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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 9:34 am

Musk has the “fuck you” money to not launch anymore rockets for them and deny Starlink service due to technical diffuculties.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
December 20, 2023 12:49 pm

Aw, come on, duuude . . . he’s the people’s billionaire!.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  YourAverageJoe
December 20, 2023 4:33 pm

Same for Teslas and their chargers.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TwatWaffle
December 20, 2023 7:20 pm

Once you accept we live in Clown World, you can relax, laugh, and clean your guns…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 12:25 pm

Great ratings for fake conservative talk shows too.

GNL The Real GNL
GNL The Real GNL
December 20, 2023 8:31 am

I don’t understand and haven’t heard about this swearing in ceremony on child porn in Virginia. What’s that about?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  thelastof5000
December 20, 2023 11:04 am

Fairfax County…Sodom on the Potomac.

Machinist
Machinist
  The Central Scrutinizer
December 20, 2023 2:16 pm

If you visit DC, don’t let you wife turn around.

beau
beau
  GNL The Real GNL
December 20, 2023 12:22 pm

it’s about a couple fags, one of whom will teach children ______ (fill in the blank).

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
December 20, 2023 8:49 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 9:07 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 9:12 am

Make America Greater Israel (MAGI)
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Israeli Sniper Kills Christian Mother and Daughter

IDF shooting squad terrorizes Christian community in Gaza

Zionism: The Secret Evidence Israel Tried to Bury

Jewish religious leader reveals how he feels about Israeli aggression in Gaza.

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Israeli Jewish patriot and journalist: Peace in Gaza!
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https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=592529771&q=gideon+levy+israeli+government+brutal&tbm=vid&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj3k9iMmp6DAxUDfTABHegNCIMQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=1163&bih=501&dpr=1.65

Who Would Jesus Bomb?

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Warvangelicals, Dispensationalism, and Israel

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 11:06 am

IDF shooting squad terrorizes Christian community in Gaza

Come out from among them and be ye therefore SEPARATE.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 3:58 pm

Note to Hamas – don’t start nothing won’t be nothing…

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 9:08 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 9:22 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 11:07 am

No option for the camel fucking crowd this election?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
December 20, 2023 12:51 pm

Langley, you’re transparent to Pareto’s awake 20%.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
December 20, 2023 1:55 pm

Piss off, glowbot.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 21, 2023 3:43 pm

I love pissing off you Jew hating fuckwits!

flash
flash
December 20, 2023 9:24 am

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flash
flash
December 20, 2023 9:29 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
December 20, 2023 12:39 pm

. . . and have an ersatz “penis” made out of my left arm . . .
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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 11:09 am

That’s a “no shitter” right there.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 12:54 pm

12 Places to Get Water in the City After SHTF

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 11:10 am

So there ARE NASCAR fags. I KNEW IT!!!

Machinist
Machinist
  The Central Scrutinizer
December 20, 2023 2:26 pm

Good times? Your “buds” and Bud Light. What could be better, huh?

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
  The Central Scrutinizer
December 20, 2023 2:47 pm

They all are

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Merry Christmas
December 21, 2023 3:44 pm

The thought had crossed my mind

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 12:28 pm

Spazcar died when they let Toyota in

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 12:53 pm

No.

It was always “Bread and Circuses.”

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 11:11 am

It’s sad that more people aren’t able or brave enough to think like this.

flash
flash
December 20, 2023 9:31 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 10:05 am

Corporate welfare clown.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 12:56 pm

NOOOO!!!!

He’s the people’s billionaire!!!!

/s

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 3:24 pm

So is believing that this spazzy actor is building anything bigger than a sandwich.

BL
BL
  hardscrabble farmer
December 20, 2023 3:43 pm

My worst “cringe” moments here are when TBP commenters say he is a genius or he built this or that. Obviously he is a convincing actor. You can throw Zuckerjoo and Gates in with him….. they all need help tying their shoes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BL
December 20, 2023 5:37 pm

Right? He’s “earned” nothing: it’s all been .gov grift (like Ross Perot’s fortune).

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  hardscrabble farmer
December 20, 2023 3:45 pm

Oh come on, its a chinese laden toxic pig fed plastics and dog parts, topped with wood chip mozzarella. No tomato or onion for you. Enjoy it and be happy. Goyim.
Me: fight back with bacon and insect free lobster.

anon
anon
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 10:19 pm

Lex Luther in a Superman suit.

flash
flash
December 20, 2023 9:32 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
December 20, 2023 12:57 pm

With less of LBJ’s “Great Society” there’d be less of that . . .

