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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:06 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 10, 2021 12:54 pm

From my experience with outdoor tools, its either $400, or it breaks the second time you use it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 10, 2021 7:16 pm

Those are about $2ooo

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:17 pm

Thanks to the 1938 Ford video about levers and transmissions, this makes sense.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 10, 2021 4:08 pm

I’d like to see if it can do that with mesquite

dantesttx
dantesttx
  YourAverageJoe
September 10, 2021 4:58 pm

I’d like to see if it can do that with bois d’arc

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  dantesttx
September 10, 2021 9:48 pm

I was just thinking the same..bois d’arc.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 10, 2021 4:45 pm

Just don’t let Lorena Bobbitt get her hands on one of those…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:01 pm

Thank God, or there might’ve been only 1,347,286,391 of them left.

motley
motley
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 4:52 pm

You are too much

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:02 pm

Imagine how bad you’d have to go to sit there.

Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:04 pm

A Bowel Constrictor!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:48 pm

BlackSnakeMoan

Guy White
Guy White
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:49 pm

Imagine who shit the snake

Sir Willie Wallace
Sir Willie Wallace
  Guy White
September 11, 2021 1:26 am

An attorney no doubt

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:03 pm

Yup, even with all the new safety features both drivers would still be dead.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 9:20 pm

Actually got the report on that vid via SAE.
Test dummy in the ’59 was toast (massive cranial trauma).
Test dummy in the ’09 Malibu had a broken leg and knee injury.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:49 pm

But….why?
That was a beautiful 59 Bel-Aire

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  YourAverageJoe
September 10, 2021 4:22 pm

I agree, yes safety has improved but I’ll take my chances in a classic… except for an old VW Bug, the de-leg-anator.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Dan_of_Reason
September 11, 2021 1:15 am

Steel over plastic

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
September 11, 2021 12:59 am

There are no beautiful 59 Chevys. And the Fords were no better. Bad year for American car design. Except some of the better GMs like Cadillac, of course.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 4:07 pm

When I was a kid I pretended ours was the Batmobile.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:07 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
September 13, 2021 5:24 am

I did that once with a snake, coming straight at me. I never knew a snake could travel so fast. No time to dodge, I just levitated and it passed under me. Didn’t slow down, just kept going. No idea what was on its mind.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:04 pm

Lazy bastard.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 9:25 pm

But smart bird.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:00 am

Train to Pidgeon Forge?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:11 pm

I know which one’s the female.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:10 pm

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OriginalDan
OriginalDan
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:39 pm

Yea, but can you make dinner?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  OriginalDan
September 10, 2021 7:58 pm

You gonna be the one to ask her?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:07 pm

She’s warning the groom….”cheat on me and……….”

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:21 am

Demonstrating that she can keep the staff in line

Ken31
Ken31
September 10, 2021 12:10 pm

I can never tell if that kind of thinking makes sense to those people, or if they are just messing with us.

There is a concerted effort to force the conversation away from Natural Rights and how Autonomy is the basis for the Christian religion, representative government, personal property, and just about everything else related to liberty. One can not be expected to make free choices if one does not have sovereignty over ones own person. People have been writing about this without any major disagreements for hundreds of years now.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:15 pm

Probably has higher reading comprehension than most recent high school grads.

the plumber
the plumber
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 4:40 pm

Most definitely better than the liar in chief

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 7:59 pm

Not probably, definitely

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 10:13 pm

Of course he does.
He’s Russian.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:12 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:11 pm

This is what the Jan. 6 insurrection looked like.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:13 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:43 pm

I’ve used them as a 3on the tree shift lever, but not a steering wheel.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
September 11, 2021 10:15 pm

I knew a guy, worked with him, who bought a used car on tick. When he defaulted on the payments, the owner took the steering wheel as security. He drove the car like this until he could raise the cash.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:13 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 10, 2021 12:58 pm

Assisted suicide.

Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  MrLiberty
September 10, 2021 1:07 pm

Only if Mr. Gator is home.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:44 am

face-flop FACED!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:24 pm

I call him Air Bag.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 2:34 pm

better than “Wrecks”

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Anonymous
September 10, 2021 11:44 pm

My dog’s name, earned fair and square.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:12 pm

I wonder how Wrecks the air bag lost his balls?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:04 pm

Shep love, thank nkit!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:15 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:51 pm

Can I adopt this dog??????

Ken31
Ken31
September 10, 2021 12:15 pm

Oh look at people discovering their power and rights. Beautiful.

CCRider
CCRider
  Ken31
September 10, 2021 1:07 pm

Civil disobedience is a beautiful thing.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:15 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:00 pm

I have a giant 12 foot inflatable spider for Halloween whose head moves. Scares the crap out of one dog in particular every year.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:25 pm

Good doggie!

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 12:45 am

Yes, Bob.
I must agree.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:28 pm

No need to convince me further. I promise not to cheat on you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 9:23 pm

She just got married.

Sir Willie Wallace
Sir Willie Wallace
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:31 am

Looks like Jeff Bezos ex.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:31 pm

These have to be trans males.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 12:47 am

(s)Natch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:06 am

Never step on your balls

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:18 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:48 am

doggie-but FACED!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:33 pm

Why do I feel the urge to beat up both of them?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 9:29 pm

meanwhile…comment image

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:49 am

good kitty!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:20 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
  nkit
September 10, 2021 12:52 pm

Killary in training as a little girl

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:09 pm

Don Corleone’s granddaughter.

dantesttx
dantesttx
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:12 pm

Wonder where she learned that……

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 10:03 am

I love little Tammy’s pink shirt…comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:36 pm

“¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah!”

dantesttx
dantesttx
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 5:14 pm

Speedy Gonzales!!! LOL!!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:20 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:47 pm

This is what “Professionalism” looks like…

Sir Willie Wallace
Sir Willie Wallace
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:35 am

I know all too well how difficult that would be.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:37 pm

It’s hard to appreciate that being an ax murderer is a very risky job.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:06 pm

Dumbass

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:38 pm

Seems like a pretty shitty design, unless the aim is to thin out the herd.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 12:52 am

Gotta go with option 2.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:41 pm

Their decision to follow Colonel Sanders proved improvident.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:23 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:05 pm

Now let’s go do that drive-by.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:43 pm

Good for him … and not so bad for the Monarch butterfly, either …

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:44 pm

CBS: Hospital so overwhelmed with covid cases, our camera crew were not permitted inside to film.

dantesttx
dantesttx
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 5:19 pm

Yep, interesting how we never see any images of all these supposedly overflowing ICUs. But we see MANY stupid videos like this……

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:43 pm

If you don’t get the vax, this could be ewe in the hospital.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:24 pm

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CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:42 pm

Suffice it to say that the dude understands “English.”

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:45 pm

So what? I never had any trouble sinking the cue ball.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:56 am

Once again, the cue ball with the dots on it.
What’s up with that?
ll I’ve ever played were the straight white ones.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  fujigm
September 11, 2021 2:01 am

When you play actual billiards, you use a red ball, the white cue ball, and the white ball with the red dots.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:24 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:57 am

Should’ve done that to pass my motorcycle endorsement.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:47 pm

The good news is his widow didn’t have to pay for cremation.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:25 pm

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B_MC
B_MC
  nkit
September 10, 2021 12:41 pm

Didn’t I see that in a James Bond movie?

fujigm
fujigm
  B_MC
September 11, 2021 12:58 am

No, Mr. Bond.
I expect you to die!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:49 pm

I find that all I need to do to keep the pool green is to skip the chlorine.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 10:52 pm

Skip the chlorine, can’t get it.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:09 am

I’ve seen a pool at a house with a sliding motorized cover – strong enough to walk on. The insurance company and township didn’t insist on a 6 foot fence with that cover. The owner only had a decorative 3 or 4 foot fence around the pool area.

This is a bit fancier.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:57 am

Too bad 8 people next door were killed when this slid across their croquet tournament.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 10, 2021 12:25 pm