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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 17, 2024 6:59 am

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Babble On
Babble On
April 17, 2024 7:14 am

Roses are Red.
Taxes are due.
I’ll never see as much money.
As I have paid you.

How well does my job at the IRS pay?

Instantly
Rich
Suckers!

Suds
Suds
April 17, 2024 7:47 am

In Living Color meme for the win.
Nobody was immune to the Wayans stabs at humor.
They went places that other comedians wouldn’t dare to go, at the time.
The perfect antidote to political correctness.

fujigm
fujigm
  Suds
April 17, 2024 2:31 pm

Remember “Men on Film”?
The 2 gay film reviewers?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
April 17, 2024 2:33 pm

Blaine, you mad? Don’t be mad. Two snaps up!

Leah
Leah
  Suds
April 17, 2024 9:38 pm

So funny, Suds. As Archie and Edith sing, “Those were the days.”

Found the edit because I’m slow like that.

Suds
Suds
April 17, 2024 7:49 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 17, 2024 9:23 am

And will do jack squat about it.

Yahsure
Yahsure
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 11:45 am

Tell us all, what is the correct response? what will you do?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Yahsure
April 17, 2024 1:09 pm

Start with educating yourselves with topics such as “Federal Reserve Act and The National Emergency Banking Act of March 9, 1933 also Joint Resolution of June 5, 1933. These 3 ACTS declared by congress DECLARES EVERYONE who operates in commerce as a BANK!!! You, me, us, WE ALL are bankers and can issue notes to discharge obligations. If the majority of readers just here understood this, the monetary game would change over night, but it’s far too easier listening to pedophiles say you can’t…

Cpt_Obviuos
Cpt_Obviuos
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 10:17 pm

That did not answer Yahsure’s question.

He did not ask what others needed to do; he asked what you are going to do.

VOWG
VOWG
  Yahsure
April 18, 2024 8:38 am

Time to understand just what the second amendment is for and use it.

Gibblets Goober
Gibblets Goober
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 1:14 pm

“My name’s Anonymous and I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubble gum.” Not.

Suds
Suds
April 17, 2024 7:50 am

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Suds
Suds
April 17, 2024 7:51 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 17, 2024 9:26 am

Vote harder!
Vote more!
Vote!
Vote!
Vote!

That’ll fix things.

Mr. Hyde
Mr. Hyde
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 10:06 am

Maybe not, but it could, without anyone getting killed. A civil war may or may not fix things either, but will definitely kill a lot of people. War may become necessary but only as a very last resort. Let’s give elections at least one more chance.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Mr. Hyde
April 17, 2024 11:12 am

Yes, one more chance because the last 50 chances didn’t count. This time is different, right!?!?

The definition of insanity – doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. When will you dumb shits realize you cannot vote your way out of tyranny and communism??

Vote moar harderer, it’ll work this time. one moar time, well maybe one more time after this next one fails but that’ll be the last time… amirite or amirite!?!?

Lollol
Lollol
  anon a moos
April 17, 2024 12:34 pm

You do realize that is not the definition of insanity. It is a(most likely) misattibuted quote(Einstein).
People who whine are usually pussy ass spook bots or pussy ass pussies on the internet. Choose which one ye shall be today mate

VOWG
VOWG
  Lollol
April 18, 2024 8:40 am

Don’t care but it is insane.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 8:23 am

Ohio State University Study Shows Black Kids Feel Unsafe Visiting the White Part of Town; But How Do White Kids Feel Visiting Black Parts of Town?
https://www.unz.com/sbpdl/ohio-state-university-study-shows-black-kids-feel-unsafe-visiting-the-white-part-of-town-but-how-do-white-kids-feel-visiting-black-parts-of-town/

What a load of crap.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 2:42 pm

Smart white kids don’t visit niggerville.
It’s why all the “No Go” zones in America and Europe have no whites.

Walter
Walter
  bidenTouchesKids
April 17, 2024 9:33 am

Are you not culturally enriched?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Walter
April 17, 2024 9:48 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 11:13 am

Wakanda is just around the corner.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 11:23 am

Poland is fighting back:

Deportation, not relocation!” Poland votes on illegal migration

T4C
T4C
  bidenTouchesKids
April 17, 2024 1:23 pm
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  T4C
April 17, 2024 3:03 pm

IF he should be expelled? He should be in prison for a very long time.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  T4C
April 17, 2024 6:23 pm

That’s a him, not a her.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  bidenTouchesKids
April 17, 2024 3:01 pm

Tennessee is on the verge of approving teachers to conceal carry at school. Even the wokesters could be protected since the nignogs will not know who might be carrying.

anonymous
anonymous
  bidenTouchesKids
April 17, 2024 4:41 pm

And people used to get SHOCKED by “extra-judicial” killings in Brasil.

