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18 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
June 17, 2023 6:44 am

It’s gonna take a few more coats to cover that shadow.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 17, 2023 7:05 am

At least there’s no moving sun casting shifting shadows. She’d lode her shit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 17, 2023 8:52 am

* lose.

Coffee is job one.

Totally staged for a laugh
Totally staged for a laugh
June 17, 2023 7:52 am

No drop cloth, no paint pan.

Please.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Totally staged for a laugh
June 17, 2023 8:54 am

Yes, Captain Obviass, but so what? Lighten up, Frankie.

It's like correspondence 'twixt 2 people...
It's like correspondence 'twixt 2 people...
  Anonymous
June 17, 2023 10:44 pm

…And those 2, and only those 2 know ‘what’ is being discussed.

It’s what is not contained therein that is the ‘tell’.

Based on…

Searing riposte on Your part. 😅

august
august

Searing ripostes are why I come here.

Very August of You, August...
Very August of You, August...
  august
June 18, 2023 7:13 am

…but i repeat myself.

“Searing ripostes are why I come here.”

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  Totally staged for a laugh
June 18, 2023 1:15 am

Well, in her defense, the wall is half painted and the roller sounds wet enough. On a side note, how can you not love’m, I’m 25 years in and still love mine and she makes me smile still.

WDS
WDS
June 17, 2023 8:01 am

Puts roller down, checks favorite Tik Tok influencer for possible guidance. Finds no answer, cries.

anonymous
anonymous
June 17, 2023 8:57 am

Sometimes, I LIKE to watch paint dry.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 17, 2023 11:40 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
June 17, 2023 1:19 pm

That’ bleach, not blond.

i forget
i forget
June 17, 2023 3:37 pm

blondes leading blinds is the joke. & its got nothing to do with hair color or visual acuity.

Booger
Booger
June 17, 2023 3:55 pm

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert. After walking along for a while they eventually found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was transported back home.

The brunette wished to be back at home with her family. Poof! She was magically transported back home.

The blonde then says “Aww, I wish my friends were here”

Bauls
Bauls
  Booger
June 18, 2023 3:33 pm

So she has a hot body and cant paint. I would take one that can do actual tasks over a dumb ass, think that would get old in a hurry

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
June 18, 2023 1:16 am

Dude, she is in the “nesting” stage, geez.