BEEReaucrats

Guest Post by John Stossel

BEEReaucrats

Jim Caruso, CEO of Flying Dog Brewery, calls his business a “First Amendment brewery.” That’s because he keeps going to court to defend beer labels.

It started in 1995, when Colorado’s Liquor Commission objected to the label, “Good Beer, No S—.”

Bureaucrats told him, “Pull the beer from the market, or we suspend your license,” he says in my new video. That could have put him out of business.

I tell Caruso, “I’m glad we get to say ‘s—‘ in this interview, but I can see why the regulators didn’t want the word.”

“Want free speech?” Caruso responds, “you have to respect that in others.”

After four years of litigation, Colorado’s Supreme Court overruled the liquor commission, ruling that “no s—” is free speech.

Then Michigan’s liquor commission banned another Caruso beer, “Raging B—-” (remember, it’s “Flying Dog” brewery).

The bureaucrats said the label was “detrimental to the health, safety and welfare of the general public.” They told Caruso, “Oprah doesn’t use the word on her show.”

Oprah?

Michigan police ordered him to pull Raging B—- from the shelves, or they’d confiscate it.

Caruso went to court again.

“Do you really want to live in a country where government bureaucrats, based on whim and personal preference, can censor whatever they don’t like?” asks Caruso. “Movies, books, music lyrics, news stories?”

“No,” I respond. “But I wouldn’t want to fight over a beer name. What do you care? Change the name of the beer.”

“All of these battles are fought at the margin. That’s where everything controversial is,” responds Caruso. “By the time you’re defending something mainstream, it’s too late.”

After six more years in court, he won again. The court said, “Banning a label for vulgarity violates the First Amendment.”

You’d think the bureaucrats would have known that, since the federal government already approved Caruso’s beers. In fact, every brewer in America must first submit every label to a federal bureaucracy called the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau.

Which makes me wonder: Why does every state need separate regulation?

I suspect the answer is: Bureaucrats want jobs, and politicians are eager to waste our money.

On top of the feds’ hundreds of pages of rules, Caruso complains: “Every state has its own regulations. I think Maryland is 300-some pages, single-spaced. … The cost and time for compliance is onerous.”

This year, North Carolina’s Alcoholic Beverage Control Commission rejected another Caruso beer, “Freezin’ Season.”

The label depicts a cartoon figure in front of a fire. It might be a naked man … or not. If you squint at it, one tiny line might represent a penis.

Oh, no! Who will save us? North Carolina’s BEEReaucrats!

They told Caruso it is “inappropriate” to expose children to that image and cited: “Rule 15b 1003-3(2),” which prohibits labels that are “undignified, immodest or in bad tase.”

Bureaucrats love writing lines like “Rule 15b 1003-3(2).” North Carolina had already rejected more than 300 other beer labels — such as “Polygamy Porter,” “Beergasm” and “Hedonism.”

Most rejected breweries then usually just sell their banned beers in other states, but Caruso sues. Good for him for spending his own money to defend a principle.

Days before his first court hearing, North Carolina suddenly approved his beer, saying their change of heart “rendered the case moot.”

But Caruso pursued his litigation anyway, saying: “It’s not about one beer label. It’s about striking down an unconstitutional law!”

He also pointed out, “If it was to protect the children before, and now they’ve lifted the ban, they’re either sacrificing children at the altar of evading a preliminary hearing, or they’re just full of s—.”

North Carolina’s liquor commission wouldn’t agree to an interview.

John Stossel is author of “Give Me a Break: How I Exposed Hucksters, Cheats, and Scam Artists and Became the Scourge of the Liberal Media.”

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20 Comments
Freddy Uranus
Freddy Uranus
October 7, 2021 7:02 am

I’m all for free speech, swear at times and certainly not a prude. But I do find it obnoxious and ridiculous when a company has to use profanity or change the spelling of cuss words to advertise their products. Like, hey, look at me, we got this bad Azz product you just gotta Friggin buy. It’s stupid.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Freddy Uranus
October 7, 2021 8:44 am

It is. This was ‘cool’ when I was a young moron.