Everything always returns to the mean.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 9:20 am

N.ational P.ropaganda R.adio:

NPR CEO Titania Maher
https://www.unz.com/isteve/npr-ceo-titania-maher/

People of the color of money.

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 9:37 am

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B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 9:38 am

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B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 9:38 am

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varnel
varnel
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 6:58 pm

Love the bike. No kill switches on those. No license required either.

Want to stop the system? Opt out of their control.

Leah
Leah
  B_MC
April 18, 2024 3:28 am

No train from the middle of nowhere…ah.

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 9:38 am

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 12:28 pm

That’s OK, you can always fly a desk.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jackie Puppet
April 17, 2024 2:08 pm

Like Admiral Levine.

Doofus2
Doofus2
  Jackie Puppet
April 17, 2024 2:47 pm

or a drone

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 9:38 am

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B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 9:42 am

Troubled USS Boxer Returns Home 10 Days into Deployment Due to Maintenance Issue

The maintenance-embattled USS Boxer is heading back to San Diego just 10 days after deploying due to an engineering issue, as first reported by USNI News .

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/04/12/troubled-uss-boxer-returns-home-10-days-deployment-due-maintenance-issue.html

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 11:15 am

Good. Fuck the MIC. Where was the damned boat going, anyway? To guard America, instead of making fresh enemies?

Suds
Suds
April 17, 2024 9:50 am

h/t: Irish

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Suds
Suds
  Suds
April 17, 2024 9:51 am

another 1 fr: TFI

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Suds
Suds
April 17, 2024 9:53 am

moar truth as posted by Irish recently

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Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 10:03 am

Rest In Peace, Western Rifle Shooters:

502 Bad Gateway
https://westernrifleshooters.us/
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Suds
Suds
April 17, 2024 10:08 am

OK, although many of these memes are spot on, they’re dark reality.

I have to change the mood, even if just a brief respite for humor’s sake.

I laughed out loud at this one. Hope you do, too.

Cheers.

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Suds
Suds
  Suds
April 17, 2024 10:19 am

And, there is a line in Desiderata that goes along the lines of:

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.”

e.g.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
April 17, 2024 10:59 am

Here’s the full text:

https://www.desiderata.com/desiderata.html

Of course, it’d also be nice if they’d packed their load a bit more thoughtfully, so as to not endanger others.

“Because the world is so full of death and horror, I try again and again to console my heart and pick the flowers that grow in the midst of hell.”
― Herman Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 11:28 am

True. Your expectation of others is unreasonable, though.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 6:21 pm

Love the Hesse quotes N&G was a very important work that has somehow been overlooked by time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
April 17, 2024 9:10 pm

Damn. New format won’t allow another Hesse quote. This has happened several times since the site changes. No rhyme or reason at all. I keep trying to edit it in, and no dice.

It’s the third one down, after the flowers in hell quote. It begins, “We fear death, we shudder at life’s instability . . .”:
https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/955995-narzi-und-goldmund

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Suds
April 17, 2024 3:07 pm

If he would back up 10 ft or so, they would not have to walk to refill the truck.

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:29 am

UK Plans Facial Recognition Expansion, Empowering Cops to Scan Faces in the Street
In the U.K., the government has presented its plans for a large-scale increase of the use of facial recognition technology which the police want to deploy in a number of ways and across a range of locations.

According to Big Brother Watch, taxpayers in that country will foot the bill amounting to a total of £230 million (some $288 million). In return for financing this expansion of what the rights group calls Orwellian tech, citizens will be subjected to even more intense mass surveillance.

UK Plans Facial Recognition Expansion, Empowering Cops to Scan Faces in the Street + More

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:34 am

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B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:34 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 11:02 am

Author, please?

B_MC
B_MC
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 11:09 am

Found on Western Rifle Shooters Assc, unattributed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 11:16 am

Thanks . . . and, again: WRSA RIP: https://westernrifleshooters.us/

Buffalo Gal
Buffalo Gal
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 12:47 pm

I use the Brave Browser & when I click on the link you provided it asked if I wanted to checked for a saved version. I clicked on the “saved version” box & it brought up the site dated through yesterday.

I am hoping this is a glitch like Admin had a few months back. TBP came back – let’s hope the same will be true for Western Rifle Shooters.

Saywwhat
Saywwhat
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 3:39 pm

Zappa said something similar.

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:35 am

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B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:35 am

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B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:36 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 11:04 am

Whatever it takes for warring factions of Christians to unite in peace and justice, is a good thing.

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:38 am

Germans can now change gender every year

A bill adopted by the Bundestag allows parents to register children as young as five as a different sex

German citizens will be able to change their sex on legal documents without undergoing surgery or hormone therapy, under a new bill passed by the Bundestag last Friday. It stipulates that an oral request is sufficient, eliminating the need for expert assessment, which was previously mandatory. The law comes into effect in November.

https://swentr.site/news/595997-german-parliament-sex-change-once-year-law/

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 11:39 am

clap on….clap off

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 11:52 am

Another giant leap for mankind … 

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
April 17, 2024 12:18 pm

“Free at last, free at last, thank Gawd Awmighty, free at last!”

