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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:39 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:49 pm

She’s geared up for some action.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:39 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:07 am

Blonde women with tattoos have self-evidently not been raised right.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:40 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:01 pm

Clean-up on Highway 1369 at the overpass …

Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:14 pm

Italian cars are full of shit…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Oldone
September 11, 2021 11:05 pm

Fiat 850 Spider?
Fix It Again Tomorrow.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 11, 2021 7:22 am

I see someone about to get shit-FACED!!

fujigm
fujigm

Excellent, excellent, Muscledawg!
Everything is going perfectly according to plan…

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:45 pm

We made the losers go through a paddle wheel.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:46 pm

This is when they were younger and not quite so hideous.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 12:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:43 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:28 pm

If only.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:44 pm

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david
david
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:50 pm

…if Trump were a female

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
September 11, 2021 9:49 am

I got one last year that says useless as our governor. I’ve had many people compliment it, agree with the message, etc.

I’ve also seen a few libtards about to tell me they disagree with it, then they think better of it cause they can see I’d jump down their throats.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jackie Puppet
September 11, 2021 11:08 pm

“I’m an old man with cancer, heart disease, and a .357 Magnum.
Don’t piss me off.”

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:45 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:46 pm

now that’s scarery

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:50 pm

Unfortunately they’ve already expended enough hot air to screw us all.

Whiskey1Bravo
Whiskey1Bravo
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:28 pm

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Whiskey1Bravo
September 10, 2021 6:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Whiskey1Bravo
September 10, 2021 6:33 pm

Whiskey1Bravo
Down below Soros one.
WWG1WGA

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:49 pm

Don’t show this to AOC or she’ll be advocating banning horses, too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 12:20 pm

The DNC fix;comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:50 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:55 pm

The look I get when I tell her “Good girl”.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:39 am

Gettin’ close to ‘too perfect’

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:53 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:05 am

My grandma carried a hat pin for that.
If you don’t know what it is, look it up.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:55 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:20 pm

Black eyed tuna !! I had a blue marlin eat one of those off of key west!!!! Love your fish pics nkit!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:56 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 5:58 pm

Something just doesn’t seem natural here.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:56 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:22 pm

OK I’ll bite, what is that fish?

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
September 10, 2021 11:50 pm

+
Yellow fin snapper

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:15 pm

Bring on the mudshark!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:57 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:33 pm

She needs the big one.comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 1:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:00 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:06 pm

They’re not illegal immigrants – they’re illegal aliens …

Immigrant is a term of art in our immigration laws … it means that the person has a right to be in the United States for a specified purpose and term … these wetbacks have no right to be here – ever …

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:02 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
September 11, 2021 6:55 am

Anyone not talking about personal autonomy, bodily sovereignty or the related concepts is controlled opposition. This is much deeper than mere civil liberties.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:52 pm

Better late than never choosing not to enforce unconstitutional edits, I suppose.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 2:08 am

Yeah, when it’s their asses.
Fuck ’em.
They can suck federal dick.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:04 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:46 pm

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anonymoose
anonymoose
  nkit
September 12, 2021 9:48 pm

The Walking Dead = new name for those vaccinated more than 2 times

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:50 pm

Resign? let history repeat itself…comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:07 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:03 pm

That is a cool display of foot-eye coordination I’ve seen in awhile.

prester kahn
prester kahn

Not to mention the good station-keeping of the bicyclists.

different anonymous
different anonymous
  nkit
September 10, 2021 11:23 pm

Looks like a Jackie Chan movie.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:24 am

Signature move of the Australian Kelpie sheepdog. I call it sheepsurfing.
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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:09 pm

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frothy
frothy
  nkit
September 10, 2021 6:31 pm
nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:56 pm

Smokin HOT pank thang.comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:10 pm

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Mr. Guest
Mr. Guest
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:52 pm

Mind the gap.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:46 am

So some downvoter doesn’t like blondes with boobs sticking out past the sides of her chest, slim waist, perfectly formed round hips, and gorgeous ass? What, don’t like her shoes?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gregabob
September 11, 2021 11:20 pm

Upvote for appropriate footwear.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:01 pm

I like hercomment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:12 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:48 am

Well that was easy!

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 2:55 pm

I see why he’s on the left.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 10, 2021 10:37 pm

If you look close, it’s LeBron

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
September 11, 2021 3:25 am

Was he promised an ice cream if he took a dive?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:03 pm

Dad, I wanna play soccer.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:15 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:09 pm

Farn’s Boome Apple Wine was just one way to get all sorts of immunity, although their Strawberry Hill had some, too … Richard’s WIR was another … Red Montain was the least expensive but provided the most immediate results …

Ahhh … the good old days of the ’50s and ’60s … 

Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
  nkit
September 10, 2021 7:17 pm

Guess I’m all set then. Split a bottle of Thunderbird with a wino once also, so I’m probably immortal too.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
September 10, 2021 8:28 pm

There’s a reason the homeless winos are immune to convid.

Creed
Creed
  Mista Ed - Shape Shifta
September 14, 2021 1:35 pm

What’s the word
What’s the price
Who drinks the most

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
September 10, 2021 8:27 pm

Wild Mountain Grape for me. $1.50/bottle. Same as a six pack.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  nkit
September 10, 2021 10:20 pm

Boone’s Farm? Nope, Pagan Pink Ripple. Gacktastic…

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:13 am

Night Train, you pikers.
😉

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:16 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
September 11, 2021 2:46 am

I never understood this fetish in the girlie pictures for those huge platform shoes. What’s that all about? Podophilia?

prester kahn
prester kahn
  AnalogMan
September 11, 2021 3:48 am

Actually, the heels do two things – It causes the leg muscles to tighten to assist in standing due to the posture change, and because you can’t walk using the normal heel-toe stride, it causes the hip sway to accentuate. So not foot fetish, more like leg / butt focus.

fujigm
fujigm
  prester kahn
September 11, 2021 10:17 pm

Thank you.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  prester kahn
September 12, 2021 12:02 am

That explains high heels, but not those ridiculous platform soles. Makes them look club-footed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:11 pm

Needs a good spanky.comment image

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:09 pm

We need to plunge him.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
September 11, 2021 2:14 am

Nope.
M-80.
Like in high school.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
September 11, 2021 1:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:20 pm

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
September 11, 2021 3:51 am

Good situational awareness.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 10, 2021 3:10 pm

Budweiser never looked so delicious.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
September 11, 2021 12:47 am

Where the hell is Suds when we need him???

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 11, 2021 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:21 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 1:40 pm

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GO HUNTING!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 11, 2021 11:28 pm

Downvote for the fingernails.

nkit
nkit
September 10, 2021 2:24 pm

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