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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 2, 2023 9:17 am

Re: first (top) screenshot from Waffle House chimpout: Ban assault chairs.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Anonymous
January 2, 2023 9:46 am

Make life hard on criminals instead of them making life hard on us.

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  rhs jr
January 2, 2023 12:31 pm

Wouldn’t soft points be more effective?

fujigm
fujigm
  Gary Olson
January 2, 2023 2:29 pm

Hollow points, Gary.
Hollow points.
Or dum dums.

Idaho
Idaho
  Anonymous
January 2, 2023 11:48 pm

the niggeret isnt used to seeing a whitey flipping them off and kicking their ass.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 9:27 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 9:28 am

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anon a moos
anon a moos
  TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 9:40 am

A weak simp, a retard and a frog walk into a bar. What happens next

nothing, its a star-yuks and they serve all 184 genders, and retards, their shitty soy products every day.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 9:48 am

How about liberals create hard times.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  rhs jr
January 2, 2023 11:08 am

What’s a liberal? Liberal means free. Are nature conservancies conservative? What do words mean? Whatever we say they do? Can a man call himself a Lesbian? What Would George Orwell Say?

The True Right

No man deserves his freedom or his life
Who does not daily win them anew.
~ Goethe

Talk is cheap, bro . . .

We are our own worst enemy. No tiny minority is ruling us without our collaboration. Slogans are useless without action.

James 2:17

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 10:06 am
Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  Ben Lurken
January 2, 2023 10:11 am
Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  Ben Lurken
January 2, 2023 10:12 am
Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  Ben Lurken
January 2, 2023 10:23 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ben Lurken
January 2, 2023 11:12 am

It doesn’t matter where ideas come from. What matters is how they spread. They spread because people accept them and begin to live them. Stop being a sheep. We are sentient individuals, not groups.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Ben Lurken
January 2, 2023 12:04 pm

There’s a thin — but noticeable — line between ‘risk’ and suicide …

fujigm
fujigm
  Anthony Aaron
January 2, 2023 2:34 pm

And those of us that see how close we can get to that line without going over…

Ray Jason
Ray Jason
  Ben Lurken
January 2, 2023 11:12 am

That is SAVAGE, but totally on point. Bravo, Memologist!!!

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 9:34 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 11:16 am

Thank you. Abolish the state.

Fuck fashion.

Fashions, After All, Are Only Induced Epidemics

“Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one.”
― Charles MacKay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/1033191-extraordinary-popular-delusions-and-the-madness-of-crowds

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”
― J. Krishnamurti

Reject it all. Refuse. Resist. Be your own person. No one’s opinion matters -not even most of your won. They’re not yours anyway. You’ve never questioned even “your” thoughts. Fuck TV and every other injector of “truths”. Just sit in silence. How did the first teacher learn anything?

Smokin' Joe in Kokomo
Smokin' Joe in Kokomo
  Anonymous
January 3, 2023 8:53 am

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/24518/24518-h/24518-h.htm

The Project Gutenberg eBook of Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds, by Charles Mackay

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 9:36 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 9:46 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  TwatWaffle
January 2, 2023 11:20 am

Rittenhouse for homeland security youth outreach division secretary.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
January 2, 2023 9:48 am

Will wank for fish. Lmfao.

B_MC
B_MC
January 2, 2023 10:28 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 2, 2023 1:02 pm

OMG they’re all white

Americans think country is 40% black, 30% gay, 22% trans. They watch too much TV.

The Numbers, Please

B_MC
B_MC
January 2, 2023 10:28 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 2, 2023 11:21 am

pHARMageddon

B_MC
B_MC
January 2, 2023 10:31 am

The Pritzker family….

Genealogy

Nicholas Pritzker (1871–1957), Jewish immigrant from Kyiv, founder of Pritzker & Pritzker law firm in Chicago and a cousin of the existentialist philosopher Lev Shestov (Schwartzman),[9] married Annie P. Cohn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pritzker_family

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 2, 2023 11:22 am

Reduce the demand side

Don’t buy what they sell

Society’s destruction is codependent suicide

Withdraw secede refuse resist leave say no build anew be fair and honest trade talk be polite stay sovereign recognize others’ sovereignty

Never want or seek or anoint leaders

B_MC
B_MC
January 2, 2023 10:31 am
B_MC
B_MC
January 2, 2023 10:33 am

Tesla autopilot leads police chase after driver falls asleep

Police in Germany say they had quite the time attempting to pull over a Tesla driver who had fallen asleep behind the wheel.

Bamberg traffic officers tailed the electric vehicle for about 15 minutes on Wednesday while on the country’s Autobahn 70 (A70) after signaling for a traffic stop with repeated horns and sirens, according to a release from Polizei Bayern (Bavarian Police).

https://komonews.com/amp/news/nation-world/tesla-autopilot-leads-police-chase-after-driver-falls-asleep-bamberg-germany-steering-wheel-weight-autobahn

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 2, 2023 12:48 pm

Hmm. I’m not sure how I feel about that. Could be yet another problem with Tesla, Musk, EVs, self-driving a.i.; or I could view it as the first positive thing to come from these things.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 2, 2023 10:37 am

That thing reminds me of a democrat in so many ways. Keep your kids away from it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 2, 2023 11:18 am

And RINOs

And everyone who still believes in “two” parties, or .gov at all.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 2, 2023 10:50 am

Coming soon to the US (from Katie Hopkins)

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Iska Waran
January 2, 2023 11:23 am

Sounds oddly like 50 – 70’s communist russia.