Machinist
Machinist
  flash
December 20, 2023 2:31 pm

This is why we can’t have nice things anymore.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 9:48 am

And now in Colorado they are even outlawing that.

flash
flash
December 20, 2023 9:34 am

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B_MC
B_MC
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 10:50 am

The U.S. Navy is Unprepared for a Prolonged war With Yemen

Today we have a forward-based navy, not an expeditionary navy. This distinction is important for remaining competitive against modern threats and guiding force design…

However, late in the Cold War, the U.S. Navy started to diminish its expeditionary capability, and became more reliant on allied and friendly bases. A key development was subtle but consequential – the vertical launch system (VLS) for the surface fleet’s primary anti-air, anti-submarine, and land-attack weapons. While a very capable system, reloading VLS at sea was problematic and soon abandoned. While an aircraft carrier can be rearmed at sea, surface warships cannot, which constrains the ability of carrier strike groups to sustain forward operations without taking frequent trips back to fixed infrastructure. The Navy is revisiting the issue of reloading VLS at sea, and those efforts should be reinforced.

The next step the Navy took away from an expeditionary capability was in the 1990s, when it decommissioned most of the submarine tenders (AS), all of the repair ships (AR), and destroyer tenders (AD), and moved away from Sailor-manned Shore Intermediate Maintenance Centers (SIMA). Not only did this eliminate the ability to conduct intermediate maintenance “over there,” but it destroyed the progression of apprentice-to-journeyman-to-master technician that made the U.S. Navy Sailor one of the premier maintenance resources in the military world. Combat search and rescue, salvage, and battle damage repair are other areas in which the U.S. Navy no longer has sufficient capability for sustaining expeditionary operations.

So what? Each U.S. destroyer carries an estimated 90 missiles (perhaps a few more). Their primary mission is to protect the U.S. aircraft carrier they are shielding. What happens when Yemen fires 100 drones/rockets/missiles at a U.S. carrier? The U.S. destroyer, or multiple destroyers will fire their missiles to defeat the threat. Great. Mission accomplished! Only one little problem, as described in the preceding quote — the U.S. Navy got rid of the ship tenders, i.e. those vessels capable of resupplying destroyers with new missiles to replace the expended rounds. In order to reload, that destroyer must sail to the nearest friendly port where the U.S. has stockpiled missiles for resupply.

Got the picture? If the destroyer must sail away then the U.S. carrier must follow. It cannot just sit out in the ocean without its defensive screen of ships. The staying power of a U.S. fleet in a combat zone, like Yemen, is a function of how many missiles the Yemenis fire at the U.S. ships.

The U.S. Navy is Unprepared for a Prolonged war With Yemen

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  B_MC
December 20, 2023 11:44 am

Yeah, but the below deck Tea dances are held in conjunction with Drag Qween happy hour so that’s a strategic advantage.

Need moar sailors? Think rum, sodomy and the lash; that’ll get those recruiting number up.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Aunt Acid
December 20, 2023 12:21 pm

“rum, sodomy and the lash”

LOL That’s some funny shit right there!

overthecliff
overthecliff
  The Central Scrutinizer
December 20, 2023 12:36 pm

Don’t think they will not resort to r s and l . Should they decide they need sailors that much they will. There is nothing “they” won’t do to achieve their goals.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  overthecliff
December 21, 2023 3:48 pm

When my carrier group was relieved after 6 months floating around the gulf of Iran, the Navy decided to go the British “2 beers a day” route. The Navy owes me 365 beers!

Talk about pissed off.

“Why is the rum always gone?! …oh.” – Capt. Jack Sparrow

Ed
Ed
  Aunt Acid
December 20, 2023 3:30 pm

Rum, sodomy and the lash: the SOP of the British Royal Navy for 300 years.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
December 20, 2023 12:59 pm

Falsely-framed argument for the MIC.

The US Navy should never be engaged in a war with Yemen.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 21, 2023 3:53 pm

Policing international maritime commerce is half their mandate! It just became “OUR BUSINESS”…like it or not.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 1:01 pm

This unfortunate young lady would not even exist, if not for:

“The black family survived centuries of slavery and generations of Jim Crow, but it has disintegrated in the wake of the liberals’ expansion of the welfare state.” ~ Thomas Sowell

Abolish the MIC. Abolish the state.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 3:25 pm

She right, is no go last long.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 3:48 pm

She’s the US Navy’s version of the president of Harvard …

By the way … I just took that ASVAB online … easy-peasy … got 3 wrong out of 40 questions …

Sample Questions

flash
flash
December 20, 2023 9:36 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 12:22 pm

Ba’al, Moloch and Ishtar…left to right.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
December 20, 2023 9:59 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mary Christine
December 20, 2023 3:32 pm

Abolish the state!

B_MC
B_MC
December 20, 2023 10:49 am

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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  B_MC
December 20, 2023 11:45 am

What Alex says.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
December 20, 2023 12:35 pm

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREECH

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour’d rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;

Henry V

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
December 20, 2023 1:04 pm

In the beginning, the West was Christianity. It was not dominion by men over other men. It was religious objection to any king but a divine one.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Administrator
December 20, 2023 4:48 pm

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T4C
T4C
December 20, 2023 1:16 pm

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ArKayne
ArKayne
December 20, 2023 1:29 pm

Disagree with the first one. It’s like a father giving $$$ to his hooker side piece while his children starve.

