Trump Fans Excited To Vote For The Guy Who Fast-Tracked Vaccines And Hired Fauci

Via Babylon Bee

U.S.—Fans of former president Donald J. Trump are chomping at the bit to once again vote for the guy who fast-tracked vaccines and appointed Dr. Anthony Fauci to the Coronavirus Task Force.

“Trump was by far our greatest president. Even better than James Madison!” said local deplorable Nathan Nebulous. “Everything was great under Trump until that deadly virus changed the face of the entire earth overnight and ruined everything. But he was so good at owning the libs!”

Sean Hannity, a popular conservative pundit, announced his continued support of Trump on his radio program. “Sure, the vaccines don’t seem to help at all and Fauci may have created COVID himself, but nobody’s perfect. Don’t lose sight of how great his Twitter account was before he got banned.”

President Biden has welcomed a rematch with Trump, claiming it may be the only chance he has to stay in office. “I think this country is done with hetero-normative white men. No one’s going to vote for him over a black man like me.”

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36 Comments
Done
Done
January 22, 2022 10:14 am

Trump has shown himself to be one of them and regardless of whether others agree or not….voting harder will not get us out of this.

bucknp
bucknp
  Done
January 22, 2022 8:33 pm

I just smh the people in Cass County, Texas that worship this moron. A friend told me Trump was the continuation of Ron Paul. Geeeez….

Please pull you head out!!!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 22, 2022 10:47 am

At least he got the wall built. He did get the wall built, right?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
January 22, 2022 11:02 am

About one-eighth of it, I think. But if you get a dog and you want to fence in your yard so that the dog won’t run away and get hit by a car or something, you can totally just fence 1/8 of it. The dog will be just fine.
Then you and your admirers can brag about how beautiful that 1/8 of a fence is. And if anyone even hints at criticism, your admirers will remind them that you’re only human after all.

bucknp
bucknp
  Anonymous
January 22, 2022 11:54 am

Of course it’s always someone else’s fault, the American way. Satire eases the pain sometimes how inept our US “leaders” have become. Oh, and Texas “leaders” as well. Dan Patrick, please go back from where you came. Sorry to be flooding the zone.

Ken31
Ken31
  Anonymous
January 22, 2022 10:46 pm

A fence is not a wall. Israel has a wall. He promised a wall. He did not deliver a wall. Or even a fence.

bucknp
bucknp
  Iska Waran
January 22, 2022 2:34 pm

Absolutely. Part of it anyway. You did not take the “free” tour with him listening to all his “greatness” during the 600 mile Rio Grande tour?

BL
BL
January 22, 2022 11:00 am

Que MyG…….

bucknp
bucknp
  BL
January 22, 2022 11:55 am

It’s too early!

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  bucknp
January 22, 2022 8:29 pm

Here, a musical interlude…He broke your hearts, bye bye love….

bucknp
bucknp
  Mygirl....maybe
January 22, 2022 8:36 pm

So , you did vote tRump. Are you like something “special” or what.?

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  BL
January 22, 2022 8:06 pm

“So , you did vote tRump. Are you like something “special” or what.?”

LOL…Poor baby, your life is rather sad if fretting over Trump is all you got. Guess Obama is your kinda guy…he is a tad….

BL
BL
  Mygirl....maybe
January 22, 2022 10:17 pm

Story today said .Gov is doing “gain of function research” on Ebola in Texas. Take care MyG

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  BL
January 22, 2022 10:52 pm

I be safe, thanks for caring, you little dumpling you………

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 22, 2022 12:37 pm

Exactly. Fuck Chump.

Treefarmer
Treefarmer
January 22, 2022 12:48 pm

The one thing the leftists in my family and I agree on is that Trump screwed up Covid. Those idiots think he screwed up because CNN and MSNBC told them he screwed it up. I think he screwed up because he didn’t have the courage to fire Fauci and follow his own instincts about all the therapies out there that could have helped curb the pandemic. I wonder if he knew back in May 2020 that he was going to only be a one term President if he would have made the right moves on Covid.

piearesquared
piearesquared
  Treefarmer
January 22, 2022 1:40 pm

There was no chance that Trump was ever going to do anything different than what he did do. He was (and still is) a NWO puppet, and he was crucial for the successful implementation of the scamdemic, which is why he was selected to win in 2016.

bucknp
bucknp
  piearesquared
January 22, 2022 8:40 pm

I’m certain the down vote came from Peppermint Patty. She ( I’m not convinced the screen name has anything to do with being female) cannot stand the heat in the kitchen.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  bucknp
January 22, 2022 9:04 pm

Oooohh, a clever in his own mind little newbie….so, tell me sweet cheeks, what was it about Obama that made your little heart sing? Was it that you saw a kindred spirit?

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bucknp
bucknp
  Mygirl....maybe
January 24, 2022 9:29 am

https://www.deseret.com/utah/2021/11/11/22776522/does-republican-party-event-lgbtq-conservatives-signal-enlarging-tent-donald-trump-pride

Thanks Chump for encouraging LGBTQ. Chump does not have to kiss the lips of Mike Pence or vice versa in public to get his message out on the subject. smh

PhotoChop has deceived many. What you don’t seem to get is I have no respect for any of them now. Hey, that’s sort of like you admitting your support for the TrumpTard. Correct? Nothing wrong with admitting failure. Some folks live too far into denial to do so . Humble yourself for once missy.

bucknp
bucknp
  Treefarmer
January 22, 2022 2:27 pm

“I wonder if he knew back in May 2020 that he was going to only be a one term President if he would have made the right moves on Covid.”

