SIGNS?

Here’s an oldie but goodie: The good news is Jesus is returning to earth. The bad news is he’s pissed.

Or maybe the controllers of Earth hit some weather-helper buttons and made the savage, primitive, superstitious, perennial cargo-cult human psyche look anywhere but behind the curtain where the wizard of HAARP/Tesla is hiding. There’s probably a cognitive bias term for that.

Maybe Project Blue Beam, or CGI, like the “jets” on 9/11 which “hit” TWO of the THREE buildings that fell, will show Jesus returning all over the planet. That Eastern Orthodox Brit priest who some posters have shown YouTubes of here, has discussed some Anti-Christ shenanigans that may be expected.

Hey, let’s throw a virgin into a volcano, just to be safe.

Yawn.

Tall structures on top of mountains getting hit by lightning happens during every thunderstorm. Sometimes several times in one storm.

Too bad the believers in ancient mythologies and a flat earth can’t comprehend that much. But it really isn’t their fault. Their training when they were young destroyed their brain cells, rendering them unable to cope with reality. So they must believe in ancient mythologies while condemning science as fraudulent because science is too complicated for their limited brain cells to understand.

Yes there are signs. They are from the holy spirit. They are part of the waking dream of life. This usually works as you asked your inner self or God a question about your life, and you are answered with a sign. I experienced it this way. I was at the dentist getting some work done. The Dentist had numbed me, and I was looking out the window and saw a Bald eagle circling off in the distance, it circled twice.. I’m thinking is that a buzzard circling for it’s prey, me. The inner voice said, no. The eagle flies on Friday. Then it came to me. We had our house for sale and it was going on the market today. It would sell, one circle. The 2nd circle, we would get more than the asking price. The dentist did fine. I got home, and my wife said. You’ll never guess what happened? I said. Yes i will. The house sold. She looked at me. You’ll never guess this next part. I said, we got more than expected. She as how did you know? I told her of the eagle circling twice. It’s a gift of the holy spirit. But you have to be aware of it.

Another part of the waking dream is the Golden tongue wisdom. Someone says something randomly, and you know it is meant for you. An example of this is when I first met my wife to be. People would say randomly. You two should get married. Not one person. Everyone we met. I was thinking enough already. I barely knew her and didn’t want her scared off. You see the second time I met her the inner voice said that’s your wife. But, that’s another story.