HOW TO START A CAT

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34 Comments
James
James
February 28, 2024 4:35 pm

Hmmmmmm……….

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Paybacks a bitch!

James
James
  James
February 28, 2024 4:35 pm

Sigh……

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James
James
  James
February 28, 2024 4:37 pm

Hmmmm,net won’t let me @ moment put up gif.

Ed
Ed
  James
February 28, 2024 4:43 pm

It’s working for me, James.

James
James
  Ed
February 28, 2024 4:57 pm

Ed,my net has been spotty for a week,same in neighborhood with different isp providers/me meme’s are definitely not loading from a separate site,been a issue here/e-mails/pics I wanted to send in regards to a job bid ect.,not sure whats up,me laptop works fine at friends home 20 miles away(did as a test),hmmmm…..

Ed
Ed
  James
February 29, 2024 2:28 pm

If you’re not seeing the gif you posted, but I see it, maybe it’s your Windoze version of your browser. I’m using the latest iteration of a FF esr for Win7, which is the last partially stable Windoze version that I know of. I also use a Slackware derivative distro as my Linux O/S when my FF esr linux version is good for the site I’m visiting.

I’m still too techtarded to handle much swapping around. Hope you get it hacked to suit your purposes.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  James
February 29, 2024 11:38 am

The freaky party one has broader appeal.

kfg
kfg
February 28, 2024 5:10 pm

Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but I prefer to kick start my cats.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  kfg
February 28, 2024 8:33 pm

Sometimes necessary to get the flying lessons started.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  YourAverageJoe
February 28, 2024 8:58 pm

I knew I’d find you here. Lolololol!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
February 28, 2024 5:17 pm

Cats or dogs should not be on counter tops or dining tables after walking through their litter box.

Cats should never be allowed in a house.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  TN Patriot
February 28, 2024 5:44 pm

Haha. You are talking like my husband.

Our cats are not allowed on tables, countertops or in the bedrooms.

Somehow, I always find them at 4am in my daughter’s bed. They know who loves them the most.

James
James
  TN Patriot
February 28, 2024 6:39 pm

Me pets have free range of home,found years ago a losing battle,what should not be allowed in homes is a certain building material!

I see now me John Wick cats have come up,my service is really weird this week.

Chet
Chet
  James
February 29, 2024 2:05 pm

Best pre-wash for dishes is to leave the dishwasher door down and let the dog lick away-it only takes a couple of minutes. Ever wonder why a dog’s wound usually heals 3 times faster that a human’s? The dog licks his wound and some kind of canine antiseptic in the slobber allows for faster healing. Never worried about him licking the dishes before the wash cycle starts.

fujigm
fujigm
  TN Patriot
February 28, 2024 10:23 pm

Cats should never be allowed in a house.

Actually, if it gets below 20F, I let them into the basement to sleep.
It’s unfinished without access to the house, and half is crawlspace, but it stays around 50F year round.
But the senior cat (still a major rodent kill machine despite losing his fangs) still prefers his little heated bed in the shop, even when it’s below freezing.
The dogs get heated beds in the outbuilding.
They are all very well behaved working animals.
People that have animals living in their home basically live in a kennel.

Chet
Chet
  fujigm
February 29, 2024 2:08 pm

Our Goldens never got on the furniture, let alone on the beds. The only downside was the fur, especially if we were too busy to give them a good grooming at least weekly-they are fur machines, but that comes with the territory of being in the water dog class (water dogs have 2 coats).

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
February 28, 2024 5:57 pm

🤣🤣🤣 They always land on their feet, though.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
February 28, 2024 6:23 pm

Paging Average Joe. Paging Average Joe.

This one’s for you and FJB.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Aunt Acid
February 28, 2024 8:36 pm

I feel fairly confident that a cat did not kill Epstein, which is me being nice.

fuck-my-name
fuck-my-name
February 28, 2024 6:38 pm

Cats are pure reflexes

Anon
Anon
February 28, 2024 7:35 pm

Science girl ain’t too good at English (startled).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anon
February 29, 2024 7:22 am

Well, somebody ain’t.

merriam-webster.com
thefreedictionary.com
dictionary.cambridge.org
britannica.com

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 28, 2024 7:37 pm

Is Science Girl unfamiliar with the term “startled?”

Ed
Ed
  MrLiberty
February 29, 2024 2:32 pm

I assumed that she was having a light-finger day or her keyboard had a lot of poppy seed detritus in it from a habit of eating at the keyboard in the morning. I get missing letters like that all the time.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
February 28, 2024 7:57 pm

Absolutely hysterical … having had 4 cats at once, I know this phenomenon well …

Doug
Doug
February 28, 2024 8:10 pm

Cats are NASTY. NOT for kitchen counters!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Doug
February 28, 2024 8:25 pm

I am deathly allergic, so it has never been an issue, but my wife’s biggest complaint is that they will climb on the counters where you have food after walking in their own urine/feces…and they crap/pee in the house. Dogs 100% every time.

Chet
Chet
  MrLiberty
February 29, 2024 2:14 pm

I never realized it until much later, but my best friend in elementary school lived in a horrible smelling house. His mother had 2 inside cats (both parents worked, so no one was home during the day to let them outside). Guessing there was a litter box I never saw, but sure as hell smelled. Gross, gross, and more gross.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Doug
February 29, 2024 11:40 am

Let them live outside the first ten years. When they do finally come in they show some proper respect…and you’ve got a good cat for about ten years if you’re lucky.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 28, 2024 8:31 pm
John Holmes
John Holmes
February 28, 2024 8:58 pm

Startle. Not “start”. We don’t speak ebonics here.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  John Holmes
February 29, 2024 7:24 am

Standard English that has held that meaning since before you were born.
English — git yu sum.

gman
gman
February 28, 2024 9:02 pm

(laughing) thanks.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
February 29, 2024 11:37 am

I was expecting jumper cables on nipples. Color me disappointed!