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:39 am

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 11:05 am

Transport Minister threatens Germans with an “indefinite weekend driving ban” to meet mandated emissions targets
https://www.eugyppius.com/p/transport-minister-threatens-germans

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:41 am

US Supreme Court Rules Idaho Can Enforce Ban on Sex Changes for Children – Healthcare Professionals Can Face Up to 10 Years in Prison For Mutilating Kids

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/04/us-supreme-court-rules-idaho-can-enforce-ban/

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:43 am

Damn the Drones, Full Speed… RETREAT!
The French navy has been defeated by the Yemenis in the Battle of the Red Sea:

France’s Aquitaine-class FREMM frigate Alsace has turned tail from the Red Sea after running out of missiles and munitions repelling attacks from the Yemeni armed forces, according to its commander, Jerome Henry.

“We didn’t necessarily expect this level of threat. There was an uninhibited violence that was quite surprising and very significant. [The Yemenis] do not hesitate to use drones that fly at water level, to explode them on commercial ships, and to fire ballistic missiles,” Henry told French news outlet Le Figaro in an exclusive interview published on 11 April.

“We had to carry out at least half a dozen assistances following [Yemeni] strikes,” he added.

The commander of the Alsace also revealed that, after a 71-day deployment, all combat equipment was depleted.

“From the Aster missile to the 7.62 machine gun of the helicopter, including the 12.7mm, 20mm, or 76mm cannon, we dealt with three ballistic missiles and half a dozen drones,” Henry adds.

According to the French commander, the Franco–Italian Aster missile – each carrying a price tag of up to $2 million – “was pushed to its limits” by the Yemeni armed forces, as the Alsace had to use it “on targets that we did not necessarily imagine at the start.”

They cheated, they surprised us by shooting at us! The surprise on the part of the former colonial powers is almost comical, considering the way in which things that were obvious to every armchair history buff doesn’t seem to have quite penetrated the skulls of the various admirals and defense ministers of Clown World.

Damn the Drones, Full Speed… RETREAT!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 12:50 pm

Le Frogs turning tail during a confrontation, and ill prepared to fight? Really?
Mmm-Hmm.
And Macron was considering sending some troops to support NATO in UKR.

Hell, they can’t even defend their native populace in Paris from the teaming hoards of RapUs and MurderUs Migrantis Africanus.

Ditto, for the U.K, Ireland, Scotland, Germany, Sweden, and more.

Orban’s Hungary and Putin’s Russia seem to be the only white nations with balls to say NO! anymore.

Canada? Gone.
The Divided States of the former America? Heading south fast.

Just one question…
Who issued the directive? The green light? The mandate?
…that all western nations of Euro white origin must open wide their borders,
to scum tribes that won’t assimilate, won’t work, pay taxes, and yet have
unrealistic expectations, while committing all types of crimes against the native citizens of the host countries?
WHO

Fuck these people, and fuck this shit. It’s time to start busting some heads.

VOWG
VOWG
  B_MC
April 18, 2024 8:50 am

Drop something real big on Yemen and it will stop.

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:45 am

Inflation now costing average US household an additional $1000 PER MONTH
The typical U.S. household needed to pay $227 more a month in March to purchase the same goods and services it did one year ago because of still-high inflation, according to calculations from Moody’s Analytics chief economist Mark Zandi shared with FOX Business.

Americans are paying on average $784 more each month compared with the same time two years ago and $1,069 more compared with three years ago, before the inflation crisis began.

Inflation now costing average US household an additional $1000 PER MONTH…

B_MC
B_MC
April 17, 2024 10:49 am

WEF Orders ICANN To Seize Website Domains That Publish ‘Non-Mainstream Content’
The World Economic Forum (WEF) has ordered the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) to wage “war on conspiracy theorists” by seizing domains of websites that publish “non-mainstream content” online.

The EU DisinfoLab, a WEF-funded nonprofit, says ICANN needs to expand its control over domain registration limitations to include so-called “disinformation” policing in addition to phishing and malware. This would mean that ICANN would be granted powers to police who is allowed to register websites based on their adherence to official narratives.

WEF Orders ICANN To Seize Website Domains That Publish ‘Non-Mainstream Content’

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
April 17, 2024 11:06 am

“Orders” . . .

Hey, Klaus, I order you to suck my cock.

VOWG
VOWG
  B_MC
April 18, 2024 8:51 am

Destroy the WEF and all associated with it.

