Trudeau Demands Protesters Stop Shutting Down City So That He Can Shut Down City

Babylon Bee

OTTAWA—After emerging from his top-secret underground hiding hole, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave a fiery speech before the House of Commons. In it, he demanded truckers stop shutting down the city, in order to give the government room to shut down the city instead.

“Let me be clear,” said the frail little socialist girl claiming to be Trudeau. “Shutting down roads, limiting people’s movement, restricting people’s freedom, and shutting down the city is unacceptable. It’s the government’s job to do that. We must break the back of this fascist blockade so that I may freely shut down roads, limit people’s movement, restrict people’s freedom, and shut down the city.” Trudeau then dropped his mic and tried to exit the building, but got stuck trying to push on a door that said “pull.”

Upon hearing his statement, several dozen people in Ottawa’s House of Commons and The National Capitol Building of Cuba stood to their feet and cheered.

Trudeau is promising to give the people more of what they want if the Freedom Convoy is defeated. “I promise you more mask mandates, more forced vaccinations, and more firings! SCIENCE!” said the Prime Minister before slipping on a banana peel and falling face-first down the stairs.

When reached for comment, truckers released an official statement: “HONK! HONK!”

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18 Comments
clbrto
clbrto
February 17, 2022 3:16 pm

I saw Castro Junior called “Mooselini” somewhere

B_MC
B_MC
February 17, 2022 3:31 pm

Meanwhile, down at the local level….

Ottawa Official Who Demonized the Freedom Convoy Gets Her Just Deserts

Justin Trudeau has been right up there at the top with demonizing the Convoy. But, perhaps no one has been worse than Ottawa city councilor Diane Deans, who’s the chair of the police services board….

While she’s not the only unhinged one, she’s the worst. To give a descriptor that everyone will understand, she’s like Canada’s version of Maxine Waters; she’s that level of wacky. Deans even plans to run for mayor….

So, it was more than a little sweet when karma hit on Wednesday.

Deans got booted from the police services board, in a battle with Mayor Jim Watson. She was voted off by the full city council, by a 15-9 vote. They also moved to replace the second craziest person on the board, Carol Meehan. But then when Deans got voted out, others including Meehan, quit in support of her. That means the more radical elements — who had control over the police and were demonizing the protesters — are now gone.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/02/17/ottawa-official-who-demonized-the-freedom-convoy-gets-her-just-deserts-n523522

AK John
AK John
  B_MC
February 17, 2022 3:35 pm

The unjust hate Karma. Me. I love me some Karma.

The Orangutan
The Orangutan
  B_MC
February 17, 2022 4:37 pm

This POS was my ward councillor some years back. I had a face to face meeting with her regarding the blight on our small NEW townhouse neighborhood, which was being overrun by vehicles parked all over the place – including on front lawns – 24/7 – making it impossible to to get in and out of the driveway or even through the street. Imagine multiple generational families ,with four to five shitbox junker cars between them all, living in one small single driveway townhouse meant for a small, young family. Somehow that slowly grew to describe one out of every two townhouses on my street (hint: immigration!). City of Ottawa REFUSED to enforce any of their own Bylaws – 3 hour parking limit Bylaw, no parking on front lawn Bylaw, no widening driveways Bylaw, no abandoned/unplated vehicle Bylaws, etc. etc. so I called them out on it. Deans met me on site, suggested it was a minor issue, and Bylaw issued a few tickets here and there for a day or two, aaaand nothing else happened. Nobody got their unplated junk vehicle towed, nobody got tickets for front yard parking, back to slumville in under a week. Called her out on it again. Radio silence. Useless POS bitch. I ended up moving to a better neighborhood for several reasons, not the least of which was this one.

I’m still trying to find someone – anyone – who can tell me what laws any of the truckers broke other than some of those exact same City of Ottawa Bylaws. Anything under the Highway Traffic Act? Anything under the criminal code? Seems a precedent has been set where Bylaws are conveniently unenforced, but if you break those and only those Bylaws in the course of exercising your rights to free speech, TPTB will go straight to labelling you a dangerous, misogynist, racist, violent, hatred-filled terrorist now suddenly being subject to the Emergency Measures Act in order to defund you, freeze your assets and criminalize your right to protest. WTF!!

Rant over.

World War Zeke (Astoria)
World War Zeke (Astoria)
  The Orangutan
February 17, 2022 6:03 pm

Selective enforcement is a primary lever of psyops to soften up a population. See B. F. Skinner’s Operant Conditioning variable ratio schedule.

Oh, and your neighborhood, the overcrowded poor are used as bulldozers to churn the economy. I learned this is Portland. That is why gentrification gets mention in local media as a problem as gov, banks, and crony developers conspire to first ghettoize, then rebuild, then mortgage at inflated prices to white flight from the latest broken windows corner. Glad you baled.

World War Zeke (Astoria)
World War Zeke (Astoria)
  World War Zeke (Astoria)
February 17, 2022 7:11 pm

Clarification: gentrification is citizen revitalization of existing properties which kills shyster profits and eventual property tax tripling.

jo
jo
  Administrator
February 17, 2022 5:19 pm

Imagine the fear of The Prime Minister when he felt it necessary to threaten….truckers’ doggos.
He has now transmogrified from ‘little girl’ into the Wicked Witch of the West: “I’ll get you, my little pretty, you and your little dog!”

motley
motley
  jo
February 17, 2022 6:27 pm

Don’t screw with people’s pet. He could unleash a blizzard of sympathy and subsequent support.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 17, 2022 4:24 pm

Awesome!

brian
brian
February 17, 2022 4:59 pm

Mike Lindell will help the truckers with an air drop of pillows. He told the Daily Beast he was going to airdrop pillows with small parachutes from a helicopter, down to the truckers…

The daily Beast ran the story…
https://waynedupree.com/2022/02/mike-lindell-pranked-media/

Tried to find it on Daily Beast but can’t… maybe they deleted it… FOUND IT…
https://www.thedailybeast.com/mypillow-guy-mike-lindell-plans-to-drop-pillows-from-the-sky-over-canada-in-support-of-trucker-vax-protest

But a number of other communist sites ran with it attributing Daily Beast… so yeah its true…

B_MC
B_MC
February 17, 2022 6:11 pm

Off-topic, but awesome….

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  B_MC
February 17, 2022 6:32 pm

Loved that. And so true. Parents trying to protect their children are at least if not more a force than patriots protecting their country. Usually, they are the same exact people.

AK John
AK John
  B_MC
February 17, 2022 10:07 pm

I never saw any racism in my 63 years, except against white people.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 17, 2022 9:47 pm

Thanks for the laugh. That was so well written. Hilarious and ridiculously true.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 18, 2022 6:20 am

Trudeau is skating on thin ice, which is not a good thing in Canada

Jdog
Jdog
February 18, 2022 12:20 pm

Have you ever seen a face that deserves punching more than this asshat?