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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:19 pm

Well, if he shit himself he’s in luck.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 7:16 pm

in da right aisle

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:51 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:35 am

Calling Bob P. for the lead in…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:26 am

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:18 pm

hot pursuit

brian
brian
September 10, 2021 12:53 pm

I see my Staffie at the end there… a big baby

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:20 pm

Bangladesh’s top engineers come through once more.

todd
todd
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 5:58 pm

more of that afganistan “infrastructure” we paid for

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:26 pm

Show me your tattoo.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:29 am

“Time to get serious buddy-boy….”

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:55 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:31 pm

Treadmill faced!!

Gregabob
Gregabob

And sacked!

fujigm
fujigm
  Gregabob
September 11, 2021 1:38 am

What have I started?
The FACED! and NUTSACKED! society?

fujigm
fujigm
  fujigm
September 11, 2021 9:48 pm

It looks like my work here is done.
Go forth and spread the word…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:57 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:22 pm

see
not wearing a mask

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:30 pm

Front bumper repair, $450.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 12:58 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:05 pm

The East German judge gave him a -5 for his dismount…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:25 pm

intentional
da kid’s giving thumbs UP

different anonymous
different anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:02 pm

The definition of nonchalant.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:40 am

+5 for the board park FACED!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:00 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:11 pm

‘Auto’ eject-o-matic

Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:02 pm

Extra 10 years for escaping.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:23 pm

Oh, there goes that guy from the police car!

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  nkit
September 10, 2021 4:42 pm

All power to outdoor shields. I repeat all power!….arrghh

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 9:49 pm

Where did the person on the roadside come from?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:02 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 1:54 pm

And there Ladies and Gents is the Weather Channel’s entire fanatical lie about so called climate change.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:26 pm

MSM gotta MSM.

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  nkit
September 10, 2021 4:47 pm

Perhaps they are not using the same wind we are using? -Inigo Montoya

nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:05 pm

Weather porn.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:29 am

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:04 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:13 pm

‘Kick his ass!’

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:43 am

Spinner chick foot FACED!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:27 pm

No, I said the other tree!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:11 pm

Would that work on politicians?

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:38 pm

More than a f.f.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 1:44 am

We don’t deserve dogs…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:07 pm

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Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:04 pm

Some dogs don’t deserve us.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
September 10, 2021 11:03 pm

No dogs deserve us !

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
September 11, 2021 1:47 am

I’m thinking that you are right….

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 11, 2021 7:16 am

All 3 of you above….don’t say that until you’ve spared the rod and spoiled the dog.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  ILuvCO2
September 11, 2021 11:09 pm

No dogs deserve what America did to 51 military Contract Working Dogs in Afghanistan. “Forcibly released” into a country where hating them is the national religion. Couldn’t find room for them on a flight home. Absolutely shameful. Room for 100,000+ random hitch-hikers from the same medieval culture, though.

The combination of stupidity and total lack of honour will play out in a huge morality play over the next few years. You think those grateful “refugees” will enrich your society with their diversity? That’s not how they see their role. They see themselves as an occupation force taking possession of a conquered enemy. They won; you lost.

Here’s a preview of what’s coming your way. It’s a short read, about Europe’s experience with Afghani immigration. Read it. You’re going to be living it quite soon.

https://vdare.com/posts/wife-of-us-ambassador-to-afghanistan-europe-s-afghan-crime-wave-is-mind-boggling

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:40 pm

America’s future.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:44 am

good doggie!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 9:06 pm

Just smear him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:18 pm

Truck shouldn’t have swerved.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:08 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:46 am

sportscast NUTSACKED!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:09 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:47 am

Sawed-off cannon?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 11, 2021 7:17 am

Almost gun-faced.

fujigm
fujigm

I was waiting…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:43 pm

OK, I’ll put it back in.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 9:53 pm

Straight -up evil faced.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:10 pm

Fantastic shot

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:05 pm

Our first child was a chocolate lab, buried him with my own hands. I still cry. Go ahead call me a woos, I don’t care.

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
September 11, 2021 12:36 am

I buried my best friend 3 years ago. I still tear up when I think about it.. Yeah, I’m a huge wuss…Fuck you..God, I love dags….

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:49 am

Everybody gotta die sometime, guys.
As long as you gave them a good life, you held up your end.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  fujigm
September 11, 2021 7:18 am

Would you accept serenity-faced?

fujigm
fujigm

I’ll allow it.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:38 pm

Three years without a dog is too long. I’ve had a lot of dogs in a long life, and I still miss them, but my present dog is my life.

Dogs are my religion. I couldn’t live without a dog. You need to move on. There’s another dog just waiting for the chance to make you happy.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:15 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:31 pm

what
da
hell
just
happend

different anonymous
different anonymous
  Anonymous
September 10, 2021 11:08 pm

dumbassedness.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 11:40 pm

TNB.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:50 am

Chinese Jackass.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 11, 2021 7:19 am

Window-faced!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:34 pm

What Biden would see if understood how the typical unvaxxed American regards him today.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:16 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 9:55 pm

Just keep moving.
Don’t mess with the mountain goat.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:19 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:11 pm

The East German judge gave him a +12 for his dismount…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:36 pm

nailed da dismount

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:53 am

I give him +20 chugging the beer before the barrel run, clean can toss, then the successful dismount.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:21 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:38 pm

there’s a story there
somewhere

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:21 pm

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different anonymous
different anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:11 pm

I’m impressed…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:39 pm

He’s quite a graceful idiot.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:18 pm

Kid-foot FACED! And he’s DOWN!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gregabob
September 10, 2021 7:39 pm

and
out

fujigm
fujigm
  Gregabob
September 11, 2021 1:54 am

A real swing-dinger!

nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:38 am

glass jaw..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:37 am

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F.f. “beware”,comment image

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 9:58 pm

flip-FACED! on the first.
titty-FACED! on the second.
These kind of gifs only lead to escalation.
It’s the textbook pathology of the perversion…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:39 pm

now i’m hungry

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:12 pm

Damn, I have 8 chickens and 4 dozen eggs sitting here, that looks like a plan! Along with the half cow just purchased and potatoes I just dug up ! And lots o’ hot peppers!

morongobill
morongobill
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:33 am

At last, food porn!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:24 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:37 pm

Rock-faced!

fujigm
fujigm

More gusto, please.
Rock-FACED!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:24 pm

Classic Chaplin.

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 12:39 am

Indeed, 1917…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:48 am

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:39 am

Keaton, 1920s..

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:28 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:52 pm

Getting off the bus in Cheonghole.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:40 am

Cats suck….

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:57 am

Fructis slap!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:43 pm

here
we
go

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:35 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:14 pm

What sick fucks could possibly downvote this?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  ILuvCO2
September 11, 2021 12:35 am

Good question…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gregabob
September 11, 2021 11:51 am

Butt, butt, butt…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:36 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:55 am

Mound bound f.f. style.comment image

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 10:02 pm

Astroturf-FACED!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:37 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:46 pm

Results of the Black Tape Project…. amateur style.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:05 pm

A jpg. worth its measure.comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:38 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:16 pm

She needs some vitamin D

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
September 11, 2021 12:42 am

She needs some male protein…

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  ILuvCO2
September 11, 2021 1:03 am

Already had too much sun today. She’s lovely.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:00 am

Reminds me of the chick from Army of Darkness.

“First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me. Blow, babe!”