FINLAND — Despite making history as the first trans figure skater, 57-year-old trans woman Minna-Maaria Antikainen clumsily fell and needed assistance rising from the ice amid swelling orchestral music and spotlights last week. Analysts say Antikainen’s strategy was “ill-advised” because it involved a biological male picking the one sport where biological women have a natural advantage.
“Aw man–classic rookie mistake!” said local gender surgeon Cletus McCrosby to reporters. “Everyone knows that if a biological man wants to dominate in a woman’s sport, the last sport you want to choose is one that requires natural feminine grace and beauty. I always recommend my clients start with the discus or the shot-put. Biological women are really bad at throwing stuff.”
At this point, it is unclear why Antikainen chose figure skating instead of a more sensible sport like weightlifting, MMA, or maybe that one game where people put flour on their faces and take turns slapping each other as hard as they can.
At publishing time, Antikainen was nominated for the newly-created “Nobel Prize In Falling With Style, Grace, and Symbolism Of Our Common Human Struggle To Rise Up Against Biological Oppression.”
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Fella should go back to farming.
He failed at that too, and thought he’d try something easy, like skating
Is this the same event from another angle?
Stunning and brave
Such an inspiration
Damnit…I was so close to saying (typing) that with a straight face
It’s a new Olympic event: mangled-figure skating.
It’s a joke. There are plenty of biological men who know how to skate without falling. Most of them are neither 57 years old or fat. This guy didn’t just pick a sport where women are naturally better than men, he picked a sport which he simply doesn’t know how to do. Anybody who had witnessed him rehearse would have seen it. They wanted to show someone who sucks at ANY sport of any kind and make the crowd cheer at such absurdity. It’s ritualistic humiliation of the crowd.
Have we reached peak absurd yet? I sure hope so.
I’ve given up on ever thinking we will reach the peak. Absurdity knows no bounds.
Nah – it’ll get WAY more absurd, just you wait.
I’m with you. The global Cabalist’s just love mocking the masses.
Bread and circus’.
“In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is to co-operate with evil, and in some small way to become evil oneself. One’s standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.”
Theodore Dalrymple
Mockery, sarcasm, psychosis or the real deal, Auntie cannot tell anymore. Bizarre.
Could it be North Korea’s Rocketman has lost even more weight and has taken up skating?
I love where this is headed. We could be one or two evolutions away from putting him in that rink with a hungry polar bear.
I would pay$$ to see that.
It was either skating or the fish slap dance:
Somewhere there’s an old, fat, hairy ogre in a tutu trying to dance on point.