I’M HIDEOUS!!!!

It sucks getting old. I had to have Mohs surgery to remove some skin cancer above my lip this morning. I thought it was going to be some minor slicing. The dude took a huge chunk out of my face. Now it hurts like hell and my lip is swollen to enormous proportions. The bandage can come off tomorrow. I’m sure it will look splendid. Then I get to do an 8 hour round trip to Penn State to move my son back to school. Avalon laughed when I told her to take the picture. Can’t a guy get some compassion? My mustache is going to be a mess.