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10 Fun Ways To Celebrate January 6 This Year

Via The Babylon Bee

It’s time to join together with loved ones and celebrate America’s newest holiday: January 6th! To make the most of your holiday, please consider these ten patriotic ways of remembering the day democracy almost, but didn’t quite, die.

1) Share your celebration plans with all your friends on Parler:  Yes, Parler was shut down by the deep state, but it’s back and still the easiest way to coordinate with federal agents.

2) Gather the whole family around the TV to watch the big Macy’s Jan 6th Day Parade:  This year the balloons are shaped like all your favorite insurrectionists! Yes, even Wacky Podium Guy!

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On Memorial Day, America Honors Fallen Soldier AOC For Her Service On January 6th

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U.S.—America was united for a time of mourning and remembrance as they honored the men and women who gave their lives for the cause of freedom. This year’s holiday was especially poignant as citizens remembered fallen soldier Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for her service on January 6th.

“Thank you AOC,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, “for dying for the cause of freedom. Today we honor your sacrifice.”

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AOC Added To Iwo Jima Memorial For Surviving Capitol Riot

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—After hearing AOC’s heartrending and harrowing tale of survival against all odds during the January 6th Capitol riot, Congress has approved the addition of Ocasio-Cortez’s likeness in bronze to the Iwo Jima memorial.

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