Dementia Joe’s Inauguration Address (full text)

I did not watch Dementia Joe’s speech. Really.  My set top box appears to be broken … the cable guys will be here some time this morning.  I would not have watched even if the TV was working.

Sooooo …. why read it??

—-1)  You don’t actually have to LOOK at that lyin’ sack-o-shit.

—-2)  You can literally read the entire stream-of-crap in under five minutes, as it is written at a 5th grade level.

—-3)  The Delaware Demon has already signed 17 Executive Orders. You at least ought to be interested in how he plans to destroy America.

—-4)  It will help you break away from the  “F*uck Trump” vs “Trump Great” ridicules arguments still taking place in that other thread.

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Chief Justice Roberts, Vice President Harris, Speaker Pelosi, Leader Schumer, Leader McConnell, Vice President Pence, distinguished guests, and my fellow Americans.

This is America’s day.

This is democracy’s day.

A day of history and hope.

Of renewal and resolve.

Through a crucible for the ages America has been tested anew and America has risen to the challenge.

Today, we celebrate the triumph not of a candidate, but of a cause, the cause of democracy.

The will of the people has been heard and the will of the people has been heeded.

We have learned again that democracy is precious.

Democracy is fragile.

And at this hour, my friends, democracy has prevailed.

So now, on this hallowed ground where just days ago violence sought to shake this Capitol’s very foundation, we come together as one nation, under God, indivisible, to carry out the peaceful transfer of power as we have for more than two centuries.

We look ahead in our uniquely American way – restless, bold, optimistic – and set our sights on the nation we know we can be and we must be.

I thank my predecessors of both parties for their presence here.

I thank them from the bottom of my heart.

You know the resilience of our Constitution and the strength of our nation.

As does President Carter, who I spoke to last night but who cannot be with us today, but whom we salute for his lifetime of service.

I have just taken the sacred oath each of these patriots took – an oath first sworn by George Washington.

But the American story depends not on any one of us, not on some of us, but on all of us.

On “We the People” who seek a more perfect Union.

This is a great nation and we are a good people.

Over the centuries through storm and strife, in peace and in war, we have come so far. But we still have far to go.

We will press forward with speed and urgency, for we have much to do in this winter of peril and possibility.

Much to repair.

Much to restore.

Much to heal.

Much to build.

And much to gain.

Few periods in our nation’s history have been more challenging or difficult than the one we’re in now.

A once-in-a-century virus silently stalks the country.

It’s taken as many lives in one year as America lost in all of World War II.

Millions of jobs have been lost.

Hundreds of thousands of businesses closed.

A cry for racial justice some 400 years in the making moves us. The dream of justice for all will be deferred no longer.

A cry for survival comes from the planet itself. A cry that can’t be any more desperate or any more clear.

And now, a rise in political extremism, white supremacy, domestic terrorism that we must confront and we will defeat.

To overcome these challenges – to restore the soul and to secure the future of America – requires more than words.

It requires that most elusive of things in a democracy:

Unity.

Unity.

In another January in Washington, on New Year’s Day 1863, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation.

When he put pen to paper, the President said, “If my name ever goes down into history it will be for this act and my whole soul is in it.”

My whole soul is in it.

Today, on this January day, my whole soul is in this:

Bringing America together.

Uniting our people.

And uniting our nation.

I ask every American to join me in this cause.

Uniting to fight the common foes we face:

Anger, resentment, hatred.

Extremism, lawlessness, violence.

Disease, joblessness, hopelessness.

With unity we can do great things. Important things.

We can right wrongs.

We can put people to work in good jobs.

We can teach our children in safe schools.

We can overcome this deadly virus.

We can reward work, rebuild the middle class, and make health care
secure for all.

We can deliver racial justice.

We can make America, once again, the leading force for good in the world.

I know speaking of unity can sound to some like a foolish fantasy.

I know the forces that divide us are deep and they are real.

But I also know they are not new.

Our history has been a constant struggle between the American ideal that we are all created equal and the harsh, ugly reality that racism, nativism, fear, and demonization have long torn us apart.

The battle is perennial.

Victory is never assured.

Through the Civil War, the Great Depression, World War, 9/11, through struggle, sacrifice, and setbacks, our “better angels” have always prevailed.

In each of these moments, enough of us came together to carry all of us forward.

And, we can do so now.

History, faith, and reason show the way, the way of unity.

We can see each other not as adversaries but as neighbors.

We can treat each other with dignity and respect.

