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Holding this spot for Bob.
Close….
I always thought that people being beheaded by axe or guillotine should be on their backs so they can see the blade coming down. I know, more than a little sick, but that’s what the voices in my head tell me.
Big Bounce: Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Champion
Actually, Joey is quite thin all things considered!
Amazon, The Early Days: QVC is for pussies. Here hold my beer!
That took me a second….
Sadly, this may not be sarcasm in a short while.
https://i.ibb.co/TL53n2z/current-United-States-is-an-evil-empire.webp
The math doesn’t work out.
Nobody would pay Julia Roberts $100/hour for sex.
But the meme still works, because Julia would be overjoyed to get $21.
HA! 30 years ago, I would have absoolutely paid her $100/hr for sex.
Worth a look:
Mayor Sylvester Turner upon hearing the water dept head saying the water is now safe to drink.
There’s a reason why they’re called ape-hangers.
Now what the fuck am I supposed to be looking at again???
Best movie ever.
Flip the safety twice in rapid succession and it will orbit the earth.
Barbie Doll for men.
Is there a gun hidden under all that crap?
Is there a gun in there somewhere?
The pet every Canadian kid wants for Christmas.
Ya see signs like that and wonder how bad the problem got to force them make the sign.
Been there done that.
Afghans would be extremely insulted.
Dog thinking: I wish I was a fucking cat.
Dog groomer.
She looks like she has a nice ass. I’ll allow it.
I always wondered what they were for. I mean I know they certainly can’t have any real impact on downward force on the rear end while sitting in 5mph bumper to bumper traffic.
I call BS. If this were real, she’d be staring at her screen.
Do they have one where she is wearing an orange jump suit?
And the noose is made out of a sheet…
HSF showing off his newest equipment acquisition.
Awww shit. You done it now…
It would be funny if true.
It may not be true but the world is convinced that we did. But then, we’ve been convinced that Michelle Obama is a girl.
Speak for yourself.
It’n you count Alice…
Don’t worry, I’m sure that Biden’s EEOC will investigate immediately. LOL
I think I found a pic of him.
I’m sure he’ll soon be in Biden’s cabinet..Everybody has a spark of divinity, you know. Maybe he can take Sam Brinton’s place.
Have you tried Etsy?
From Etsy.
My electrician’s name is Ronny Sparks.
There is an Earthman Funeral home in our area.
I had an orthodontist named Dr. Strait.
We actually have a Dr. Kneebone who does foot surgery.
Dirt nap?
deserved a kick while he was down
Oh, look! A Peckerdactyl!
Guy has penis envy.
Look Jane. See Dick fly.
They could take measurements for his wheelchair now.
and so starts his lifelong relationship with women
No, SADLY only in Texas.
Thank goodness, ANTIFA can easily restock on ammo guarding family time at FagDrag Story Hour in Texas locales such as Fort Worth. Oy Vey
Do you mean men who dress in women’s lingerie reading pornography to your children hour?
$0.25 a round for .22lr? inflation is way worse than i thought.
Those old gumball machines would give you several pieces.
Are you a handloader, perchance?
I’ve got a few thousand used .22lr casings I’d let go of for cheap.
Generally, those types of machines dispensed multiple “candies” per coin. Pretty sure you can set it internally.
Need to move the house back a few feet.
OSB-faced. Slivers and all.
Crotch Rocket!
Looks like Elon’s Mar mission just got sacked.
That’ll leave a dent.
Very strong coffee table.
Yoda: Strong in this one gravity is.