REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — President Biden reportedly lashed out in anger at aides after they interrupted his beach vacation for the potential start of World War 3.
“You interrupted my beach nap…for this?” screamed Biden as he looked at images of Iranian military strikes. “Ugh, what do my generals even do? This is ridiculous.”
According to Pentagon sources, with American jets on ready near Israel and ships prepared to help shoot down Iranian missiles, they unfortunately had no choice but to bother President Biden. “We know he really hates when we call him during his beach trips, but sadly a massive war may be starting and he’s technically supposed to be here,” explained Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. “Obviously, we would all prefer to let him enjoy his vacation, but unfortunately World Wars do require the President to sign a few things.”
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You would think after all the money Joe gave Iran they would have at least had the consideration to wait until Monday to bomb Israel and not ruin Joe’s weekend beach vacation.
Well, at least Joe let someone know where he was. Lloyd Austin, 4th in line for the presidency, however, has no qualms about dropping out of sight with nary a soul knowing his whereabouts.
With his military record that was probably a good thing.
World Wars do require the President to sign a few things.
If a dementia patient has access to nuclear weapons codes, who do I report to about the new red flag laws?
It may be a Babylon Bee parody article, but that is EXACTLY what transpired.
GAY-RON-TEED.
Being parody allows you to say things that are true without getting sued or put in prison.