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35 Comments
Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
April 21, 2021 2:40 pm

Sign this chap up for the State Department, an ambassadorship even.

Stucky
Stucky
April 21, 2021 3:04 pm

He funny!! EMPLOYEE OF THE CENTURY!!! I’m guessing he’s getting hundreds of offers from employers all over the country.

Stucky
Stucky
  Stucky
April 21, 2021 3:28 pm

I hope he doesn’t take a job as an Uber driver …. 55 year old female nurse goes ape shit

scott henson
scott henson
  Stucky
April 21, 2021 4:00 pm

I’m sure she has a great bedside manner! Wouldn’t want her changing my bedpan!

Ken31
Ken31
  Stucky
April 21, 2021 4:24 pm

I was thinking of the guy I met who was an RN after being a master mechanic, then I saw gramma and the guy’s boo boo.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Stucky
April 21, 2021 4:44 pm

yep,
you guys go ahead & move down here,all tbp ‘ers will fit in good around here–

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
April 21, 2021 3:05 pm

That was E.C. at his first job.

Very funny stuff.

GNL
GNL
  hardscrabble farmer
April 21, 2021 3:07 pm

I’m pretty sure that’s Admin the day he quit.

GNL
GNL
April 21, 2021 3:07 pm

Is that you admin?

Stucky
Stucky
April 21, 2021 3:09 pm

Tragic news …. Legendary Las Vegas burlesque performer Tempest Storm dies age 93. Her 44DD breasts will no longer titillate horny American men.

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She stripped even when she was 80

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9495557/Legendary-burlesque-performer-Tempest-Storm-dies-age-93.html

Quiet Mike
Quiet Mike
  Stucky
April 21, 2021 4:55 pm

My guess, she was still getting paid for side work at 80.

Quiet Mike
Quiet Mike
  Stucky
April 21, 2021 8:31 pm

Macron probably has that 2nd pic salted away under the mattress.

Georges S
Georges S
  Quiet Mike
April 22, 2021 12:47 am

Nah, that’s just a cover to hide what he really like: comment image

Ghost
Ghost
  Stucky
April 21, 2021 10:54 pm

She has a Mae West quality about her, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHbJtFiEz8

Machinist
Machinist
  Ghost
April 22, 2021 12:05 am

Yeah, just about the same time morals were at a low, low point in Berlin.

BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
  Stucky
April 22, 2021 1:11 pm

Hey Stuck…was that 2nd pic of Tempest from your wild night with her ?

Stucky
Stucky
  BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
April 22, 2021 1:32 pm

IN MY DREAMS!!

She ain’t half-bad, even at 80 years old.

Cricket
Cricket
April 21, 2021 3:12 pm

I thought Admin was the best IKEA employee ever. 🙂

Machinist
Machinist
  Administrator
April 21, 2021 3:20 pm

Welcome to the club.

Cricket
Cricket
  Administrator
April 21, 2021 3:55 pm

It doesn’t mean you weren’t the best. It could just mean they suck. 🙂

Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo
Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo
  Administrator
April 21, 2021 8:07 pm

Thanks for the link … Great stories … Enjoyed it thoroughly … Definitely worth the read!!

Leah
Leah
  Administrator
April 22, 2021 12:26 am

Thanks for the read. What an unappreciative bastard. No surprise now, though.

Ken31
Ken31
April 21, 2021 4:21 pm

This was worth watching. He is funny.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
April 21, 2021 5:14 pm

Hilarious! All the things I wanted to say when I worked retail in my younger years.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
April 21, 2021 5:24 pm

Things we’ve all wanted to say at one time or more.

Uncola
Uncola
April 21, 2021 8:46 pm

That was hilarious and strangely gratifying.

GNL
GNL
  Uncola
April 21, 2021 10:10 pm

Yes, it was gratifying. Not exactly sure why. Maybe because I can easily envision consumers being so ignorant and in need of soothing. I say soothing because I cannot remember a time when I needed any help at a store other than to ask where the ammo was so I did not waste any time finding it.

Leah
Leah
April 21, 2021 10:58 pm

So funny, and the perfect background music to accompany.

Stucky
Stucky
April 22, 2021 8:20 am

Well, shit …. i watched the video again this morning. Anybody else do so?? That’s about the 10th time I’ve watched it.

I just realized why I think it’s so damned funny …. I’ve used some of those customer comments!! Especially the “can you check in the back” and “can I speak to your manager”. Haha.

Also, that dude! In a few scenes the guy looks like a young Sasha Baron Cohen (aka, Borat).
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OK, Ok …. maybe I logged on again to get another quick look at Tempest Storm’s bodacious titties.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
April 22, 2021 9:26 am

This guy obviously missed his calling.