We can join forces, stop the shouting, and lower the temperature.

For without unity, there is no peace, only bitterness and fury.

No progress, only exhausting outrage.

No nation, only a state of chaos.

This is our historic moment of crisis and challenge, and unity is the path forward.

And, we must meet this moment as the United States of America.

If we do that, I guarantee you, we will not fail.

We have never, ever, ever failed in America when we have acted together.

And so today, at this time and in this place, let us start afresh.

All of us.

Let us listen to one another.

Hear one another.
See one another.

Show respect to one another.

Politics need not be a raging fire destroying everything in its path.

Every disagreement doesn’t have to be a cause for total war.

And, we must reject a culture in which facts themselves are manipulated and even manufactured.

My fellow Americans, we have to be different than this.

America has to be better than this.

And, I believe America is better than this.

Just look around.

Here we stand, in the shadow of a Capitol dome that was completed amid the Civil War, when the Union itself hung in the balance.

Yet we endured and we prevailed.

Here we stand looking out to the great Mall where Dr. King spoke of his dream.

Here we stand, where 108 years ago at another inaugural, thousands of protestors tried to block brave women from marching for the right to vote.

Today, we mark the swearing-in of the first woman in American history elected to national office – Vice President Kamala Harris.

Don’t tell me things can’t change.

Here we stand across the Potomac from Arlington National Cemetery, where heroes who gave the last full measure of devotion rest in eternal peace.

And here we stand, just days after a riotous mob thought they could use violence to silence the will of the people, to stop the work of our democracy, and to drive us from this sacred ground.

That did not happen.

It will never happen.

Not today.

Not tomorrow.

Not ever.

To all those who supported our campaign I am humbled by the faith you have placed in us.

To all those who did not support us, let me say this: Hear me out as we move forward. Take a measure of me and my heart.

And if you still disagree, so be it.

That’s democracy. That’s America. The right to dissent peaceably, within the guardrails of our Republic, is perhaps our nation’s greatest strength.

Yet hear me clearly: Disagreement must not lead to disunion.

And I pledge this to you: I will be a President for all Americans.

I will fight as hard for those who did not support me as for those who did.

Many centuries ago, Saint Augustine, a saint of my church, wrote that a people was a multitude defined by the common objects of their love.

What are the common objects we love that define us as Americans?

I think I know.

Opportunity.

Security.

Liberty.

Dignity.

Respect.

Honor.

And, yes, the truth.

Recent weeks and months have taught us a painful lesson.

There is truth and there are lies.

Lies told for power and for profit.

And each of us has a duty and responsibility, as citizens, as Americans, and especially as leaders – leaders who have pledged to honor our Constitution and protect our nation – to defend the truth and to defeat the lies.

I understand that many Americans view the future with some fear and trepidation.

I understand they worry about their jobs, about taking care of their families, about what comes next.

I get it.

But the answer is not to turn inward, to retreat into competing factions, distrusting those who don’t look like you do, or worship the way you do, or don’t get their news from the same sources you do.

We must end this uncivil war that pits red against blue, rural versus urban, conservative versus liberal.

We can do this if we open our souls instead of hardening our hearts.

If we show a little tolerance and humility.

If we’re willing to stand in the other person’s shoes just for a moment.
Because here is the thing about life: There is no accounting for what fate will deal you.

There are some days when we need a hand.

There are other days when we’re called on to lend one.

That is how we must be with one another.

And, if we are this way, our country will be stronger, more prosperous, more ready for the future.

My fellow Americans, in the work ahead of us, we will need each other.

We will need all our strength to persevere through this dark winter.

We are entering what may well be the toughest and deadliest period of the virus.

We must set aside the politics and finally face this pandemic as one nation.

I promise you this: as the Bible says weeping may endure for a night but joy cometh in the morning.

We will get through this, together

The world is watching today.

So here is my message to those beyond our borders: America has been tested and we have come out stronger for it.

We will repair our alliances and engage with the world once again.

Not to meet yesterday’s challenges, but today’s and tomorrow’s.

We will lead not merely by the example of our power but by the power of our example.

We will be a strong and trusted partner for peace, progress, and security.

We have been through so much in this nation.

And, in my first act as President, I would like to ask you to join me in a moment of silent prayer to remember all those we lost this past year to the pandemic.

To those 400,000 fellow Americans – mothers and fathers, husbands and wives, sons and daughters, friends, neighbors, and co-workers.

We will honor them by becoming the people and nation we know we can and should be.

