The product has since been removed from Target’s page, but not before everyone got a good look at this travesty in the name of “thigh gap.”
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Well, the tyrants are making good on their vaccine mandates—though we don’t have to comply unless we like to eat—and the covid nightmare somehow keeps getting worse every day, the economy is on life support until it implodes into the Greatest Depression with half the population unemployed, communist politicians are erasing our borders inundating us with millions of low-IQ welfare bums from alien cultures, 12th century goat farmers whopped our ass initiating the ignominious and likely violent end of the American empire, leftist elites are annihilating Western culture and replacing it with utter lunacy (who says women can’t have hairy ball sacks?), Arizona is torpedoing the credibility of its forensic audit by continually missing deadlines to present the results and audits in other swing states seem to be going nowhere, the government and media lie to us about everything, and the social media censor anything that makes sense . . . but look on the bright side; within a few decades we’ll all be dead and none of this will matter. In the meantime, let’s giggle like little schoolgirls imagining we’re kicking Fauci’s disembodied head back and forth and have fun ridiculing 2021’s lunacy on Friday Fail!
After your post, I want to go handle my ammunition. Maybe oil some firearms. Anything to lower the tension would help.
Just don’t waste any ammo, we’re going to need it
Moving soon, and just packed up the ammo. Can’t count by rounds or boxes at this point.
Is 300 pounds excessive or not enough?
Not. Decimal’s in the wrong place….
I gave that much away when I moved, couldn’t fit it all in the truck, so,….no
Mediocrity rules now and probably forever, Especially in Governments, due to….
The Peter Principle is a concept in management developed by Laurence J. Peter,
which observes that people in a hierarchy tend to rise to their “maximum level of incompetence”,
where they stay until death or retirement, thus the upper levels of hierarchy is populated with incompetance.
https://www.takimag.com/article/mediocrity-reigns/
I thought the peter principle was because of lois’ husband peter on family guy
Mediocre people are always at their best.
at least we got that !
Glad I picked up my convid 19#. I should outlast all the skinny Karen’s.
Gladly, Conoco, and I’ll never be back. Now mind your own business and GO2 Hell
With pleasure. (meant for Conoco)
George Orwell from beyond the grave after seeing this sign:
It was a fiction book you fucking idiots! Not an instruction manual JFC!!!
Like Rod Serling’s “TwightZone” how to serve humans is a cookbook
Based on the Damon Knight short story “To Serve Man”
FFS, that’s our family motto!
(Has been since my childhood, anyway.)
My siblings and I have a State Line rule. No two of us can live within the same state.
Staying sane makes them insane
“For our 40th anniversary, my withered wife, I bought us a case of Molson Canadian and a subscription to pornhub,” is another effective way of asking for a divorce.
You’d think this is common sense, but after my wife bought a crappy piece of “art” for 300 bucks, and I suggested some oral stimulation to ejaculate my irritation, she invited me to go have sex with myself, but not in those words.
I’d ask to see the receipt and walk that piece of “art” back to the car to return it….with or without snide comments.
Or, you could purposely make the blunder I once did many years ago with a very serious girlfriend; back in the days of GlamorShots®; I told her I think I’ll buy ‘that woman’s GlamorShot. Not my girlfriend. Wasn’t the best thing I could have said.
But does she swallow, or do you pleasure first and then bend her over a stump in the backyard?
Pull down your pants and try it again.
(From my new column, “Dear Bob,” offering advice to hurt and confused wives.)
Finally made it…
Welcome, nkit. Now keep your balls off my carpet.
Well, heretofore Mrs P. never complained about my balls on her carpet… she kinda liked it…are you changing the rules????
If you’re like me…
. . . that’s the ONLY time you’d kinda admit to wanting to be a pussy.
That’s a PUPPY….not a pussy. This is a pussy….
?itok=aY-H_Qek
He would actually think you are complimenting him…
A shaved pussey.
… Twice!
Meet Lucky.
Oh to be a young pup again, playing with those other puppies.
Purrrfect.
Don’t laugh. This is what they’ll have to wear to class as well in the new world order.
Insufficient PPE measures there. They can still spread athlete’s foot.
Fauci just announced a new pedi variant.
Modern physics class?
That looks awesome!
So that’s what it’s about! I’ve seen a car lately advertising “Bubble Soccer”. Not what I imagined.
That’s great, honey. Now what say you climb down off that ridiculous contraption and put my dinner on a plate.
That’s the only thing that’ll ram her.
Evidence that animals ARE smarter than (some) humans.
Sorry, the last time a human came up to me with that attitude I had a baaaah’d time of it and it still hurts.
Oh come on nkit, you want to make her yours, I know it.
five, ten minutes tops,,,
Who just grabbed my balls???
Whew! He just missed that pole.
Forget the pole!
Look how close he came to the building!
How do you know she is Polish?
I polled her.
Pol-itely?
No poles there — Latvia, I think…
Don’t judge her ethnicity.
Lotto Ticket time.
Mikey, now an adult, likes it!
I thought this was a great idea till I tried it. Sentencing is next week.
Were you wearing the clown face, Bob?
I was born with it.
Some might say “wow”, butt look closer at that right cheek a couple times…
. . . a genuine “friday fail.”
