commented on the large box of Einstein doughnuts, wtf?
OH , I thought those were EPSTEIN donuts .
The Shallow end of the Gun Fighter gene pool….
Well, I just shot my wad.
Please tell me you don’t reload…
Of course. It took a few minutes when I was eighteen, and a few days now.
” Ain’t nobody gots time fo dat shit ” !
Good to know there’s a cure.
If that is the cure, then the vaccine is putting homosexuals in there first.
Not a cure…….A Final Solution!
Why are you delusional Bro ( Dawg ) did something bad happen ?
I hope it wasn’t like Bob P’s old lady leaving , or coming back !
Apologies Bob . I had one that left and then wanted to come back too .
but after I discovered that she had screwed everybody in So Cal , I said NO !
Ya’ll know what the difference is between a Slut and a Bitch , don’t you ?
A Slut fucks EVERYBODY , a Bitch fucks everybody but You .
New Capitol building entrance.
I have that on my license plate.
There you are! Finally. Now I can relax…😁
He is up for a Darwin award.
The Tacticool Mall Ninja, complete with built in body armor and padding…
That thinks on Meth
The Fun gene in action….gotta love it.
At this point I would RALPH ! Big Time !!!
The dog doesn’t seem to appreciate that if the tiger doesn’t get the piece of whatever that is, he can always eat the dog.
Gotta admit, the dog has balls – brains are still in doubt..
There’s Moose , where’s Squirrel ?
Reading fan mail from a flounder.
moving the worm farm was my favorite. is
THIS is what NAFTA got us !
Plenty of stupid Americans can’t read either.
Some people are too stupid to live. Most tractor-trailers are 13’6″
Soccer is boaring.
Shoat ’nuff
Does a better job than than that Purple -haired Carpet muncher on the US Ladies Soccer Team! Prettier than her too!
And the pièce de résistance: our new home security system! We guarantee anyone breaking in at night will be tiger shit by daybreak.
Welcome to Mike Tyson’s crib
In Canada, the unions would ensure this had to be done a fake brick at a time; it would take a week to finish one wall at the cost of $35/hour. Then two years later they’d be whining that all their jobs went to China.
Mexicans are the best spray paint artists.
Except that these guys look like asians .
Wasn’t me.
I didn’t do it . Nobody saw me do it . You can’t prove nothing .
The perfect diversion while mom’s was shoving clothes into her purse.
I remember mom telling me to finish my green beans because people were starving in China. I ate them, and now there’s 1.4 billion of them hogging all the food.
Is that Stacy Abram’s love child?
UN-FUCKING – REAL !
That shorthair is never going to keep up with that hybrid.
Just another cock that likes to ball.
Under the Biden regime, whites will be relegated to entertaining their Chinese masters.
10x more sexy than all the bikini hoes put together
She is probably 10x smarter and 10x nicer too.
Thats one fat chink!
They’re ALL fat Joe . That’s what happens when you eat all starch and no protein .
God’s angels
Must be a Nebraska station.
WKORN, 69.6fm. Hole, Nebraska.
“Senator, what do you think of Cornpop ?”
Kim Beasley ex Australian politician who actually knew how to take a joke and a laugh.