UNLEASH HELL

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32 Comments
YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 29, 2023 6:05 am

TWFYSU!

Aodh MacRaynall
Aodh MacRaynall
June 29, 2023 7:29 am

Murkans, when they hear bout a new respiratory disease.

zappalives
zappalives
June 29, 2023 7:37 am

Cats are evil and intend to rule humanity with an iron paw.

goat
goat
  zappalives
June 29, 2023 7:38 am

Probably, but at least it will be entertaining.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  zappalives
June 29, 2023 11:53 am

Cats aren’t even remotely in the running for being evil … not while folks like Bill from the Gates of Hell and Klaus Schwab and Yuval Harari and thousands of others are walking the face of the Earth …

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 29, 2023 7:45 am

Women when they find out they really aren’t rational.

GNL
GNL
  Anonymous
June 29, 2023 8:08 am

Women when you tell them to calm down.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  GNL
June 29, 2023 11:54 am

Yep … that ALWAYS leaves a mark …

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 29, 2023 7:47 am

Late 2019…
The Wuhan site had a cat, certainly. A labcoat left a toxic vial on a high shelf, out of harms way. Or so they thought.
Paw swipe.
Broken glass.
Cough, cough.
Chang can’t breathe!
Run!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
June 29, 2023 7:50 am

This could all have been avoided. You just need the right cat herder!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  The Central Scrutinizer
June 29, 2023 8:35 am

One of the greatest lines ever!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  TN Patriot
June 29, 2023 11:12 am

Struther Martin is my all time favorite 2nd banana! Severely under rated as an actor.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  The Central Scrutinizer
June 29, 2023 11:55 am

In the running with such other greats as Dub Taylor … 

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  The Central Scrutinizer
June 29, 2023 11:57 am

Cat herder? Slowly I turned … step by step …

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
June 29, 2023 8:34 am

I cannot imagine the smell in that house, much less the hair that must cover every square inch.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  TN Patriot
June 29, 2023 9:26 am

Ewe. Me either. We had 2 shop kitties a brother and sister. They are very spoiled shop kitties and have a wood stove in the winter. Down to 1 shop kitty now. Brother was hit by a car a few weeks ago. We were very fond of him. He was a great cat and what I call a hand whore. He would put his paw on you so you would pet him. And he was a great mouser.

I can’t have them in the house. I can’t stand the litter boxes or the hair.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 29, 2023 11:19 am

Just like cops when 15 of them surround a car with guns drawn.

One loud noise or nervous trigger pig and “unleash hell” happens.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
June 29, 2023 12:05 pm

Looks like the Black Friday at a Target in a poor neighborhood.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
June 29, 2023 12:17 pm

Buried my final cat after spending 100s of dollars I didn’t have on her, at the base of the mailbox.
That way she can get hit by another car in her afterlife.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
June 29, 2023 12:21 pm

This is what ‘unleash the Kraken’ looks like …

Captain L Ron
Captain L Ron
June 29, 2023 12:23 pm

I got it!

“What happens if you say there are only two genders at a tranny storybook hour for $600 Alex”

Walter
Walter
June 29, 2023 3:12 pm

Middle aged feminist’s living room?

Eud
Eud
June 29, 2023 3:45 pm

What happens when you shout: “Homosexuality is a sin” at any university campus?

Those queer cats go bonkos.