This is giving my wrist a good workout.
1000 thumbs up !
Just watching that would be enough cardio for me.
Gotta love those tights!
On another note……..my mrs. walks like this. Only problem is you can’t tell thru all the fat. And that’s the only “F” word not allowed in this house……EVER!!
If I watch for 30 minutes, does that count towards my cardio for the week?
When the ghetto is too dangerous to practice your slut walk.
“They do respect her, butt…they love to watch her strut.”
-Bob Seger
The Wedge – California shore break well known by booger boarders.
Bon appetit
Bitch took the bitch’s biscuit.
YOINK!
karen, noun
Definition of karen
1: a: slow of mind: OBTUSE
b: given to unintelligent decisions or acts: acting in an unintelligent or careless manner
c: lacking intelligence or reason: BRUTISH
2: dulled in feeling or sensation: TORPID
still karen from the sedative
3: marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting: SENSELESS
a karen decision
4a: lacking interest or point
a karen event
b: VEXATIOUS, EXASPERATING
the karen car won’t start
c: a dog rules karen
Bad batch of acid?
What is the opposite of aphrodisiac, Alex?
Hillary Clinton, Jen Psaki, Madeline Albright, Nancy Pelosi, Michael Obama……..
Damn … you beat me to it …
Plus 10 …
Greta Thunberg in 2050…
Madonna has really hit bottom.
You should see how far they fly out of my pneumatic cat cannon.
Your mother called, Joe..she wants to know why you’re not down in the basement, since it’s after 7pm.
I was upvote #8.
Calling Dr. Darwin … clean up at the right gate …
He should have watched the cat video above, first…
Paul Bunyan, we found your whistle.
That would 100% be me.
I mean yeah it’d work but even a cheap stethoscope is still like $80
A graduate of Granada Med School, now covid czar for the province of Ontario.
WANT
Good idea in theory, but I’m pretty sure most of them have no balls.
father-son double FACED!
I hate winter, that’s why I moved south, too bad to a blue state, but whatever.
Mix’s newest mistress happily greets his return.
Mix is seeing her, too?
ex-girlfriend,
new girlfriend,
Can I have your ex ?
Yeah, but somewhere there’s a guy who can’t deal with her psychotic bullshit any longer.
I needed a good belly-bustin’ laugh today! Thanks.
Cocker doodle do.
I named him Rothschild.
If that was the case he would definitely have all your money … and you’d be dead.
Superdud; able to leap off tall platforms and plummet into the sea!
outstanding
I think that’s the best thing I’ve seen on TBP yet…
Why isn’t this WORKING???
Kitty cat Cone of Shame.
Cat hearing aid.
I think all of them were fired at him all at once at close range in John Wick 3, and they all missed. Still, that’s more believable than everyday life in 2021.
You mean I could have chosen her for my vasectomy?
You could have.
But you would have gotten him…
And by his tat work Bob’s vasectomy would have turned into a vagina.
Don’t worry; CNN has assured us it’ll definitely kill him.
According to the spirit of Wilford Brimley (yes I contacted him via seance) the worst it will do is give you diabetus.
Good to know the old white Quakers haven’t been cancelled.
Sorry. If you were any good, you’d have hacked in and put yourself on the payroll.
No.
You would have hacked in and made yourself a VP of Field Operations (field office).
On the payroll.
With Direct Deposit.
To a foreign bank account.
And a security lock to your employee profile inaccessible to HR.
No, you would have retired by now and make your wife work!
This is closer to the truth than you know. I have a Bulgarian friend who was a senior systems analyst for the military. He crashed a Dubai banks computers back in 91. He asked me if he should send them his resume to get hired on as their systems IT. I said of course…. Then stated that they’ll send him a plane ticket and greet him at the airport. Drive about 10 minutes out into the desert, put a bullet in his brain bucket and drive home. Weird why he passed up on a job opportunity…
Young Mayor of Houston Sylvester Turner during fence jumping apprenticeship.
This makes me feel the same as I do when I watch a boxing match where two dindus beat the ever loving shit out of each other.
How rabies jumps from animals to humans.
See? If you give a coon free handouts they think you owe them.
We don’t deserve dogs….
Sympathy, imitation, or mockery?
Kamala getting outsourced
OSHA wants to talk to you about proper way to drain waste oil
Rex had a great incentive to escape from Wang’s Chinese Takeout.
To clarify: There will be no mercy. I’m referring to Nuremberg 2 trials for public and private officials that orchestrated the scamdemic. You will pay for your crimes against humanity.
Look at an interview of Reiner Fullmich (lawyer at Nuremberg 2) taking about gates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdtUg23I_L8
Oh shit it’s already deleted by the Gestapo GRU Stasi etc.. (take your pick)
Try this one full of scary truth about the scamdemic.
No they won’t. Why do people keep saying stuff like this. The next level of mankind/society is about to be rolled out. Frank Zappa knew what he was talking about.
I’m the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.
She’s a soft target.
Very impressive, young lady. You may have me.
Careful, Bob.
She’ll hurt you.
They ALL do, in the end…
Brat.
Too bad Biden wasn’t dangling from it.