Let us say a silent prayer for those who lost their lives, for those they left behind, and for our country.

Amen.

This is a time of testing.

We face an attack on democracy and on truth.

A raging virus.

Growing inequity.

The sting of systemic racism.

A climate in crisis.

America’s role in the world.

Any one of these would be enough to challenge us in profound ways.

But the fact is we face them all at once, presenting this nation with the gravest of responsibilities.

Now we must step up.

All of us.

It is a time for boldness, for there is so much to do.

And, this is certain.

We will be judged, you and I, for how we resolve the cascading crises of our era.

Will we rise to the occasion?

Will we master this rare and difficult hour?

Will we meet our obligations and pass along a new and better world for our children?

I believe we must and I believe we will.

And when we do, we will write the next chapter in the American story.

It’s a story that might sound something like a song that means a lot to me.

It’s called “American Anthem” and there is one verse stands out for me:

“The work and prayers
of centuries have brought us to this day
What shall be our legacy?
What will our children say?…
Let me know in my heart
When my days are through
America
America
I gave my best to you.”

Let us add our own work and prayers to the unfolding story of our nation.

If we do this then when our days are through our children and our children’s children will say of us they gave their best.

They did their duty.

They healed a broken land.
My fellow Americans, I close today where I began, with a sacred oath.

Before God and all of you I give you my word.

I will always level with you.

I will defend the Constitution.

I will defend our democracy.

I will defend America.

I will give my all in your service thinking not of power, but of possibilities.

Not of personal interest, but of the public good.

And together, we shall write an American story of hope, not fear.

Of unity, not division.

Of light, not darkness.

An American story of decency and dignity.

Of love and of healing.

Of greatness and of goodness.

May this be the story that guides us.

The story that inspires us.

The story that tells ages yet to come that we answered the call of history.

We met the moment.

That democracy and hope, truth and justice, did not die on our watch but thrived.

That our America secured liberty at home and stood once again as a beacon to the world.

That is what we owe our forebearers, one another, and generations to follow.

So, with purpose and resolve we turn to the tasks of our time.

Sustained by faith.

Driven by conviction.

And, devoted to one another and to this country we love with all our hearts.

May God bless America and may God protect our troops.

Thank you, America.

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Author: Stucky

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 21, 2021 1:08 pm

empty words from an empty soulless shill

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 21, 2021 1:36 pm

You left out pedophile, daughter raping, bribe taking, extortionist, liar.

ivan
ivan
  Anonymous
January 21, 2021 4:41 pm

Can you say

Military

Junta

MistaShift
MistaShift
January 21, 2021 1:16 pm

In summary: blah blah blah blahty blah.

Javelin
Javelin
  MistaShift
January 21, 2021 1:58 pm

Took only 2.5 minutes to read…

Administrator
Administrator
January 21, 2021 1:33 pm
MexiMonk
MexiMonk
  Administrator
January 22, 2021 1:19 pm

The more you protest something your enemy has put out to distract you (in this case, the false left-right paradigm), the more you help him defeat you.

Eyes on the prize. F the Republicans. F the Democrats. F the Liberatrians. F whatever distraction they put out for you to swallow.

First, you must learn the Truth. Once you learn the Truth and the Source of all Truth, then you awill know who your enemy is (the ultimate source of all falsehoods), and will be fully equipped to do battle.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
January 21, 2021 1:36 pm

Sorry, Stuck, but V P Xiden has nothing to say that I care to hear about and that goes doubly for his ho, Sen Harris. As far as I am concerned, he is a dementia riddled former vice president of the most corrupt regime in our history. In other words, he is a non entity.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Stucky
January 21, 2021 2:35 pm

VP Xiden is not the enemy, he is only a temporary placeholder. I think we all pretty much know the agenda of the progressives, as we saw it up close and personal for 8 loooooong years. Fundamental Transformation is the game and their goal is to transform the US from a Constitutional Republic to a democratic oligarchy run by them.

They will consolidate power by the addition of democrat run states, amnesty for 20 million voters, 90% of which will vote democrat and increase dependence on government. As soon as they reach super majorities in both houses, they will start culling the herd, leading us to the joo world order.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
January 21, 2021 2:36 pm

Know your enemy? What’s to know. This grinning jackal is simply the mouthpiece of my real (((Enemy))). Reading this explosion inside a Platitude factory is a waste of time.

Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
  Stucky
January 21, 2021 6:32 pm

Damned tootin, Stuck.
Lots of threats built upon lies in that speech.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 21, 2021 1:44 pm

Gimmie ma stimmy !

