Tag: Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

It’s hard to miss the myriad of memes out there declaring that “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself.” A Navy SEAL busted it out on Fox like a boss. Even my dog Barkey got in on the craze. And this phenomenon should be encouraged because it demonstrates our healthy contempt for our garbage ruling class.

Now, did Jeffrey Epstein actually wack himself? Maybe, maybe not. On the self-off side, it’s not like the guy had a huge incentive to – pardon the expression – keep hanging around. But on the “Epstein didn’t kill himself” tip, there’s pretty compelling evidence. A noted pathologist thinks he was wacked. So do people who think that it’s super convenient that a dude with the 411 on the pervo peccadillos of so many mostly Democratic poohbahs just happened to check out before he could start talking. And it’s really weird the cameras went off just before he got perma-cancelled.

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Authored by Jack Phillips via The Epoch Times,

The brother of dead disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein said he had unusual injuries on his wrists and shoulders.

Mark Epstein, 65, said there were two contusions on both of Jeffrey’s wrists, an injury to his left forearm, and muscle hemorrhaging of his left shoulder or deltoid.

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Via The Babylon Bee

DALLAS, TX—Biblical scholars often disagree, but they’ve all come to the same conclusion after studying the book of Daniel during an ecumenical council over the weekend: the writing on the wall during King Belshazzar’s banquet actually read: “Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.”

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