PORTSMOUTH, NH — Immediately after Argentinians did the unthinkable and elected an actual libertarian to an actual political office, a shipful of libertarian immigrants was seen departing a New Hampshire port Monday morning “in search of a better life in the New World of Argentina.”
The libertarian pilgrims say they hope to find the freedom and liberty America once offered in the strange new country. They boarded the U.S.S. Memeflower with all their goods and possessions — consisting mostly of video games and weed — this morning and set sail for their new life.
“We embark on this voyage in hopes of seeing our libertarian utopia finally implemented,” said the captain of the ship, Greg Reynolds. “For life! For liberty! And the gold standard!”
“Freedooooom!!!” he cried as the ship was christened by breaking a bottle of homebrewed IPA against the vessel’s hull.
The motivations of the pilgrims vary wildly, with some searching for religious freedom, others looking for better economic opportunities, and a significant percentage “just wanting to smoke some dank weed,” according to sources. “Some of us want to be able to practice our religious beliefs without interference, while others want to invest in crypto without government meddling. Others just really, really like guns.”
He gestured toward one passenger huddled up against some barrels. “That guy 3D-printed an M1 Abrams tank.”
At publishing time, an argument had broken out over whether their new society would use Dogecoin or precious metals as currency.
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I’m a devoted anti-statist, but this is fuggin’ hysterical. Big love to the Bee wiseguys.
Truth to tell, there’s no such thing as an elected libertarian. Liberty and the state are antithetical. I voted for the final time in my life in 1996 for Harry Browne for prez. I didn’t vote for him again in 2000, having completed my antistate education. Voting for even minarchy is analogous to excising all but a cubic millimeter of a cancerous tumor.
Still, I wish Argentina well. A great reduction in the intrusion of the state and a concomitant increase in the wealth the the citizens retain, may convince many to ignore gummint right out of existence.
the last sentence is why I upvoted.
A step in the right direction at least.
Leaps are not convincing.
My prediction, Milei will prove to be a Zionist owned globalist front man.
Why?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/fact-check-is-javier-milei-jewish-beliefs-explored-as-argentina-elects-shock-therapy-libertarian-as-new-president/ar-AA1kdRtx
Every. Damn. Time.
That’s NOT what the nigger haters keep telling me. So…which is it?
What has he been doing for the last 25 years? Economist for HSBC, advisor to the B20/G20. Giving speeches to the WEF…..( have you cringed yet)? Can you say G L O B A L I S T ?
Also he is doing the radical Trump impersonation complete with studying to be a Zionist joo with his very own Rabbi Schlomo just like Donnie. Not exactly the Ron Paul type of libertarian.
He will most likely do the FED a solid and having dollars that could come back here, instead will be diverted down to Argentina. As dedollarization closes a door, Rothschilds open another Fed door with Milei in charge. Another Golden Golem for the money changers.
Because it is the odds on safe bet. The payout ain’t great, but you get to walk away calling yourself a winner.
Actually we are the winners, holding down our inflation and the dollar won’t hurt in stabilizing Argentina. That does not mean Milei is any less a skunk.
Already there. Just took one hour for him to wave the flag of his master.
sad
Good f****** grief.