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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:51 pm

Hey, Bashiir, let me explain to you the concept of a seat.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:52 pm

Headquarters, we’re in pursuit of a desperado who’s not wearing a helmet or a mask. Need backup!

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 2:13 am

Current footage from Australia?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
September 10, 2021 12:27 pm

The CDC has assured the public that this is a temporary side effect that will go away the minute the person dies. Early indications are that the primary cause is interaction with an unvaccinated individual.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:27 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:07 pm

Looks like Musk is consulting with Mercedes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:27 pm

Well…………He said he was gonna do a burnout.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:55 pm

Had the same one in my wallet in high school for so long it left a permanent ring.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 2:16 am

You carried gummy bears in your wallet?

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:21 pm

That’s Pervert Joe. He never knows when he might be passing a playground.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:55 pm

snip and tie my friend.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:29 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:53 pm

As I’ve said before, “We don’t deserve dogs…”…

fujigm
fujigm
  Oldone
September 11, 2021 1:02 am

Yup.
No matter what your concerns, they show you howto be free.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:29 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:03 am

Oh, cool!
That’s so…

cheesy.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:30 pm

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clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:21 pm

Type A mom.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:32 pm

I’ll give you one guess what her birthday wish is gonna be.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:21 am

“You Bitch!”

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:20 am

Sister trick

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:30 pm

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Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:17 pm

I guess she’s a ‘spitter’.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
September 10, 2021 1:57 pm

Nevertheless, she may have me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:34 pm

This is why there’s still dumb blonde jokes.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:59 pm

The evidence leads me to believe this child has millennial parents.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:56 pm

Still working on his depth perception skills…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:36 pm

Your Average Joe should be all over this one.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:25 am

That would be one dead cat (or at least banned from the house forever.)

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:37 pm

Now get a job.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:33 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:28 am

Had a dog that was that ball crazy.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:33 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:00 pm

Must be one of those girly men chinks Xi is so exercised about.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 9:49 pm

Don’t waste a bullet,
use a bat.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:06 am

Look at the dome.
He shaves his head for that.
Fashion thing?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:34 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 9:54 pm

The life of a newly flushed shit.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:22 am

She needs to turn around and blow him.

fujigm
fujigm
  Twat Waffle
September 11, 2021 1:07 am

All day long.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:05 pm

The Olympic Committee has begun to second guess its decision to award the games to Uzbekistan.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:40 pm

Did she fracture just one or both Tibia ?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 12:24 am

I’d say both along with a blunt object skull injury after trying to surface under the table.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:08 am

Needles to say,
broken table pool-FACED!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:22 am

Looks like the tables are turned for Bob in the diving competition

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:35 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:59 pm

This is my stop-thanks for the lift buddy!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:36 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:50 pm

Maybe that’s why Bill ‘the drill’ wanted Monica under the desk in the Oval Office instead of hillary …

Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:57 pm

Alien face suckers are for realz! Next Friday Fail the worm pops out of the fish’s chest.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
September 11, 2021 10:17 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 9:33 pm

Worm-FACED!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:36 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:10 am

Missed ’em both.
I’ll allow it.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:36 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 10:20 am

US government 2021.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:37 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:01 pm

Yep. That’s what happens if you are careless. They can also take a bite of your hand.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:57 pm

Jewfish? aka goliath grouper?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:06 pm

She makes me horny, too.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:37 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:10 pm

Ok. That’s a run-on sentence for sure. And that monitor still wouldn’t be able to fully display Kim Kartrashian’s giant fake ass.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 10:25 am

Drink the kool-aid, take a ride.comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:08 pm

I wonder if dolphins ever get sick of fish.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 1:12 am

I never get sick of sushi, so I could imagine not.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:35 pm

What’s the porpoise?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:39 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:13 am

But what is it?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:39 pm

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Glen
Glen
  nkit
September 10, 2021 9:13 pm

If that were my baby that cat would have just run out of lives!

different anonymous
different anonymous
  Glen
September 10, 2021 10:50 pm

If that were my cat that baby would be up for adoption.

fujigm
fujigm
  Glen
September 11, 2021 1:15 am

Glen;
Why?
There were no claws out.
It was full-on face pat.
The cat’s just playing.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:10 pm

“Uh, ma’am, your hair is bleeding,” said the agitated hair dresser.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 1:15 am

Hair cat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 10:28 am

NOT a shaved pussy.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:40 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:45 pm

Uh……..no thanks.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:00 pm

I just dug my potatoes, they don’t look like that.

fujigm
fujigm
  ILuvCO2
September 11, 2021 1:18 am

Not a potato.
Potatoes don’t squeeze like that.
Red bean bun?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 10:35 am

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:12 pm

It’s uncanny. I’ve been watching for a few minutes, and he never misses.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 7:01 pm

he’s good

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:12 pm

This must be one of them Purrelli tires.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:42 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:04 pm

Trashcan FACED!

fujigm
fujigm
  Gregabob
September 11, 2021 1:28 am

robbed of the call.
Gregabob robbed!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:42 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:47 pm

Lotta work for a letter opener.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 1:29 am

too much.
could have made a K-Bar.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:15 pm

The Professor’s latest plan to escape the island unfortunately cost Gilligan his life. I’ll do my best to comfort Mary Ann tonight.

the plumber
the plumber
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 5:01 pm

RIP Dawn Wells

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:06 pm

hell of a way to launch da boat
may need to get little closer to da water

nice technique
little rough on da landing
may
have to
settle
for the bronze

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:48 pm

OK…but why ?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:44 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:30 am

Cooter bump.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:45 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:06 pm

Seal on the menu tonite.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:07 pm

All is well in D.C

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 10, 2021 12:46 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 10, 2021 2:21 pm

This idiot was on a radio show in Denver CO about the time George Bush was running for president, she did not like Bush and said repeatedly “he scares me” like a little girl and of course she gave no reason but all I could think of was her doing this. Hmmm

Whiskey1Bravo
Whiskey1Bravo
  MrLiberty
September 10, 2021 5:29 pm

Look like Pelosi on one of her better days.
WWG1WGA

Sir Willie Wallace
Sir Willie Wallace
  Whiskey1Bravo
September 11, 2021 1:15 am

Could use a blow-out.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 10, 2021 8:32 pm

Eleventeeth booster pre-glow.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  MrLiberty
September 11, 2021 6:52 am

“Your mother sucks cocks in hell”

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:47 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:32 am

WTF?
Pork faux pas?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 10:41 am

pan right;comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:48 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 10:48 am

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:49 pm

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P.I. Tex Anonymous
P.I. Tex Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:10 pm

And this is why Texas has open carry now.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:00 am

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:49 pm

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P.I. Tex Anonymous
P.I. Tex Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:10 pm

Her first orgasm?

GT Void
GT Void
  P.I. Tex Anonymous
September 10, 2021 7:30 pm

Not by the looks of her, probably reach the 1000 marker with almost as many men to boot.

fujigm
fujigm
  GT Void
September 11, 2021 9:45 pm

I’ll allow it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:02 am

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:50 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:51 pm

Good doggie.

different anonymous
different anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:58 pm

Yeah, Oldone, we don’t deserve dogs…

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:33 am

Can’t improve on those comments, so thumbs up.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:19 pm

When your wine comes in a bucket you know you’re at nkit’s place.

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 5:02 pm

Nothing but the best for my friends…and plenty of it..

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:01 pm

I’m coming over!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:15 pm

is that
mr. rogers
?!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 11:16 am

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