No telling. His head may have been reaching the level of total explosion how “great” he thinks he is, invincible.

While the article is satire here is a question. What are we going to do? Storm the Texas Capital. Storm the local city hall. Storm the local police/sheriff’s departments. Storm the county court house. Storm the mayor’s office. Storm the DPS. storm the school board. Just asking. Anyway, the political signs are going up in my neck of the woods. keep the powder dry not only for the radical “left” but the radical “right” as well.

Wait, I got it as far as Texas. Bring in Larry Secede Kilgore. Women beware. Larry campaigned on the idea women who had abortions ( a total tragedy for this country) should be executed. I found the guy entertaining but of course as has been mentioned voting “harder” whatever that may mean probably won’t cut it.

bucknp
bucknp
  bucknp
January 22, 2022 8:42 pm

See, down vote. Peppermint Patty is some kind of “special” with no clue what to do about any of this crap, just pissed we don’t round up niggers and burn them at the stake.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  bucknp
January 22, 2022 9:08 pm

Damn, you sure are tender and insecure….guess it’s your ‘special’ nature that makes you that way…

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bucknp
bucknp
  Mygirl....maybe
January 24, 2022 9:37 am

You are messed up worse than I imagined. For some reason you seem to enjoy looking at “same sex” kissing events. Weird! Kind of wonder do you enjoy burying your head between the legs of girlfriends. You are the one that posts these pics and in reality indicating your insecurity.

Steve
Steve
January 22, 2022 1:55 pm

Thank you, BB, for going there!

LeRoux
LeRoux
  Steve
January 22, 2022 5:18 pm

Pinocchio could sing this song,
With a Truly Clear Conscience,
Trump Not So Much.
That sort of a Lie, that is too big, even for Donald.

“No Strings On Me!!!”

I’ve got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret
Or make me frown
I had strings
But now I’m free
There are no strings on me

Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That’s the only way to go
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me

I’ve got no strings
So I have fun
I’m not tied up to anyone
They’ve got strings
But you can see
There are no strings on me

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 22, 2022 2:12 pm

“Sean Hannity, a popular conservative pundit”…lol, is he though?

brian
brian
  Anonymous
January 22, 2022 5:56 pm

Tic toc hannity… any day now his sources tell him… any day now

bucknp
bucknp
  Anonymous
January 22, 2022 8:49 pm

Flooding the zone again…Hannity is a paid puppet for his side of the propaganda ASSHOLE. Jesus, come now.

FOX (FAUX) originally a Rupert Murdoch thing. Don’t know who runs that thing now. Does anyone REALLY pay attention? No, as I sit mindlessly in front of one propaganda asshole network or the other. Just kidding as I’ve not had cable network or otherwise for about 8 years now. PRAISE THE LORD, the only TRUTH rests in His word.

Melty
Melty
January 22, 2022 5:51 pm

BB is spot on with the irony on this one. They forgot to mention Assange and Snowden. This along with the Midget Whop Mengele and shit shot did it for me. Trump might not be deep state, but he sure knows what his boundaries are to keep him and his family alive or out of prison.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 22, 2022 7:17 pm

He feigns outrage at mandatory vaccines…JUST LIKE he feigned being outraged over the lockdowns. I WILL NOT vote for Trump again!!

bucknp
bucknp
  Anonymous
January 22, 2022 9:03 pm

What I’m saying. Hopefully people in Cass , County , Texas will pull their heads out and stop listening to not only Hannity but Dennis Prager, Larry Elder, Mark Levin etc. etc. All a bunch of Zionist perverts. There are others. Stop! Even Glenn Beck is possessed with this carp anymore.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  bucknp
January 22, 2022 9:18 pm

Gosh, bucknup, one can’t get over all the love you be showing, all the kindness and acceptance of your fellow man, your willingness to overlook flaws and your compassion and….well, it’s very apparent that you are indeed a true follower of Christ.

Perhaps it’s time for your meds?

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Ken31
Ken31
  Mygirl....maybe
January 22, 2022 10:50 pm
bucknp
bucknp
  Ken31
January 24, 2022 10:01 am

“Why are you gay?” This is funny. Something interesting I’ve noticed with black men in the south at least is that the abomination is very much frowned on. Blacks seem to like white female leg but in my neck of the woods anyway black men I have spoken with about the subject of LGBTQ do not condone the abomination.

bucknp
bucknp
  Mygirl....maybe
January 24, 2022 9:46 am

I’m beginning to think YOU indeed are a supporter of the abomination. Eh? Here’s how it works for those that actually read their Bibles and believe, it’s not the person, it’s the SIN. Therefore those that get it pray for the homo to repent and cease the abomination and does not mean a believer “accepts” the lifestyle. Further evidently Mr. Trump has now shown his colors , colors he was quite open about prior to 2012 and 16. Pray for Trump.