CANCUN—Ted Cruz is being heralded as a hero after he traveled to Cancun in the middle of the worst energy crisis in recent memory in order to lasso the sun and bring it back to Texas.
The media quickly condemned Cruz for his trip but apologized when they realized he was actually saving the state by bringing the sun back for them.
“Don’t worry, y’all — Ted is comin’ back, and the sun’s comin’ with him!” Cruz cried as he rode along a beautiful Cancun beach, spooling up his lasso to catch the sun. “Yeeeeehaw!” After a few unsuccessful attempts, Cruz remained undeterred, riding back and forth across the beach trying to catch the sunlight.
“He’s a tricky lil’ rascal, boy howdy!” Cruz said. “But we’ll get ’em, just you watch! Darn’ tootin’!”
He was also attempting to bottle the water and bring it back to the Texans who have had no water for days, but advisers warned him that drinking the Mexican water would probably just make matters worse.
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So just another lying, duplicitous political bullshitter. What’s your point?
Did they say Cancun? or Cuba?
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <—==== Xiben must be the only honest one left.
I never got over him likin NickelBack.
He’s Canadian. They stick together. Like Romney saying he liked the Killers. Nickelback couldn’t be any worse than Rush. Now Gordon Lightfoot, I won’t even joke about. He’s the real deal. Who’d have thought his daughter would marry a lady and become mayor of Chicago?
https://cloverchronicle.com/2021/02/18/operation-deep-freeze-was-purposefully-carried-out-to-paralyze-texas-and-shut-down-power-grid/
Nobody believes it.
“Dr. William Happer, Professor Emeritus at Princeton University, is an American physicist who has specialized in the study of atomic physics, optics, and spectroscopy. From 1991-1993, he served as director of the Department of Energy’s Office of Science under George W. Bush’s administration, but was fired in late 1993 by the Clinton administration after he failed to convince Bill that science behind the global warming movement was deeply flawed. In short, Dr. Happer has unimpeachable credentials and a stellar history of academic excellence.
Happer went to Mara-a-Lago with a warning. He told Trump neither mother nature nor fictitious tales of earth-shattering climate change was responsible for the storm that had brought the Lone Star State to its knees; a fifth of the state’s electricity transmission plants collapsed and over four million Texans froze in the dark, many without water too.
Dr. Happer, our source said, told Trump the Biblical storm was a product of “weather warfare.” A technology called HAARP, Happer said, had been weaponized and directed at Texas, possibly as a warning to Republican states that have eschewed Biden’s Covid-19 policies and promised to fight his dissection of the 2nd Amendment.”
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <<—–====== Nothing to see here-just business in the new normal
Good for Ted. The foolishness has to stop. Get up, get out, get over it. Maybe someone can give me a call when they figure out how to control the weather or a virus.