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 21, 2021 1:49 pm

Last night I was at the gym, maintaining my Captain Kirk-esque physique when I saw some really old guy on the TV. He looked looked like a dirty hobo who’d been riding the rails. He was struggling to speak, his face contorted into a grimace. “That poor old bastard”, I thought, “He’s probably dying of coronavirus right there.” Then I realized it was Bruce Springsteen. I guess he was Biden’s second choice when he heard the Andrews Sisters weren’t going to work out.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 21, 2021 1:52 pm

The Columbia School of Journalism’s most popular class is now “Tongue-bathing an old man’s sphincter, 101”.

mark
mark
  Iska Waran
January 21, 2021 1:55 pm

Ha! Your on a roll Iska 7 & 11!

mark
mark
January 21, 2021 2:03 pm

Trump officials in the Pentagon reportedly blocked Biden’s transition team from accessing information on military operations, including the distribution of COVID-19 vaccines

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-officials-pentagon-reportedly-blocked-160917119.html

Unity my ass…how about:

Arcayer
Arcayer
January 21, 2021 2:17 pm

As expected, a lot of the speech annoys me. It really is pure duckspeak. He doesn’t expect me to believe it, and he doesn’t even want his allies to believe it. Just a bunch of slogans thrown in a line so he can pretend to act presidential. The problem being, the slogans are from all over the place, and directly contradict eachother, making it impossible to form anything he said into a coherent platform or argument.

With that said, to note a few of the particularly annoying lines:
“Let us listen to one another. Hear one another.”- Supports silencing his opponents as best as possible, and failing that, at least herding them to a corner where he and his don’t have to hear them. Call on Twitter et al to allow republican voices, or shut it.

“See one another.”- Supports lockdowns, social distancing, banning holidays, et cetera.

“Every disagreement doesn’t have to be a cause for total war.”-The principle being invoked here is that of limited powers. The idea that, even if the enemy takes the presidency, nothing bad will happen, because government will only be about minor unimportant issues. That is, your right to go to church or go shopping, your right to see your friends and family, to meet and mingle among your peers, to communicate with those who would listen, and record events in your own words, your right to be secure in your home, by owning the means to defend yourself from criminal thugs, and requiring the legal thugs follow proper standards to enter your home, investigate or prosecute you, with such minimum standards, in theory, government, however poorly run, should be endurable. In practice, the government can get around such things through any number of means, for instance, by passing absurd taxes that make survival impossible, then giving out special exceptions for their allies. Or by refusing to prosecute anyone who commits crimes against their enemies, but zealously enforcing extreme standards of nonviolence on anyone they dislike. But, anyway, the issue here is, you don’t get to pretend that you’re the party of limited, bounded violence, when you support closing my business, banning my speech, locking me in my home, taking my guns, sending black thugs to burn my home down, then sending me to a quarantine camp without a trial on trumped up diseases. In short, yes, our disagreements are well within bounds to be cause for total war.

“We can treat each other with dignity and respect.”- If you’re wearing a mask, you have no dignity. If you demand I wear a mask, you have no respect.

“And, we must reject a culture in which facts themselves are manipulated and even manufactured.”- I just want to point out how he immediately contradicts all his duckspeak about listening, hearing, showing respect, etc.

“Few periods in our nation’s history have been more challenging or difficult than the one we’re in now. [Covid, BLM, Environmentalism] And now, a rise in political extremism, white supremacy, domestic terrorism that we must confront and we will defeat. To overcome these challenges – to restore the soul and to secure the future of America – requires more than words. It requires that most elusive of things in a democracy:”- Fascism.

RiNS
RiNS
January 21, 2021 2:29 pm

It’s heels up Harris and Senile Ol’ Joe
One sucks what the other won’t know

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  RiNS
January 21, 2021 2:59 pm

One sucks like a demented hoover and the other one isn’t sure what’s happening. The speech was so much bullshit, mountains of bullshit and meaningless prattle and…I love Iska’s comment about ‘tonguing an old man’s asshole’ (paraphrased) which the slobbering media was most assiduously doing. The real suck, the most disgusting suck is what the media is doing. They need bibs and drool cloths to suck up the shit soaked slobber coming out of their mouths. Nasty people, disgusting and vile and THIS is what’s in charge and to be admired? comment image

niebo
niebo
January 21, 2021 3:37 pm

“Now, to the gulags with all who oppose.”

