U.S.—With the CDC finally relaxing some guidelines around mask-wearing, Democrats are facing the dread of parting with something that has been giving them feelings of safety and security for over a year. To help them cope with the loss, many Democrats are turning to baby pacifiers to help wean them off the masks.
“The binky is a perfect bridge toward a maskless future,” said one Democrat. He then quickly popped the rubber nipple back in his mouth for a few minutes before continuing. “I think it’s important to be open and vulnerable about the trauma we have all experienced in the last year.” He then grabbed his blanket and teddy bear and went down for a nap.
Dr. Fauci has endorsed the use of binkies for vaccinated Democrats, but he’s still suggesting a mask be worn over them at all times.
In his nightly segment, Sean Hannity ridiculed Democrats for being such big babies. “We live in a nation of sissified man babies,” he said before taking a quick hit from his vape pen.
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Fauci would recommend Covid binkies if he thought it would keep this charade going a little longer.
It is not just democrats donning the face diapers. The town closest to me went 65% for Trump and the coverings are everywhere, even with the lifting of mandates.
As I walk my dog in the park and see people walking and even runners wearing masks in the open air I feel a bit of sympathy for these poor fools. Even though they are dumbasses, they still should be able to breathe the fresh air without the hindrance of a facial covering.
So I have an idea. Since most of these people are still wearing masks to signal their virtue, a better approach would be to put a blue hammer and sickle symbol on their shirts. These propaganda ingestors could then breathe freely while still showing their solidarity with the Church of Fauci and the blue party.