T4C
T4C
April 17, 2024 11:02 am

I truly appreciate intelligent colored people. You go, Dad!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  T4C
April 17, 2024 11:08 am

Trump Met with Chants of “Four More Years” in Deep Blue NYC – WATCH

Michael Moore Gives Democrats a Reality Check: ‘Trump Is Going to Win’

Dems Panic as Trump Nearly Doubles Support among Black Voters since 2020

(From https://www.dailyfetched.com/)

Singer John Mellencamp Praises Joe Biden on Stage, Immediately Regrets It – WATCH

BlackRock CEO Larry Fink’s Meltdown Caught On Audio after Red States Cut Off Funds to His Woke Company

Alvin Bragg Demolished by Legal Expert: Hillary Clinton Did Exact Same ‘Crime’

Biden Admin Successfully Pressured Snopes to Change Fact Check on Gas Stove Ban

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 12:54 pm

Yeah, well screw Michael Moore, John Mellencamp, and Larry Fink.
Screw NYC, Kathy Hochul, the Dems, Alvin Bragg, and Biden too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 17, 2024 2:12 pm

And all RINOs.

Suds
Suds
April 17, 2024 12:09 pm

Competency gauge…

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T4C
T4C
April 17, 2024 12:39 pm
Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  T4C
April 17, 2024 4:02 pm

This was my first redpill. Around second or third grade my brother, sister, and me went to the eye doctor and, can you believe it, we all needed glasses. I didn’t wear them and a few weeks later got tested in school. I had 20-20 vision. That was probably 1963.
In the 80’s I went to the eye doctor and was prescribed reading glasses. The more I wore them the more I needed to wear them. I wore them while using a laptop for about 8 years up until I got a desktop about 6 years ago.
Orthodontists and needing braces was another one.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  T4C
April 18, 2024 10:35 am

Awesome! They were obviously fishing for a shoot out and some TV face time which didn’t pan out thanks to Dad!

Anonymous faggots ALWAYS turn tail and run when you discover who they are!

Always go straight to the root of the problem, folks.

T4C
T4C
April 17, 2024 1:20 pm
Suds
Suds
  T4C
April 17, 2024 2:43 pm

Whitney Webb is an amazing researcher who knows how to dig and find things that others would prefer remain hidden, which is a tell.
Courageous, with her revelations, too. Sure she has a target on her head, as she is comparable to Assange and to Snowden in some respects.
I pay attention when she puts up content. Catherine Austin Fitts, too.
You as well, m’lady.

T4C
T4C
  Suds
April 17, 2024 9:17 pm

You as well, m’lady.

😉

T4C
T4C
April 17, 2024 1:37 pm
Suds
Suds
  T4C
April 17, 2024 3:05 pm

NPR is garbage MSM. Their senior editor that just blew a whistle got reprimanded.
“If you see something, say something” is apparently yet another form of a double standard hypocrisy on the left.

T4C
T4C
April 17, 2024 1:48 pm
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  T4C
April 17, 2024 7:21 pm

I stopped eating @ Chik-Fil-A when I found out years ago that the head of their charitable division was a huge Obama supporter.

T4C
T4C
April 17, 2024 1:49 pm
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  T4C
April 17, 2024 7:22 pm

Happened at the State Dept, too, and most likely other Departments.

nkit
nkit
April 17, 2024 4:11 pm

Damn onions…

Cpt_Obviuos
Cpt_Obviuos
  nkit
April 17, 2024 10:29 pm

That is a most confusing header.

“Deaf girl hears her friend’s voice for the first time” does not compute.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cpt_Obviuos
April 17, 2024 11:03 pm

Isn’t it obvious, Cap’n?
Maybe the header should read:
“Formerly deaf girl hears her friend’s voice for the first time after receiving cochlear implant gift to restore audio capability.”

But, it just doesn’t have the same ring to it, eh? Tinnitus? Damn.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 4:29 pm

These crisis are planned and created.

” In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill. ”

THE FIRST GLOBAL REVOLUTION – Report To The Club Of Rome by Alexander King , Bertrand Schnider

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Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 4:30 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 4:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 4:46 pm

‘We formally reject WHO and any of these international organizations,’ Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said.

 Associated Press (AP) issued a “fact check” in February 2023, declaring that the idea that member nations would lose sovereignty was “false.”

 However, the language in the March 13 draft of the treaty appears to be compulsory, stating throughout the document that “the Parties commit to …” and “the Parties shall …” with the word “shall” used more than 160 times.

“They are trying to make out that this is some mild feel-good agreement that won’t really affect anyone and therefore doesn’t need to go to national legislatures,”

theepochtimes.com

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Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 5:13 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 5:25 pm

Senate gives border fucker a free pass , no impeachment

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2024 5:28 pm

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T4C
T4C
April 17, 2024 5:55 pm

I have no words.

T4C
T4C
April 17, 2024 5:58 pm
T4C
T4C
April 17, 2024 6:01 pm