I once dated a lady who had a tattoo of a Turkey on her left thigh just next to her hoo-hoo, and Santa Claus on her right thigh. One day I asked her why she had a Turkey on her left thigh and Santa on her right thigh. And she said, “Stucky, because there’s some mighty fine eating between those holidays.” Bada Boom!!
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Where does the line start?
I am not sure that Corrado Soprano would appreciate that.
White trash
She looks like she sat and rolled around on a laundry marker. Pity because without the markings she’d be attractive. On another note….I’m not sure why men find that appealing, the pose and all…but…you work with what you got….😁
Yes, she is very pretty if you separate the parts;
— she has a very pretty face, sultry eyes, nice cheekbones, great eyebrows
— nice silky wavy hair
— bodacious tata’s … although I suspect some fakery there
— nice arches, powerful legs, quite flexible
— even the tatoos … imagine them as a picture in an art book and you might say “that’s nice”
— clean underwear … that’s always a plus
The problem is that the sum is greater than the parts. When you bring it all together it’s ….. Skankasaurus Time!
Stucky? Most certainly.
I was sure it was going to be THIS image from FF…
It’s no wonder she is pushing the green deal, she has a real problem with gas.
She blew her brains right out her ass ….. explains a lot.
It is the mark of the common man. Electoral fuel.
I would caption it:
“Again,who thought giving the Stuckman unlimited net access was a good idea!?”
lmfao … that’s funny as hell every time I read it.
me too… I tried the video again.
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
When it comes to bread, brokers, bookies and brothels: It’s all in the spread.
I know it looks like a turkey, but it was a butterfly when I got it many years ago.
Join the ugly tattoo club.
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Thick as a Brick! Really don’t mind if I sit this one out.
Eh,a twist on TAAB line,but good,
Just felt a need to clarify as Tull me favorite band and all,saw em in 1975 with me babysitters,100+ shows thru the decades cemented me as a fan.
You kill me really enjoy your post!!!
Guys, guys, guys … so many stereotypes … so little time …
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING ruins a great set of legs like effing tattoos. Big, small, one or multiple. I can’t even say it’s about looking trashy because the trashy look can be hot too. It’s the equivalent of putting a bunch of stupid bumper stickers on a Ferrari.
(…trashy look can be hot too.)
Skankilicous
This is Ella Emhoff.
She is Kamala “The Ho”Harris’ stepdaughter.
She looks like an angry and unhappy woman — I think it’s a female — you’d expect to find in an East German bondage magazine
8 days after the Inauguration she suddenly lands a modeling contract with prestigious IMG Models.
Go figure, eh?
In four long agonizing years not a single women’s magazine put this women on its cover.
Go figure, eh?
She looks like the court jester but that’s Joe job.
…And I bet she is not getting paid for modeling because that would be exploiting women for capitalism.
Is she out on work release? Looks like a pussy hat one would wear in jail.
Reminds me of the Sleestack from Land of the Lost
Funny this.
Her name is Jill Hardener.
I guess she might act like a tube in an epoxy mix, affecting some men with poses like that.
The tats just don’t do it for moi.
Hell, she even has some ink on her right thumb.
Melania is blessed with that rare exotic look in her face.
Couple that with her grace and dignity as First Lady,
and I’ll look past any blemishes from in her past that might exist.
She is so fine.
Pizza guy ” Sorry lady,I don’t have change for that ” .
Help me find my keys & we can drive out.
Joe Biden was here