ATLANTA, GA—Celebrations for winning the 500-yard freestyle at the NCAA Women’s Swimming and Diving Championships were short-lived for convincingly female athlete Lia Thomas, as authorities caught her in possession of performance-enhancing testicles.
“Investigators will need time to sift through the trail of evidence right now,” said NCAA’s Head of Testicle Enforcement, Bob Huevos, while holding up a jock strap, the device suspected to have been used to conceal the contraband from rigorous testing protocols. “We suspect the swimmer used this contraption to keep the performance-enhancing testicles secured between her legs.”
Blood tests of the disgraced, obviously-female swimmer have led Huevos to believe Thomas had a long history of using testicles to dose with powerful testosterone, perhaps beginning in early childhood.
“Long term testicle use like this may explain the female swimmer’s towering height, powerful muscles, dense bone structure, deep voice, and bulging crotch,” explained Huevos, “These permanent mutations from testosterone abuse would have given her a lifetime advantage over other female athletes even if she were to quit and go on estrogen. For that reason, Lia Thomas should be disqualified from competition.”
This may not be the end of Lia Thomas’ story, however. In the name of equity, diversity, and inclusion, the disgraced swimmer has been given a second chance with an invitation to compete as a collegiate swimmer in the NCAA Swimming And Diving Championships For Women With Testicles.
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I hope she comes to the White House for a visit, I can’t wait to sniff her hair, strong women are sexy, especially the kind with balls
Hope i don’t fill my depends … while she is here.
The Western world is so screwed. Even herein Thailand, the world capital for ladyboys, is way behind the perversion being rammed down the throats of the English speaking world.
The VAST, (let me repeat that) VAST majority of people hate that
shit and find it despicable. The people pushing it are in for a real surprise.
They are messing with real women, and as anyone married will know
what a bad idea that is.
Why do normal females put up with this crap? Where are all the pink hats that protested Trump allegedly grabbing ass? I don’t blame the trans as much as I blame complicit females who go along with the fraud and the colleges that promote it. This joker could never compete against other men. So he jumps into the pool with the weaker sex, guaranteeing victories and awards. How many young females will be denied college scholarships because cross-dressing biological males steal their thunder? This won’t end at swimming. Keep your eye on women’s basketball, softball, track and field, gymnastics, rowing, etc… Fake women with a set of marbles will move in and take over their sports program, while they remain complicit and silent, in honor of wokeism. Stupid is as stupid does.
“Where are all the pink hats that protested Trump allegedly grabbing ass?”
Well, because many women of the feminist, progressive, libtard ideologies are devoid of reasonable analysis, and are emotional volcanoes of the double standard hypocrisy.
In an acronym, they Can’t Understand Normal Thinking.
And I’d submit that the beta soyboy males who wore pink hats, or who have beards and manbuns thinking they are macho Progs…are just as disgusting, and part of the same woke tribe, delusional in their self-perceived moral superiority.
A reckoning is coming.
I agree, Doo. One year of actual women refusing to participate in sports where these freaks are allowed, and it would be over. NCAA having to cut jobs for lack of sporting events would get notice there. No sport can survive with only one or two participants in an event. As to the women, how many actually have careers in swimming or other sports where men are physically superior anyway? Indeed how many of either sex have sports careers?
College? Big waste of money–sports in general. It’s part of the reason college is so expensive and we’re losing jobs to those educated elsewhere. High schools spend on sports way out of proportion to the number of particpants. I was quietly happy and relieved when my granddaughter in high school decided to abandon sports to have more time for scholastic endeavors.
Hard to argue with Junior’s opinion.
100%. Nearly nobody cares what you want to do with your life, your body, your property, etc. UNTIL IT IMPACTS THEM. How f-ing hard is that for people to figure out?? TOLERANCE has NEVER been the same as ACCEPTANCE and it NEVER WILL. Deal with it.
They aren’t satisfied with tolerance. They want FORCED ACCEPTANCE – just like with the fvcking worthless masks. They want to see you wearing one, whether you like it or not. The whole crusade is about forcing THEIR WILL upon you. And they are winning. They got the lawmakers in their back pockets. Look around. I’m supposed to applaud two men plugging one another up chocolate alley. Sorry. I will NEVER buy into their mental dysfunction or their violations against the laws of Mother Nature. To me, they will always be degenerates and genetic freaks.
The insane people who think their dick or vajayjay are wrong,
but their insanity is right, are 0.003% of the population.
They are indeed completely insane.
Don’t feed their disease by going along with it, that is cruel.
Get them psychiatric help.