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Angela Kolar is Colonial Pipeline’s Vice President of Operations Services and Chief Risk Officer. Appointed to this role in June 2017, Angela oversees the company’s Enterprise Risk, Safety, Compliance, Asset Integrity, Technical Training, Project Management & Implementation, and Safety Management System functions.
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In 2004, she joined Colonial as Senior Accountant and has since transitioned through various leadership positions including Director of Organizational Effectiveness, Director of Compliance, Operations Manager, and Business Manager. Prior to Colonial, she held positions with a public accounting firm and later with global pharmaceutical company, Pfizer Inc.
Pfizer, hmmmm. Where have I heard that name?
They have played these sort of games for quite a while, at least since I “rejoined” the working class in 2003, with a child in middle school. For a while, I played them too.
Director of Compliance. Sheesh.
Wow anybody that has worked in a big company recognizes that career path immediately. She is fucking an EVP or higher and/or is a legacy of a related party. Lol markets always work….and the predators found the weakest member of the herd to attack.
I don’t think there is a “front-hole” to that one, though. Note that Admin mentioned that she transitioned…
She has a lazy eye.
And a weird-looking nose.
Thin lips.
Waardenburg syndrome.
Often they are quite attractive in an odd sort of way.
This one, not so much.
Like a Mrs. Potato head?
Dr. Frankenstein’s Great Grandson has made great strides
in hiding the scars.
Not good details
Look at her left eye. She’s a cyborg. Gotta be. Or it’s a glass eye maybe.
Actually, it’s more cross-eyed than a lazy eye. With lazy eye there is eyelid droop.
But with her bio, you know she’s an affirmative action check mark.
You are probably right RayK. It was the first impression and what stood out for me was the symmetry or lack thereof. Not necessarily a bad thing seeing as when I look in the mirror I can pick out a few things. But in my defense, I’m not in charge of critical infrastructure and putting gas in everyone’s machines.
Risk assessment?? That Pug-eyed crazy bitch can see around corners
By the time this is over she’s gonna be dancin’ in a glass booth on Broadway.
Are you saying she used to be a dude?
Probably not.
Tell-tale prominent thyroid cartilage not evident.
Hypertelorism. It is a feature in many genetic defects….she could also be related to puffer fish….
Hypertelorism is a symptom in a variety of syndromes, including Edwards syndrome (trisomy 18), 1q21.1 duplication syndrome, basal cell nevus syndrome, DiGeorge syndrome and Loeys–Dietz syndrome. Hypertelorism can also be seen in Apert syndrome, Autism spectrum disorder, craniofrontonasal dysplasia, Noonan syndrome, neurofibromatosis,[4] LEOPARD syndrome, Crouzon syndrome, Wolf–Hirschhorn syndrome, Andersen–Tawil syndrome, Waardenburg syndrome and cri du chat syndrome, along with piebaldism,
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prominent inner third of the eyebrows, irises of different color, spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia, mucopolysaccharide metabolism disorders (Morquio syndrome and Hurler’s syndrome), deafness and also in hypothyroidism. Some links have been found between hypertelorism and attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder.
Deer-In-The-Headlights Much?
Mighty Vacuous Stare and Smile she has there……..
Her and AOC would get along swimmingly.
bream lips..
An accountant with her background doesn’t earn the role of Chief Risk Officer. That is an extremely important role requiring actual experience. She was the fucking chief of organizational effectiveness. There is no more worthless bullshit position than that. She was elevated to that position because she has a vagina. That’s the only reason. Now they wish they had a grizzled old tech guy in that role, but they can’t fire her because they are woke.
C’mon man!! Maybe she used Kamala as her role model in climbing to corporate heights? Can’t get much moar Woke ‘Merican than that…
I guess she will still get a participation award while we are paying $6 a gallon for f’n gas.
You are going to be seeing lots of ‘woke’ ineptitude in action soon. Hiring engineers, tech people, stem job folk, air traffic controllers. doctors, etc. based on ‘woke’ is putting the Peter Principle into overdrive. I sure as shit don’t want no ‘woke’ hire practicing medicine on me. I don’t want to drive on a bridge that was built by ‘woke’ engineers nor do I want to fly on a plane piloted by a ‘woke’ pilot.
I’m glad I quit flying 2003.
I’m glad I quit sniffing glue in 2004.
You don’t necessarily have to drive on that bridge….https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_International_University_pedestrian_bridge_collapse
House of Representin!! WASSSUP!!
I would love to have one of those idiot shirts. Scoured the interwebs looking for one, but the best I could do was a Brawndo Thirst Mutilator t-shirt. Better than nothing I suppose.
I think it’s a variation of customer service or Human Resources. Lowest paid position with no possibility of advancement unless she blackmails. However could be sincere in ‘making sure rules are followed’. Sort of like stucky, here. YOURE DOING, OR THINKING, IT WRONG.
It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow, or something like that. And no, that is not from first hand knowledge.
Well, books & covers. Photos do elicit, but a lot depends on the solicit.
Major Bendix, phrenologist:
Nobody’s unchained:
More wimmens running shit.
BTW admin. Eyebleach warning next time would be appropriate.
