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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:02 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 2, 2022 2:03 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  TwatWaffle
December 2, 2022 2:12 pm

Red hair and emerald green were meant to go together.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  MrLiberty
December 2, 2022 5:22 pm

Especially emerald eyes.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  TwatWaffle
December 3, 2022 12:37 pm

Looks like that’d be like climbing onto a bull with the gate just opening.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 2, 2022 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:06 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
December 3, 2022 9:14 am

I’m surprised he didn’t bury it in his forehead or shoulder blade on the backswing.

Greybeard
Greybeard

Surprised or disappointed?

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:07 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  nkit
December 3, 2022 3:24 am

To quote Madeline Kahn: “Woof!”

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:09 pm

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Obbledy
Obbledy
December 2, 2022 2:10 pm

He wishes……….

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:16 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
December 3, 2022 9:17 am

Nice. Very nice. Bella Thorne.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:18 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
December 3, 2022 9:22 am

I was in my mid 40’s when on a visit to my Dr. one check was the proverbial digital exam. When the time came, I looked him straight in the face and said, “I can actually say you’re about to go where no man has gone before”. He chuckled and said drop’em.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:19 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 2, 2022 2:58 pm

I would say we all should be exempt, but 35 is a better number, still too high but better than the bs we got now

Greybeard
Greybeard
  nkit
December 3, 2022 4:16 pm

Just give me back what I paid in the leave me the fuck alone.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:22 pm

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Amb. Cornholio
Amb. Cornholio
  nkit
December 2, 2022 4:30 pm

The youths have no ability to operate manual transmissions, “what’s that other pedal for?”

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Amb. Cornholio
December 2, 2022 4:48 pm

I would love to see them with a 3 on the tree.

fujigm
fujigm
  TN Patriot
December 4, 2022 5:41 pm

With a fucky column linkage, ala Dodge….

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  fujigm
December 4, 2022 7:22 pm

I did a “speed shift” from 1st to 2nd on my ’61 Falcon Ranchero and the pot metal shift collar broke. It stayed in 2nd until I could replace it. THOSE were the Good Old Days!

Undeniable
Undeniable
  nkit
December 2, 2022 6:56 pm

And it is all about leverage.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:23 pm

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GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  nkit
December 4, 2022 2:09 am

… until it’s no longer important to you.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:24 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
December 2, 2022 3:35 pm

… and gas was less than 25¢ per gallon — and that was with ‘full service’ … the attendant pumped your gas, washed your windshield and checked your oil …

VOWG
VOWG
  Anthony Aaron
December 3, 2022 7:51 am

Cheapest gas I ever bought was in Maine at 26 cents a gallon.

Creed
Creed
  Anthony Aaron
December 3, 2022 4:26 pm

When you consider inflation, gas is about the same price now, and was actually costlier then than it was during Trump. $0.25 in the 50’s is over $3.00 now.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
December 2, 2022 4:49 pm

I was one of the guys who answered the bell, so yes, I remember. Every window washed, every tire checked and every hood raised.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  TN Patriot
December 2, 2022 6:39 pm

Me too. At Shell.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot

In ’69, I was at the Mobil selling regular leaded for .329 & premium for .349. The no name across the street was at .299 & .329. We fixed a lot of flats and changed a lot of oil, too.

The cute girls always left with a really clean windshield.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  TN Patriot
December 4, 2022 3:13 pm

My first new car, 1972, drove off the lot, down the block and filled up for .279. Today, they won’t even spit in the tank for that much.

Lucredius
Lucredius
  nkit
December 2, 2022 5:06 pm

I was the guy who answered the bell, washed your windows, checked your oil and radiator,and pumped your gas! Checked tire pressure on request too! Not Texaco. Gulf, back in the 70s
L.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  nkit
December 2, 2022 8:21 pm

Free drinking glass and plastic horseshoe magnets for Mustang owners at Gulf.

https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/attachments/il_570xn-814594853_8dj4-jpg

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:25 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 2, 2022 3:00 pm

Lol good luck w/ that

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  nkit
December 2, 2022 4:37 pm

This would go a long way in getting them to actually listen to us.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
December 2, 2022 4:50 pm

All it takes is for CONgress to pass the bill and the president to sign it, so don’t hold your breath.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:26 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 2, 2022 3:02 pm

Send them to the moon w/o equipment, then we can truthfully say we sent people to the moon, even though they ain’t really people, stupid sickos

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
December 3, 2022 9:32 am

Matthew 18:6
If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.
It would be a lot cheaper.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:27 pm

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Creed
Creed
  nkit
December 3, 2022 4:31 pm

Not if she looks like that!

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:29 pm

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Pogrom
Pogrom
  nkit
December 2, 2022 3:18 pm

Hey nkit is there a link to this? Wanting to message it to someone and can’t figure out how.

Pogrom
Pogrom
  Pogrom
December 2, 2022 3:51 pm

Nvm… downloaded it

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 2, 2022 4:42 pm

I can’t stop watching it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 2, 2022 7:50 pm

taking out the trash

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:32 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 2, 2022 10:34 pm

Lol almost want to put this sign up

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:34 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 2, 2022 7:05 pm

Oh com’on. We’re all thinking the same thing!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 2, 2022 2:35 pm

Big Naturals Need Your Support

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:36 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 2, 2022 10:36 pm

Think it is like 900 times if you have any info it becomes a lot higher percentage

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:38 pm

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Amb. Cornholio
Amb. Cornholio
  nkit
December 2, 2022 4:42 pm

Did they misspell kilt or clit? Universities really suck these days!

Greybeard
Greybeard
  Amb. Cornholio
December 3, 2022 4:27 pm

They misspelled “stimulation”.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:38 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
December 4, 2022 3:21 pm

Should never go riding that way. The sweatshirt will make you sweat.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:40 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 2, 2022 7:10 pm

Get over it kid.

nkit
nkit
December 2, 2022 2:41 pm

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