Papers please. Your papers are not in order, turn around or be arrested.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon a moos
January 2, 2023 12:53 pm

Already exists for tolls on highways here in good ol Murika, nobody bats an eye.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Iska Waran
January 2, 2023 12:13 pm

It’s like ‘Groundhog Day’ but living ‘1984’ over and over and over and over and over …

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 2, 2023 11:21 am

Disturbed to the nth degree: men now inserting frozen tomato paste cubes for a mock ‘fem cycle’
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/12/disturbed_to_the_nth_degree_men_now_inserting_frozen_tomato_paste_cubes_for_a_mock_fem_cycle.html

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
January 2, 2023 12:08 pm

Once again … ‘Better Mental Health Week’ was a massive failure …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
January 2, 2023 1:43 pm

Pilled Back Better

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 2, 2023 12:59 pm

Can anyone concisely and unambiguously explain meme #4 (down from the top), about the coronahoax tribunals and a one-track mind? Total blank, after hours of consideration . . .

Mushroom Cloud
Mushroom Cloud
  Anonymous
January 2, 2023 2:43 pm

Lay off the soy and you’ll get it…😏

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 2, 2023 2:43 pm

It is all we think about… More that babes, beer and hotrods, we just want to string them up.

~Smudge Fan
~Smudge Fan
January 2, 2023 1:41 pm

Anybody else notice Ms. Ashcammm, with her personal post, @beinglibertarian,
before it was made into a meme about Covid tribunals?

“Guys only want one thing, and it’s fucking disgusting.”

Observe, and Let’s draw some conclusions here, shall we?

1. We assume she’s talking about most guys, but she’s broad brushing all men. Foolish.

2. The most general interpretation from her vague use of words, is that she’s insinuating all guys want to get laid, but who knows?
Maybe she’s had a few too many guys try to hit her up for some fellatio.

3. Yeah, so why is that disgusting to her? Is she a lezzy?
Or, if a hetero, what is her history with men, getting laid or giving head?
Were they all losers that stunk?

4. But, notice, too, that her profile picture has her lying back, with a low cut top, exposing a significant portion of her bumpers with some serious cleavage.
Begs the question…if you’re flaunting it, you’re sending signals to viewers that you
wish to present an attractive, moderately sexy photograph.
Was she dismayed, that guys responded, and tried to pitch her for a roll in the hay?
Hypocrite.

Mixed signals from bitchy women are a big reason why MGTOW is a thing.
Men going their own way might include any number of alternatives to finding
pleasure from the companionship and mutual sex satisfaction of eligible ladies.

Interested? To do a deep dive into her post thread, to know the real story, but so too,
she might be worth the hassle & bitchiness to do a deep dive somewhere else. Ahem.
Probably what she needs, but she’s probably not worth the risk though.

Her statement reads like something from an overweight, woke dyke, with piercings, tats, short blue hair, purple lipstick, and horn rimmed eyeglasses.
Or, a fugly female politician.
So, her photo does not compute with the statement.

50 shades of gray? Hardly.
More like 50 different emotions of a psycho.
Pass.
Move along, Ashleigh.
And yet, misery loves company, particularly on the internet.

Where TF is Smudge when you need him?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ~Smudge Fan
January 2, 2023 1:46 pm

So, what’s coronahoax tribunals to do with the only want one thing bit? Still a total mystery.

Smokin' Joe in Kokomo
Smokin' Joe in Kokomo
  ~Smudge Fan
January 3, 2023 8:57 am

there is a smudge meme about what men want

B_MC
B_MC
January 2, 2023 1:50 pm

MSNBC Host Shocked And Appalled Because Her Own Kids Refuse COVID Boosters

MSNBC, as always, is at the forefront of promoting COVID vaccines. Here we have one of the hosts mention that her own children refused COVID boosters. The host scheduled her kids’ booster appointments, but the children, astonishingly, refused to go.

https://igorchudov.substack.com/p/msnbc-host-shocked-and-appalled-because

a9racer
a9racer
January 2, 2023 1:51 pm

See, this thing has a very high capacity for fantasy. It is so deluded by reality that it can “feel” it’s alternate, wishful world.
We used to put insane people away for their protection and ours until feelings got substituted for rational thinking.

F. Tail
F. Tail
  a9racer
January 3, 2023 9:50 am

” that it can “feel” it’s alternate, wishful world.”

Never heard of The Phantom Quim phenomenon?

Machinist
Machinist
January 2, 2023 7:35 pm

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

RW
RW
January 3, 2023 4:10 am

As per the Waffle House waitress involved in the fight with the denizens of the hood, she quit that job a few months later. Then, after deciding to go back to work for Waffle House at another location (because she felt unsafe at the previous one), she found out that Waffle House had blacklisted her. However, I seriously doubt that they blacklisted the hoods that started the fight!