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Woke Gets Whacked — But Hold the Victory Lap
Guest Post by Jim Kunstler
It begins to look like the 2021 elections put a decisive end to the Woke-Jacobin-Progressive reign-of-terror, and its demonic efforts to cancel the authority of truth in human affairs — truth being derived from reality. For years, in an ever-escalating campaign of coercion, persecution, and punishment, the WJPs made their own reality-optional “truth” and foolishly expected the nation to roll over for it. On Tuesday, voters all over the land, in effect, whapped the Party of Chaos upside its head with thirty inches of No. 6 rebar and said “no more.” Days later, the Wokesters are still seeing stars and planets blink in their temporal lobes.
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Snopes Rates Claim That Biden Pooped His Pants As ‘Mostly False’ Since It Was More Of A Wet Fart
SAN DIEGO, CA—Fact checkers at Snopes proved their value as beacons of all kinds of truth by rating the claim that Biden pooped his pants as “Mostly False” and informing truth seekers it was actually more of one of those wet farts.
Snopes investigators say they obtained Biden’s trousers and and knickers and went over them with a magnifying glass, blacklight, and poopprint kit. They say the underwear passed the “sniff test” and that it wasn’t poop after all, but just one of those loose, wet farts that slip out sometimes.
Secret Service Agent Spotted Carrying Diaper Bag
SCOTLAND—With Biden attending the COP26 climate change conference in Scotland this week, many were concerned that he might poop in his pants again. Fortunately, his Secret Service entourage seems to be prepared this time, as agents were spotted carrying a presidential diaper bag.
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Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween
BROOKSIDE, OK—Well, isn’t this just the most adorable and 100% accurate Halloween costume we’ve ever seen: little Oliver Burnswax, just 18 months old, is dressed up as Joe Biden for Satan’s favorite holiday.
With a dress shirt, overcoat, and tie, along with a cute little American flag pin, Burnswax is the spitting image and exact smell of Joe Biden, sources on the Burnswax’s street confirmed Sunday evening.
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