Funny shit!! United States Marine had more than enough of people stealing his packages from his porch. Niggah shits his pants. QOTD: Why dat niggah have to go and smell his shit??
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Porch Pirate N***** Shits His Pants
LOL!
ROFL!
Outstanding
I wonder if this sport would work as well with a watermelon as baiting the porch with Amazon boxes?
Watermelon baiting was made unlawful in 1992.
It’s too much like cheating.
KFC bucket??
Malt liquor is mighty temptin’ for da folks.
I just shit my pants laughing!
Brothas in da hood take to fukin wit da morrine, u dun getcha ass beat.
Pure Comedy Gold.
Rather a direct way to check oneself after a good scare!!!
Shove your mitt into your ass and then jam your hand in your face.
Sanitary? Hell no. But it sure will answer the question you’re asking yourself at such a time!!!
Top rules from the Book of Criminality:
Rule #1: Don’t get caught.
Rule #2: Always take a shit before doing any criminal activity.
notice how he dinndu nufffins.
I wish it were real. That skit is funny as fuck regardless.
Grew up with these animals. Obsession with bodily functions and glittery stuff. Just like monkeys in a zoo fling crap and chase sparkly pennies. And they teach kids these are the 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.
We wuz Kangs! You know… Just like Kang Kong!
TNB
My hearing is pretty well shot — hard to understand what’s being said — but the visual is great enough … even if staged …
Impersonating a Cheech and Chong bit?
Fucking savages