SAN DIEGO, CA—Upon hearing that San Diego teachers were providing instruction to migrant children but not American citizens, many clever parents began disguising their kids as illegal immigrants in hopes that their kids could finally see the inside of a classroom.
“OK, Aiden, remember — if they ask you what your name is, just say, ‘No hablo ingles,'” said one parent as she dropped her kid off near the Mexican border in Chula Vista. “And don’t pick at your fake mustache; it’ll fall off. Don’t forget your poncho!”
“I packed you a burrito and some quesadillas for lunch! Love you!”
After waving goodbye to the kids, the parents peeled out in their minivans as they experienced their first taste of freedom in over a year– the kids happily being taught by teachers as the moms went out and got mimosas for brunch.
Unfortunately, the kids do have to sleep in cages with foil blankets now, but the parents say it’s a sacrifice well worth making.
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Every morning on Fox Business, I see Varney bringing one clown or another on to discuss how teachers should be “forced” back into the classrooms to teach kids they clearly do not wish to teach. The past couple of days have seen this story covered to death. WHY would you want to force these freedom haters to teach your children? WHY would you EVER hand your children over to them again? WHY are you not working to abolish all government involvement in education? WHY are you not homeschooling or otherwise doing whatever it takes to keep your children out of the clutches of the worthless government and their paid minions? WHY won’t republicans stand up and call out the entire gulag of government day prisons for the failure it is and call for its abolition and replacement with a free market in education that includes charity schools, scholarships, and whatever other sort of arrangements the competitive marketplace wishes to deliver? Putting these folks out of work entirely, or at least subjecting them finally to market forces that will weed out the children-haters, freedom-haters and the like, is the best thing anyone could possibly do for the next generation.
Baby-sitting is a critical infrastructure component of modern Amerika.
Even a truly free market in education will address that issue in a manner that is affordable for everyone (although taking responsibility for the costs of the children you bring into this world SHOULD be the responsibility of parents). Maybe, just maybe, we might end up seeing more folks actually thinking about the children they create rather than simply screwing and counting on everyone else to pick up after their impulses.
Pretty much the only social value public education has left, and when you get down to it, babysitting is a set of disvalues, for the most part.
Hey Mr. L,
One of the great joys of the Sea Gypsy Community is that all the kids are home-schooled. Their intellectual excellence their socialization skills and their friggin joy are all sensational. Only way I would ever raise a kid. Fortunately, I am just now reaching my sexual prime, so who knows what the future holds…..?