I don’t support democracy simply because a lot of people are too fucking insane to be allowed to vote. Most of those remaining are stupid, evil or both. Sterilized and bottled, how much would a 12 oz. bottle of Certified Organic Mummy Juice sell for anyway? I would bet at least $100,000. Probably more in San Francisco.
Don’t Drink the Mummy Juice
Credit: Courtesy Egypt’s Ministry of Antiquities.
Welp, they did it: Yesterday (July 19), archaeologists in Egypt cracked open a mysterious, 2,000-year-old black sarcophagus — possibly the largest ever to be found in Alexandria — to see what was inside.
And while no evil curse seeped out of the tomb (at least, none that was immediately apparent), the findings — which consisted of three skeletons that may be the remains of soldiers lying in a pool of reddish sewage — still manage to spur some rumblings in the odder corners of the internet.
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