Stucky
Stucky
October 7, 2021 7:31 am

Little mustached Johnnie Stossel is scraping the bottom of the barrel looking for stuff to write about.

Nevertheless …. BEER EQUITY!!! …. a cause we can all rally around … especially if German blood courses in your arteries.

SmallerGovNow
SmallerGovNow
  Stucky
October 7, 2021 8:04 am

I didn’t think the post was about beer.

““All of these battles are fought at the margin. That’s where everything controversial is,” responds Caruso. “By the time you’re defending something mainstream, it’s too late.””

It’s about free speech. Nipping censorship in the bud before you have to saw off a limb or cut down the tree. And obviously it’s about BIG GOVERNMENT which is a personal pet peeve of mine… (-; Chip

tabarnac
tabarnac
  Stucky
October 7, 2021 8:12 am

Beer’s good, Stossel Stinks

Ken31
Ken31
  Stucky
October 7, 2021 8:42 am

ZOG creatures are contemptible to anyone with a lick of integrity.

Eddy O
Eddy O
  Stucky
October 7, 2021 12:04 pm

If anyone knows about scraping the bottom of the barrel……check your mirror.

Man Without A Government
Man Without A Government
October 7, 2021 8:02 am

“It’s for the children”.

That’s why the government wants to give the little children clot shots. Remember, the US government burned 80 women, men and children in Waco Texas, then they claimed they set themselves on fire.

Llpoh
Llpoh
October 7, 2021 8:33 am

A hot sauce I buy at times is called “Shit the Bed”. It is on mainstream shelves.

Montefrío
Montefrío
  Llpoh
October 7, 2021 10:48 am

Is there an export market?

Leobeer
Leobeer
  Llpoh
October 7, 2021 11:29 am
DS
DS
  Llpoh
October 7, 2021 1:25 pm

That is disgusting, and not even in the same ballpark as “Good beer, no shit”

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 7, 2021 11:12 am

To hell with both sides. Go Gault and learn to brew your own. Let them drown in commercial beer … most of retail shelf brew is overpriced, low quality, and over-hyped.
Call it whatever you want and you won’t have to deal with some middle man or advertiser leveraging another stupid regulation. It gets tiresome looking at retail prices going up continuously or dealing with stores who can’t seem to stock what you like or want because the distributors won’t ship.

I didn’t learn to brew beer to engage in a political pissing contest with a bunch of bureaucrats. I learned to brew because I couldn’t get what I liked, when I wanted it, at a decent price.

Lawfish
Lawfish
  Anonymous
October 7, 2021 12:20 pm

I’m with you, Anon. I started brewing my own beer because I was able to make beer that actually tastes like beer is supposed to taste. Plus, I can make 60 beers for about $20 if I’m going all grain. No taxes, no bureaucracy and no crappy commercial beer.

DS
DS
  Anonymous
October 7, 2021 1:28 pm

It is a micro-brewery, and unless they sold out to one of the majors (e.g. MillerSABwhatever) — which many micro-breweries have — then I would support them. I used to, when I lived in Denver — they make good beer, and their Scottish Ale is really good (or at least it was back in the day).

KaD
KaD
October 7, 2021 11:36 am

“They told Caruso it is “inappropriate” to expose children to that image”
How many kids buy beer? And it’s okay to expose kids to porn taught in schools?

DS
DS
  KaD
October 7, 2021 1:33 pm

Yeah, no kidding — “you kids can’t say or read ‘shit’, but heres a book on gay sex for you” — read by a scumbucket tranny during drag queen story hour. The hypocrisy is so glaring now that it’s not even about the shit (pun maybe intended) they’re pushing — it is about generating chaos and cog dis insanity. It calls to mind the quote by Voltaire:
“Whoever can get you to believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities”…

DS
DS
October 7, 2021 1:23 pm

They make a great Scottish Ale — potent !!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
October 7, 2021 2:20 pm

When John does a show calling for the end of all government, then he will deserve some praise. Until then, he just picks and chooses which tyranny he is fine with (and he is fine with plenty of tyranny).