Conspiracy Theory

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Here’s a little hypothetical for you: Suppose you have an uncle named Sam. It’s a plausible scenario so far but bear with us.
Now, Sam is a bit of a character. He has been known to conduct medical experiments on other people here and there. He once wanted to see just how bad the symptoms of syphilis could become, so he located a bunch of farmers who already contracted it and kept an eye on their progress. He didn’t tell these farmers that they had the disease, nor did he inform them when treatment for it became available. As we said, Sam’s a character!
Sam has drugged people with LSD so he could watch their minds unravel through secretly placed two-way mirrors. He has administered powerful electroconvulsive therapy on his test subjects until they could no longer speak, but in Sam’s defense, it was only because he was trying to develop a more effective mind-control technique. And whenever Sam injected people with plutonium or forced them to stand in a mustard gas chamber, it was only for the greater good as well.
And sure, maybe Sam has sold machine guns to criminals so he could see where they wind up, killed thousands of people by intentionally poisoning alcohol, and smuggled a few hundred Nazis into the country.
But here’s what we’re driving at: Just because your Uncle Sam actually did all of these things, you would have to be some kind of wack job conspiracist to believe he’s still up to no good. Just read the news about himself that Uncle Sam sanctions – you’ll see he’s now a real stand-up guy.

 

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Administrator
Administrator
February 5, 2022 12:01 pm

Next time I’ll have them use a black and white couple as the models.

What if the tattoos were swastikas? Would that work for you?

Red River D
Red River D
  Administrator
February 5, 2022 8:00 pm

Only if the chick shaved her armpits AND had a Hitler mustache.

300
300
February 5, 2022 12:39 pm

It would probably be easier to have a conversation with her than the Karens that are my age 58. They are so far gone with this covid crap it’s terrifying. I’m in an extremely rural area that is Red,Red, Red, and they are delusional.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 5, 2022 1:18 pm

If she’s someone who believes what the shirt says, she’s morally and intellectually superior to easily 70% of the population, regardless of the appearance phase she is going through.

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
February 5, 2022 1:23 pm

She’d definitely be the last person you’d expect to actually wear that garment. Furrr surrre

fujigm
fujigm
  Steve Z.
February 5, 2022 1:58 pm

You’d be surprised, then.
Most of the woke covidiots around here outwardly look like your normal asshole, same as 300’s Karens.
There seems to be some slow roll amongst the youngsters, but time will tell.
One local union has shifted considerably red due to the infusion of veterans with the “Helmets to Hardhats” program, all of them considerably younger.
Exciting times.

Administrator
Administrator
February 5, 2022 3:29 pm

I sent the Libertas Bella folks an email telling them that the TBP demographic was really really old grizzled crotchety men with man boobs, so they might want to get some models that look like that if they want to sell some shirts.

brian
brian
  Administrator
February 5, 2022 3:56 pm

Hope you sent a link to a FF so they can see by example whats expected… lol

pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
February 5, 2022 6:52 pm

She can come to my place any time….,

Walt
Walt
February 5, 2022 10:37 pm
Shotgun Trooper
Shotgun Trooper
February 6, 2022 3:13 am

Some of these kids have been brutally damaged and beat down psychologically by the environment in schools, and “piled on” by the other kids, for not “going along” with the crap they’re forced to assimilate…. It can do a lot of damage, and they’re just trying to find their way through it while projecting an image that says they won’t take any crap. Example; Rose Namajunas, UFC champ. Beautiful girl until she shaved her head. In her head, she’s not fighting the other girl, she’s fighting her own daemons.
That girl in the pic is dressed for a fight. No ratchet is going to grab her by the hair to throw her into a wall. The way schools are these days, if she dressed nice she’d be shoved in the bathroom and sexually assaulted. She also has her head up and looking you right in the eye. A lot of the kids walk with their head down and have been taught never to do that. That girl in the pic isn’t a quitter. If you’re really lucky, she might be around when some scumbag kicks your cane out from under you….