HEROISM

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23 Comments
Melty
Melty
June 19, 2022 8:56 am

We are doomed. Plan accordingly.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Melty
June 19, 2022 11:04 pm

We live in American Pravda ClownWorld.

Except no one laughing now.

SouthernSage
SouthernSage
June 19, 2022 9:06 am

A real hero. The demented old fool has no business on a tricycle, much less a bike. How lng must we wallow in the humiliation of seeing this incontinent, filthy perv pretending to be president?

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
  SouthernSage
June 19, 2022 8:46 pm

He and his cabinet are posers and that’s all they’ll ever be. Which is Buttifck can take off 2 months when we have a transportation crisis. This is what you get when you steal an election.

javelin
javelin
June 19, 2022 9:08 am

I kinda wish that he were less “heroic” and would have laid there with a broken hip.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  javelin
June 19, 2022 11:06 pm

Or a fatal subdural hematoma….Not that anyone would notice the difference.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 19, 2022 9:24 am

Now this is some funny shit. How do they produce this so quickly?

Fielding Mellish
Fielding Mellish
June 19, 2022 9:36 am

At the very least it ‘woke’ him up!

Fielding Mellish
Fielding Mellish
June 19, 2022 9:39 am

No shit….it seems like we are all learning that lesson when it comes to gas prices and inflation and all the wreckage your Administration has created.

Arcayer
Arcayer
June 19, 2022 10:20 am

I can’t find the article or any references to solid data to indicate it ever existed. Seems fake.

Ghost
Ghost
  Arcayer
June 19, 2022 10:41 am

You forgot your sarcasm tag.

But, I get your drift. I told my husband if Biden blames the bike, the bike manufacturer will be destroyed for attempted assassination.

B_MC
B_MC
June 19, 2022 10:27 am

From the comments….

Next article… “Why the President showering with his daughter is actually a good thing”.

Stucky
Stucky
June 19, 2022 10:32 am

The protective media would find something nice to say about Dementia even if they found a video of Dementia sucking his own cock. “Oh, look, he cares deeply about proper hygiene!”

I guess showering with his daughter falls in the same category.

musket
musket
June 19, 2022 11:11 am

I am surprised to not see any traffic from the legacy activist media refuting Tucker Carlson’s cover of Ahley Biden’s diary and its prurient contents and what they really mean……

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
June 19, 2022 11:12 am

That could never NOT be funny.

Fielding Mellish
Fielding Mellish
June 19, 2022 11:42 am

The real heroes are the American People who have to put up with this dude.

Fielding Mellish
Fielding Mellish
June 19, 2022 11:55 am

Our esteemed Secretary of Defense says that our military can walk and chew gum at the same time. Too bad our Commander in Chief can’t get off a bicycle.

DFJ150
DFJ150
June 19, 2022 2:52 pm

Where’s a nice, big, sharp trail side rock when you need it?

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 20, 2022 12:39 am

Fall looked staged to me. They obviously want us to think he’s a bumbling retard, which he is. Mainly to anger the Deplorables, but also to scare the rest of the world that a complete imbecile is running the show in the West.