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16 Comments
JIMSKI
JIMSKI
December 12, 2022 3:28 pm

I wish someone would develop a comedy emulator that we could program with George Carlin and see what he would say about the chinaflue and the Government response.

Would be epic……… And then banned.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  JIMSKI
December 12, 2022 5:15 pm

Comedy has been banned. Everything remotely funny offends someone, and we can’t have anyone offended today.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 12, 2022 5:20 pm

Comedy has been banned.

Wait. I find that offensive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 12, 2022 6:04 pm

“Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.”
~ Mark Twain

We sure ain’t in heaven. Let’s laugh.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
December 12, 2022 7:46 pm

HAHAHAHAH!
Comedy hasn’t been banned.
It simply isn’t widely recognized.
When you live in ClownWorld, it’s a belly laugh every day!
Embrace the hilarity all around you. Start with the publicly
diaper shitting “president” and the rest of the clowns exiting
the tiny car in our ongoing circus. I LOL EVERY DAY watching it.
Then ammo up.
It’s going to get genuinely unfunny soon.

flash
flash
December 12, 2022 3:28 pm

No pussies here, bruh…Army Strong… protecting TCS’ butt sex freedom.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  flash
December 12, 2022 4:29 pm

Good Lord.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Iska Waran
December 12, 2022 7:53 pm

I bet it licks it’s own balls and scrapes it’s anus across the rug.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  flash
December 12, 2022 7:52 pm

View post on imgur.com

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  flash
December 12, 2022 7:56 pm

THIS is clownworld!
A U.S. army colonel!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH!!!!!!

ken31
ken31
  flash
December 12, 2022 10:30 pm

Seriously, what is the deal with all of the paraphilia? It just keeps getting weirder like it really is more ubiquitous than I could imagine. I saw creepy shit that wasn’t illegal, but almost certainly was not on the up and up even in my last small town.

Are people being conditioned for this in some way?

brian
brian
  ken31
December 13, 2022 11:08 am

Are people being conditioned for this in some way?

Short answer – yep

In the latter days good will be called evil and evil will be called good.

Read that somewhere in one of the translations.

CCRider
CCRider
December 12, 2022 4:04 pm

I have just one autographed picture of a celebrity—the Indispensable George Carlin.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 12, 2022 5:37 pm

And as Carlin would advise, don’t vote – stop being a pussy and a sucker, too:

The Great Delusion

.
It’s not that the votes aren’t counted; it’s that voting doesn’t count, anyway.

Sven
Sven
December 12, 2022 8:28 pm

For consideration:

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
December 13, 2022 12:22 am

One of the lines in Carlin’s routine is that folks getting the ‘final jab’ in prison must be swabbed with alcohol so they don’t get an infection.

Well … life sometimes does imitate art — and, in this most absurd of cases, the headline is that ‘In Germany, You Must Be Fully Vaxxed before Your Death by Assisted Suicide’

You couldn’t make up shit like this … I don’t care what kinds of drugs you took …

In Germany, You Must Be Fully Vaxxed before Your Death by Assisted Suicide