Doug
Doug
January 21, 2021 4:00 pm

They had to put it in short, simple words in order for him to read and mostly say it; not that he understands it or even knows where he is.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Doug
January 21, 2021 6:14 pm

His fuck-ups are increasing expodentially.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2021 4:09 pm

Chris Wallace had this to say about Biden’s “speech” : “I thought it was a great speech. I’ve been listening to these inaugural addresses since 1961. John F. Kennedy, ‘Ask not.’ I thought this was the best inaugural address I have ever heard.”

What a schmuck. Best ever? Pure bullshitery.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
January 21, 2021 4:34 pm

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  nkit
January 21, 2021 6:17 pm

He’s sphincter-licking good.

Machinist
Machinist
January 21, 2021 4:21 pm

joe ROBINETTE biden

That must have been fun in school. “Hey Robinette ya got Cornpop out here. Come and say hello.” “That creepy Joe Robinette asked me to the Prom. can you believe that?”

Resist! 86-46

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
January 21, 2021 5:37 pm

I quit reading halfway thru, fuck you joe you piece of shits screamed and fought and lied for four years and you what me to work with you now.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 21, 2021 5:52 pm

Joe Xiden is the creamed corn of the vegetable world.

MistaShift
MistaShift
January 21, 2021 6:01 pm

Boston Dynamics had better hurry up on their JoeBot project. Time is running out on the biological prototype.

Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
January 21, 2021 6:30 pm

“Within the guardrails of our Republic”
Has a polite and threatening ring to it.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
January 21, 2021 6:35 pm

So it pretty much reads like the turds I drop in the shitter every day. Fuck Joe Biden and fuck everyone who voted for him. Especially SkyNet votes.

TLate
TLate
January 21, 2021 6:53 pm

Chris Wallace getting all giddy about Biden reminds me of Chris Matthews getting a thrill up his leg about Obama. Why do these so called “professional journalists” act like five year olds? Pathetic.

mark
mark
  TLate
January 21, 2021 9:48 pm

Wallace is all in…if he was a ball player back in the day he would be a star Black Soxer.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Stucky
January 21, 2021 9:35 pm

Your joking, right? I have to ask because I never know what is a joke and what is real anymore. Not kidding. I’m lost in the carnival funhouse.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
January 21, 2021 7:32 pm

Cool story, bro.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Hardscrabble Farmer
January 21, 2021 9:21 pm

Well now, seems chubby little Lena wants to make sweet sweet love to Hunter Biden…hate to tell her but he’s really into six year old chinese girls…..and, that’s it, I give up, this clown world is too sick and perverse, I shall now wander away, off into the wilderness where I shall pray and fast and ignore this BS for awhile…

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/01/21/lena-dunham-fantasizes-about-spending-holidays-at-white-house-when-i-am-hunter-bidens-beautiful-wife/

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
January 21, 2021 9:29 pm

The Delaware Demon has already signed 17 Executive Orders.

No he didn’t. My mom had alzhiemers. She couldn’t write an X in the box if her life depended on it. Someone is forging his name on those executive orders. I want to see him read what he is signing, tell me what it means, then write his name under it. In person. Not a deepfake or a body double.

text)I will defend the Constitution.

No you won’t. That’s what they all say because they have to. They cross their fingers behind their backs and break their promises as soon as the Bible is removed from their presence. As if they cared about the Bible in the first place.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
January 21, 2021 9:42 pm

This is the way to make sure the military is loyal to you, right?

CA
CA
January 22, 2021 10:56 am

Finished reading the first time unity was mentioned

MexiMonk
MexiMonk
January 22, 2021 1:11 pm

What are you still doing with a TV, even more so CABLE??? We ditched ours over 2 decades ago.

“Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.”
– Pravin Lal, Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri

“If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”
– Author unknown

“Shortly, the public will be unable to reason or think for themselves. They’ll only be able to parrot the information they’ve been given on the previous night’s news.”
– Zbiigniew Brzezinski, 1972

“The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.”
— Friedrich Nietzche

“You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.”
― Ray Bradbury

MexiMonk
MexiMonk
January 22, 2021 1:20 pm

What are you still doing with a TV, even more so CABLE??? We ditched ours over 2 decades ago.

“Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.”
– Pravin Lal, Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri

“If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”
– Author unknown

“Shortly, the public will be unable to reason or think for themselves. They’ll only be able to parrot the information they’ve been given on the previous night’s news.”
– Zbiigniew Brzezinski, 1972

“The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.”
— Friedrich Nietzche

“You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.”
― Ray Bradbury