Ohmigawd, I think there are endless funny possibilities!
Have at it, boys and girls!!
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“You really have no idea what’s going on, do you Joe?”
Dementia: “Queen?? I thought Queen was a British rock band.”
Queen: “President?? I thought you were the butler.”
Dementia: “Hi Queen, you look absolutely great for your age.”
Queen: “You touch me and I’ll have Boris cut your nuts off!!”
Shouldn’t there be a credit for William Banzai, or did he borrow this one?
In his old age, the age of those he sniffs matters less and less.
Joe: What’s Prince Andrew doing these days, Queenie?
Betty: We are NOT amused. By the way, what’s that charming son of yours, Hunter, up to these days?
Joe: The usual nonsense; boys will be boys and, you know, the thing. PLease say hi to Harry and Megan won’t you.
Betty: Pity about them living in Commiefornia. Do send my very best regards to your Kountess of Kackle, Kamala. We need a real woman in the Oval Office plus She is getting quite impatient.
MOM??…SONNY??
Unbeknownst to either, the kids had put them in the same nursing home.
Take off your hat so’s I can sniff your hair.
“Mom, may I have a pudding cup?”
MSM lowdown dirty scum-sucking motherfucking Demoncrap mouthpieces ….
“If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?”
Why No, Joseph, I was not surprised by your election.
With my years of experience, I have come to learn that someone can always
expect a new Cultural Low-Point from the Colonies.
and NO!!!
You Can’t Sniff My Corgis either!!!
Oh Yes, and a family question,
How is your Granddaughter, the Paedophile Pornstar
getting along lately???
‘Did you run out of adrenochrome too?’
Drooling fool mask up and keep your bloody distance !
I just love your pink berets.
Are all Americans perverts, like you?
Bill told me about how good you are at blowjobs. Can we go into the other room?
Elections!
We don’t need no stinking elections.
Who are you calling a dog faced pony soldier, you cheese eating surrender monkey
I like jello
Biden ‘Will you be my special friend, Grandma?’
Queen Elizabeth ‘Sod off, you wanker!’
Are you looking at my ass??!?!?
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I don’t know if she has dementia or if she’s just been stupid forever.
“When do I get my pudding, Jill?”
“Young man, you were a complete piece of shit in ’88 but the world got worse and made you look almost feasible.”
Joe: Hunter has a favourite song about you, Betty –
Q: Those who smelled it dealt it,sir…
We hope you enjoyed today’s episode of Street Theater. Tune in tomorrow for the latest.
Wow, she looks like a pre-teen dressed for Easter but she smells like a bingo parlor.
Dementia: *Sings* Pretty in pink, isn’t she?
QE: Bugger off, you demented perv. I said I was 17 years OLDER than you, not 17 years old. Get your ears checked.
“I understand ‘Liz’ is short for lizard. Is that right your honor?”
Joe- A truck will deliver a dozen 12 year old male and female children to you this evening, a gift from me.
Queen- Delicious!
Want to play grab ass?
If you sniff me again, I’ll beat you with my handbag.
JB: Hey Jill, when are we going to have to visit with that old hag queen?
QE: Joseph, I am the Queen!
JB: I know Jill, you will always be my queen.
QE: You doddering old fool!!! I am Queen Elizabeth!
JB: What are we having for lunch Jill? Weren’t you taller this morning?
Joe: Are you my Grandma ?
Queen: Grandma…..bitch, I fucked your dad .
QE, “Did you fart?”
JB “Of course I did! Do you think I smell like this all the time ?”