NEW YORK, NY—In an effort to circumvent the city’s vaccine passport regulations, a midtown eatery has installed a voting booth and designated itself as a polling place so it can allow in anyone without any ID at all.
Mikey’s Eats did a brisk business on the day, as the front of the restaurant was crowded by protestors for/against vaccines, for/against vaccine mandates, and for/against vote fraud. The protestors frequently lost track of who they wanted to yell at, changed sides, and dejectedly walked into the restaurant to console themselves with the chef’s special avocado burger.
A lawyer for the ACLU was also present. He spent the day alternating between threatening the restaurant with lawsuits, congratulating them for their commitment to democracy, and openly weeping.
Owner Mikey DeCarlo said, “A guy from [Mayor] de Blasio’s office came by and said he was going to shut us down, except for the voting booth part which he said he would defend to the death. Then he asked if he could get an avocado burger in the voting booth. He was crying a lot.”
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I just can’t get ahead of the crazy! BB needs to start extending their prophecy timeline!!
For every rule TPTB comes up with entrepreneurs will come up with 6 ways around it.
I would imagine that dressing like a Mexican or a Haitian would allow free access from Canada into the US as well.
I was sucked in…thought wow what a pithy snarky thing to do!
Reeled me in too. Now I’m doing the crappie flop on the floor of the boat.
That was really funny, and kind of truthful.