T4C
T4C
December 20, 2023 1:30 pm

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T4C
T4C
December 20, 2023 1:34 pm
Ed
Ed
  T4C
December 20, 2023 3:35 pm

I don’t think that Snoop Dogg’s “Gin and Juice” comes anywhere close to that.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  T4C
December 20, 2023 3:58 pm

… or this … with over 240 million views …

T4C
T4C
December 20, 2023 1:37 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 1:50 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 1:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 1:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 1:59 pm

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Shove your self-checkout too

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 3:31 pm

Every automation replacement of humanity is the same; not only the self-checkout. How many decades have you pumped your own gas? Paid bills online, instead of to tellers? Bought products made by machines? Bought sodas from machines, not from cashier/clerks?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 2:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 2:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 2:09 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
December 20, 2023 2:13 pm

Re: “Bill Gates can’t do that”.
Bill would taste like shit anyways.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 2:22 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 4:04 pm

And, yet, there’s a quotation I recall hearing as a child: “Vengeance is Mine, sayeth the Lord.”

Ed
Ed
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 7:09 pm

Yes, but killing someone who wants to kill your children isn’t vengeance, it’s simply defense of family.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 2:29 pm

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The same day this happens Colorado votes to keep President Trump off the ballot ….there are no coincidences !

David
David
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 2:56 pm

I’ll miss her.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  David
December 20, 2023 3:41 pm

She’s fit, but in her 70’s. It’ll be easy for the scum to spin her passing.

Will
Will
  David
December 21, 2023 2:19 am

Think she’ll make it to Christmas?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 4:11 pm

And, yet, I recall an article yesterday stating just what an empty statement that is … that it’s just a big nothing burger …

https://technofog.substack.com/p/the-truth-about-the-jeffrey-epstein

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 7:18 pm

suicide on deck

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 21, 2023 2:29 am

If she were a straight shooter she’d have released the list with no pre-announcement.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 2:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 3:31 pm

Kuntzman.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 3:36 pm

Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership (JPFO) is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization dedicated to the preservation of gun rights in the United States and to encourage Americans to understand, uphold, and defend “all of the Bill of Rights for all Citizens.”[2] The group was founded by U.S. Navy veteran, former FFL dealer, and author Aaron S. Zelman in 1989. Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership recognizes the Second Amendment as protecting a pre-existing natural law right of individuals to keep and bear arms. It is based in Bellevue, Washington.[3]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_for_the_Preservation_of_Firearms_Ownership

SAF ANNOUNCES MERGER OF JEWS FOR THE PRESERVATION OF FIREARMS OWNERSHIP

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https://www.google.com/search?q=Jews+for+the+Preservation+of+Firearms+Ownership&sca_esv=592607226&source=hp&ei=FFCDZfTYJpPaptQP_-y_gAc&iflsig=AO6bgOgAAAAAZYNeJC_zGZ8tn8YN4v8t-94_ISz41cIC&ved=0ahUKEwj0srvl7p6DAxUTrYkEHX_2D3AQ4dUDCBE&oq=Jews+for+the+Preservation+of+Firearms+Ownership&gs_lp=Egdnd3Mtd2l6Ii9KZXdzIGZvciB0aGUgUHJlc2VydmF0aW9uIG9mIEZpcmVhcm1zIE93bmVyc2hpcEgAUABYAHAAeACQAQCYAQCgAQCqAQC4AQzIAQA&sclient=gws-wiz

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 3:42 pm

OMG!!! It’s LOOOUUUD!!!! What an indoctrinated fucking soyfag.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 8:56 pm

He’d cry if she bitchslapped him.

anon
anon
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 10:36 pm

Kuntzman…name sums it up..

Ed
Ed
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 3:39 pm

That name, Gersh Kuntsman… sometimes life just gives you a moment. ahaha

BL
BL
  Ed
December 20, 2023 3:52 pm

Could we get a Haaruumph for Gersh?

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  BL
December 20, 2023 4:55 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 3:51 pm

Kuntzman, couldn’t see that coming.

Ed
Ed
  ILuvCO2
December 20, 2023 7:13 pm

That name is almost as good as Robbie Mook. I mean, the mook is actually named Robbie Mook. ahaha. That just cracked me up back during the selection of 2016.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Ed
December 21, 2023 4:00 pm

…Which is almost as good as Bob Lowe, or Ben Dover.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 20, 2023 3:51 pm

We will tell you who you will vote for from now on. It’s not even about Trump at this point.

Following Colorado decision both California and Michigan seek to cut Trump from ballot.
Town Hall com

https://www.wkar.org/2023-12-19/michigan-supreme-court-filing-seeks-to-block-trump-from-state-primary-ballot

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 3:53 pm

They told us in 2020.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 20, 2023 5:58 pm

He’s a fucking actor, a puppet.