WASHINGTON, D.C.—After hearing AOC’s heartrending and harrowing tale of survival against all odds during the January 6th Capitol riot, Congress has approved the addition of Ocasio-Cortez’s likeness in bronze to the Iwo Jima memorial.
“Congresswomen Ocasio-Cortez is an inspiration to all Americans,” said Senator Mitt Romney. “Her courage and bravery deserve to be immortalized for all time alongside the heroes who stormed the beaches at Iwo Jima, knowing they were running toward certain death.”
World renown sculptor Alessandro Saltaformaggio will cast the sculpture after AOC’s famous “crying pose” to remind the world how sad everyone should be about the worst attack on Democracy since the Civil War
There will be a somber dedication ceremony next week, where attendees will tell various stories of AOC’s heroic bravery as violin music plays in the background. AOC will then cry in front of the memorial in a white suit while people take pictures.
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Best satire of the month contrasting that piece of shit with these five men (only 2 of the 5 survived Iwo).
It shows who Americans were then. Don’t weep for them America. Weep for what we are today.
I really, really, really hope someday we find out she was acting all along. Like when people found out Paris Hilton’s stupid Valley Girl voice was an act. It would be very unfortunate if the stupid was in fact a permanent condition.
That has to be the best meme of all time!
I’m amazed the Iwo Jima memorial hadn’t been torn down.
wasn’t she hiding in her office under a desk – In an unaffected building needing to be removed by the Capital police? Maybe we could make her ambassador to Iowa Jima, of course she wouldn’t know where it is.
Send her to Guam and maybe it will tip over.