?BREAKING: Chaz Tourism Video pic.twitter.com/P3b7Z0RFjc
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) June 17, 2020
Tag: CHAZ
IT TAKES A VILLAGE
Republic Of CHAZ Begins Reparations; White Participants Pressured To Give Blacks $10 Each
Seattle’s so-called Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) has begun reparations, as white members of the fledgling sovereignty were asked on Friday night to give at least one black person $10 before leaving the area.
“I want you to find, by the time you leave this autonomous zone, I want you to give ten dollars to one African American person from this autonomous zone. And if you find that’s difficult – if you find it’s hard for you to give ten dollars to people of color, to black people expecially [sic], you have to think really critically about – in the future, are you going to actually give up power and land and capital when you have it?
If you have a hard time giving up ten dollars, you have to think about: are you really down with this struggle? Are you really down with the movement? Because if that is a challenge for you, I’m not sure if you’re in the right place.
So find an African American person. White people, I see you. I see every one of you, and I remember your faces. You find that African American person and you give them ten dollars. Cash up, venmo, ten dollars in your pocket. That’s my challenge to you. Do it.“
CAPITAL HILL AUTONOMOUS ZONE
— LegallyBae (@legallybae) June 14, 2020
NEW TOURISM AD FOR CHAZ
New tourism ad in from America’s newest neighbor: The Nation of CHAZ pic.twitter.com/2FowsblzPY
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) June 13, 2020
Why I Should Be Ambassador of Chaz
Guest Post by Skinny
Yesterday I applied to the State Department for the open position of Ambassador to Chaz. Although I am white, I check all the other boxes. I’m woke. I recently bought a BLM flag, and plan on hanging it between my Hammer and Sickle and and portrait of Che Guevara. I’m proficient with spray paint, I know how to alight a police car, and, thanks to playing baseball as a youngster, can throw a brick with the best of them.
What is Chaz, or CHAZ? It is the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone established within a 6-block area surrounding what was previously the East Precinct of Seattle. Thankfully, that region has been de-established, taken over by peaceful rioters and looters, and renamed as the Nation of Chaz. Thus, a nation is born. The United States needs to immediately establish diplomatic relations and needs to install me as the Ambassador. Anything less would be tantamount to violence against the cause.