I didnt know that Sid from Ice Age had human descendants. Learn something new everyday.
ZFG, out.
P.S. her eyes are too far apart and one is bigger than the other. Tgis asymmetry is atrocious.
I would describe the look as “The suit is dark, maybe no one will know I just peed my pants? Keep smiling and act like everything is fine.”
More curious if the carpet matches the drapes
Eyebrows indicate that is does. Intelligence, as well.
Archae- Oh yeah, the same Elaine Chao who’s daddy /family is in the CCP and Chinese organized crime? Maybe somebody should get into Elaine’s underwear drawer.
Doesn’t she have a husband that looks like a turtle?
fetal alcohol syndrome?
You could fit a third eye in there, and presto, a cyclops.
Or a triclops.
With people like this in charge, maybe it was a good thing the Keystone XL pipeline project was cancelled.
You know what their motto is?
Excellence in Everything We Do
I laughed.
The Company Values page looks like it was written for second graders-
https://www.colpipe.com/about-us/our-company/our-values
Atlas shrugged.
Also called judging a book by it’s cover. A super power us lesser beings don’t possess.
Honestly, it would be refreshing if were just a case of incompetence born from affirmative action.
If you look at the picture too long you start to understand the narrator from The Tell-Tale Heart.
thump thump, thump thump.
They shut off the gasoline, they shut off the chips so no cars, they stockpile and sandbag all the lumber, they shut down the economy, and then they wonder why there is suddenly rioting and blood in the streets. This was an inside job.
Reminds me of the time…
I once had a conversation with a woman, I believe a mother of a child with down’s syndrome. She made the statement that she would be happy for her child to be as successful as the TV actor with Down’s that was on Eight Is Enough or whatever. I’m like WTF, I’m not a successful TV actor. WTF kinda mom are you?
Some doctor really squeezed the forceps when she was born.
her dad paid a lot for those teeth
A painful lesson, it seems.
They could fit the entire pipeline between her eyes.
If her eyes were any further apart she’d be a horse.
Or a Bullfrog.
If she and Fauci had a child, the child might have eyes that were the right distance apart.
This was a planned hit on dirty old fossil fuels. Inside job I’m sure. When the gas prices hike to 5 dollars a gallon they will blame it on the usual actors, the Russians, the Chinese etc. Etc. They want people out of affordable decentralized transportation and connected to the grid. This whole hack job has a “never let a good crisis go to waste” kind of aura about it. Regarding the CRO, her days at Colonial are finished. A catastrophic shut down with so much lost per day is a disaster. She clearly had a distorted view on her risk assessment.
Hannity is already repeating the “Russia was behind it” lie. So much for Fox integrity….not that they ever really had any.
With eyes like that, I think she’s got a distorted view on everything
I’d do her!
You’d do her? Tsk That reminds me of a joke. An old joke, a REALLY old joke…
Psychologist is doing a seminar on sex. So, he asks the audience how many people have sex once a week. Many hands go up. Once a month. Some hands go up. Once every six months. Three hands go up. Once a year. One fellow in the back row starts waving frantically. Shrink says “I’m surprised that you are so excited about having sex only once in a year” and the guy replies, ” Yeah, but tonight’s the night, tonight’s the night!”
Black widow spiders kill the male after sex.
This is what she would do to you after “you did her”.
Crazy Eyes are an indicator of past roller coaster rides…and future mental instability.
The windows to the soul are never really masked.
Learned that the hard way.
Yea…that’s a Meeeee Too…once upon a time…back in the day….club…worked with a woman with snake eyes in the 70’s…literally…didn’t know she had fangs too…found out the hard way.
It’s not who she knows, but who she blows.
They got no manual way of running this pipeline? Duh, who would engineer such a thing?
Sadly, no one believes in efficacy anymore. Just Efficiency.
The six-sigma JIT model of semiconductor parts from asia being a prime example.
Let’s see what happens when she and her Old man have to split wood by hand to keep from freezing this coming winter.
Like the Boeing 737 Max 8.
Just look at all the titles and offices this woman held.
It’s literally a list of managerial roles and tells me she was a “jack of all trades, master of none” employee who might’ve been promoted beyond her ability. If she was in charge of this company’s IT security program something was severely messed up.
Those titles read like make a position ones for the most part.
And suddenly for no reason Hitler/Pinochet 2.0 came into power.
Nice Cans……
It wasn’t until the pipeline went down that the executives at Colonial Pipeline realized that the 100 back up laptop computers Angela ordered for this type of emergency were in reality Etch-A Sketches .
HF has the hots for her?
Peter Principal confirmed again.
“Promoted to your level of incomitance, where you stay.”
She may have gone an additional level up.
Ya know,
I posted on Gab a few hours ago wondering….
“Is there a diversity hire somewhere in that clusterfuck”
Then I came here and found out.
Angela Kolar is Colonial Pipeline’s Vice President of Operations Services and Chief Risk Officer. Appointed to this role in June 2017, Angela oversees the company’s Enterprise Risk, Safety, Compliance, Asset Integrity, Technical Training, Project Management & Implementation, and Safety Management System functions.
Ah, looking for redundancy now, are they?